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Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks
Fox D.C. ^ | 2/05/2008

Posted on 02/05/2008 9:10:00 AM PST by JRochelle

Edited on 02/05/2008 9:15:20 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robison said.


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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crime; nuts

1 posted on 02/05/2008 9:10:01 AM PST by JRochelle
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To: JRochelle

Did he walk funny? Or what made them look?


2 posted on 02/05/2008 9:13:33 AM PST by cartan
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To: JRochelle

2?


3 posted on 02/05/2008 9:14:01 AM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: JRochelle

“And they found holes in his nose too.” From the Corner.


4 posted on 02/05/2008 9:14:11 AM PST by JRochelle ("But dad, Eli is copying me!" Peyton)
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To: JRochelle
Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

I'm no doctor, but I think this is normal.

5 posted on 02/05/2008 9:15:27 AM PST by Niteranger68 (John McCain has the blood of conservatives on his hands.)
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To: JRochelle
What a hilarious headline! My first thought - this is news? Is it a plumber or carpenter?

I'll just stop right there....

6 posted on 02/05/2008 9:18:03 AM PST by gramho12
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To: Niteranger68
Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

LOL! So are they going to plaster is shut?

7 posted on 02/05/2008 9:23:53 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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8 posted on 02/05/2008 9:24:48 AM PST by Pistolshot (Remember, no matter how bad your life is, someone is watching and enjoying your suffering.)
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To: JRochelle

The thread with this same subject was pulled within five minutes yesterday.


9 posted on 02/05/2008 9:29:26 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("It may take another Jimmy Carter to get another Ronald Reagan". Rush Limbaugh Jan. 14, 2008)
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To: JRochelle

You just can’t even make this stuff up.


10 posted on 02/05/2008 9:38:43 AM PST by Noumenon (The only thing that prevents liberals from loading us all into cattle cars is the power to do it)
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To: JRochelle

Glad the police had their (butt) crack investigative team on this!


11 posted on 02/05/2008 9:54:23 AM PST by Free Vulcan (No prisoners. No mercy.)
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To: JRochelle; Jim Robinson
"Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robinson said."

Jim, I didn't know you were a "crack man."

Crack on crack crime.

12 posted on 02/05/2008 10:02:15 AM PST by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I think there was 2-3 threads.

All pulled.

The fun mods must be working today.


13 posted on 02/05/2008 10:06:06 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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14 posted on 02/05/2008 10:58:11 AM PST by fredhead (Four cylinders, air cooled, horizontally opposed...the REAL VW.)
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To: fredhead

15 posted on 02/05/2008 11:02:25 AM PST by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: JRochelle
Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

Exactly where it should be found.

16 posted on 02/05/2008 11:03:37 AM PST by Nonstatist
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To: JRochelle

To paraphrase Denis Leary, who takes a drug named after a part of their ass? Evidently this guy does.


17 posted on 02/05/2008 1:13:56 PM PST by LottieDah (Democrats and liberals never fail to disappoint.)
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