Bahrainian Doctors Successfully Remove Nail From Man's Penis

Foxnews.com ^ | 2/13/08 | Staff

[highimpact]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals after he admitted himself to a hospital due to abdominal pain and the inability to speak, the Bahrain Gulf Daily News reported Wednesday.

An X-ray of the man, who was not identified, showed the nail lodged in his urethra. The victim claimed that the nail had been inserted by a gang of thieves who attacked and robbed him three days earlier, the paper reported.

[highimpact]

Why would he admit himself to the hospital for abdominal pain? I would think having a nail forced into my Clinton by a gang of thieves would be enough to get me to the ER.

[cripplecreek]

abdominal pain and the inability to speak

No kidding. LOL

[BlackVeil]

It is odd that he was complaining of inability to speak. I would have thought it would be inability to ...

[meanie monster]

LMAO

[ElkGroveDan]

It is odd that he was complaining of inability to speak.

My wife would suggest that such an injury on a man would cause an inability to think.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

The victim claimed that the nail had been inserted by a gang of thieves who attacked and robbed him three days earlier

um....this doesnt pass the smell test....lol why would you just sit there and let them do that?

[jdm]

Into your Clinton? LOL.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

The victim claimed that the nail had been inserted by a gang of thieves who attacked and robbed him three days earlier

um....this doesnt pass the smell test....lol why would you just sit there and let them do that?

[cripplecreek]

He shall henceforth be known as Ali (Spike) Mohammad Ibrahim.

[jdm]

This guy sounds like India’s Johnny Knoxville.

[cripplecreek]

He shall henceforth be known as Ali (Spike) Mohammad Ibrahim.

[Lx]

Grasp nail with pliers, pull the pin and run!

[Mark was here]

There really is no limit to how much cruelty exists in this world. It is really sad sometimes.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals after he admitted himself to a hospital due to abdominal pain and the inability to speak,

He couldn't speak, but I bet he was pointing like crazy.

[Mark was here]

There really is no limit to how much cruelty exists in this world. It is really sad sometimes.

[Mark was here]

There really is no limit to how much cruelty exists in this world. It is really sad sometimes.

[Past Your Eyes]

Sheesh, I hope it wasn’t a roofing nail.

[highimpact]

Into your Clinton? LOL.

I'm quite proud of my Clinton. I'd call it a Bush, but that moniker was already taken.

[Zeppo]

Matthews: Obama Speech Caused 'Thrill Going Up My Leg'

I hear that Chris Matthews had the same thing happen to him...

[highimpact]

I hear that Chris Matthews had the same thing happen to him...

Not possible. Only men can have a nail inserted in such a fashion.

[Mountain Troll]

Or the idiocy. Even odds he put it there himself.

[FReepapalooza]

“abdominal pain and the inability to speak”

Like maybe there was a translation error in this news story??????

[Zathras]

Watched “Real Genus” just one too many times.

[mylife]

The thieves “hide the nail on the head”

[DuncanWaring]

Probably should have been “...inability to leak”.

[Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh]

[BlazingArizona]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals

What - he couldn't get a Post-It note to stick?

[Charles Henrickson]

It is odd that he was complaining of inability to speak.

"It could have proved fatal if there had been a further delay," Salmaniya Medical Complex Accident and Emergency Department senior resident Dr. Ashwani Narang told the Gulf Daily News.

It was a Complex Accident.

[JillValentine]

I have a Bush...

[devane617]

I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!

[devane617]

I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!

[BossLady]

When his wife saw it...she was heard to say....”A girl’s gotta have her standards....”

[Kirkwood]

lol! :^D

[Larry Lucido]

I guess it could have been worse. Could have been a fusilli Jerry.

[Christian4Bush]

I guess this gives new meaning to the phrase, “He really nailed it...”

[Larry Lucido]

[mikrofon]

Sheesh, I hope it wasn't a roofing nail

Had it been, he likely would have had an accompanying case of shingles...

[highimpact]

I have a Bush...

Happy Valentines Day, JillValentine with a Bush!

this thread will self destruct in 3...2...

[JillValentine]

LOL. Thanks.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Yeah, but a 2 inch nail would be sticking out by an inch or more with Matthews.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Yeah, but a 2 inch nail would be sticking out by an inch or more with Matthews.

[martin_fierro]

Mangled Genitals Ping

[LibFreeOrDie]

On a related theme, a video clip from “Scrubs”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw1BUGRwRv0

[GOP_Raider]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals

Can I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?

[Slings and Arrows]

Can I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?

If you don't, I probably will.

[Daffynition]

I don't get modern art.

[johnny7]

I have a Bush...

Then this...

this...

this...

OR THIS.

[JillValentine]

When a lawn gets mowed, the grass is still there. It’s just shorter and neater. It’s not like the grass is completely removed.

[csvset]

the nail lodged in his urethra

Good Lord! Not the urethra!

[fredhead]

Clinton, just another name for wour Willie?

And I think they got it wrong. Not an inability to speak, an inability to LEAK!