Bahrainian Doctors Successfully Remove Nail From Man's Penis

Foxnews.com ^ | 2/13/08 | Staff

[highimpact]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals after he admitted himself to a hospital due to abdominal pain and the inability to speak, the Bahrain Gulf Daily News reported Wednesday.

An X-ray of the man, who was not identified, showed the nail lodged in his urethra. The victim claimed that the nail had been inserted by a gang of thieves who attacked and robbed him three days earlier, the paper reported.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Yeah, but a 2 inch nail would be sticking out by an inch or more with Matthews.

[martin_fierro]

Mangled Genitals Ping

[LibFreeOrDie]

On a related theme, a video clip from “Scrubs”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw1BUGRwRv0

[GOP_Raider]

Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian man’s genitals

Can I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?

[Slings and Arrows]

Can I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?

If you don't, I probably will.

[Daffynition]

I don't get modern art.

[johnny7]

I have a Bush...

Then this...

this...

this...

OR THIS.

[JillValentine]

When a lawn gets mowed, the grass is still there. It’s just shorter and neater. It’s not like the grass is completely removed.

[csvset]

the nail lodged in his urethra

Good Lord! Not the urethra!

[fredhead]

Clinton, just another name for wour Willie?

And I think they got it wrong. Not an inability to speak, an inability to LEAK!

[johnny7]

When a lawn gets mowed, the grass is still there. It’s just shorter and neater. It’s not like the grass is completely removed.

In your case...

[metmom]

Clearly since it took him 3 days to get to the ER. Must have been the oxygen deprivation...

[SunkenCiv]

I just give thanks that someone finally started one!

This urethra-self-stimulator suffered an “inability to speak”, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t say much worth hearing anyway. ;’)

I guess it’s safe to say that the surgeon isn’t this perp:

NYC Psychologist Killed in Meat Cleaver Attack
1010 WINS | February 13, 2008 | Unknown
Posted on 02/13/2008 9:30:01 AM EST by decimon
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1969626/posts

[Constitution Day]

LOL!

[ApplegateRanch]

Lengthwise or sideways?

Must have been any which way but loose.

Never go up the down staircase.

On a fear day, you can scream forever.

Did he point, and cry, since he had a mouth, but couldn’t speak?

Maybe he just misunderstood the concept of ‘French tickler”.

[Once had a guy come into our SoCal ER, then go to surgery to repair damage, then come to my floor for treatment of sepsis caused by infections of his 'home made French tickler". He didn't think it was so funny when he had to catheteriszed a few times. His Clinton was never the same, afterwards]

{We had another guy come in for removal of a ~3" stub of a #2 pencil that he managed to break off inside his urethra.}

Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.

[ApplegateRanch]

Hmmm...

+ = bangers & mash?

Yup; I think you

nailed it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.

At one time I didn't exist, and it was necessary to invent me.

Oh, and since it's vaguely relevant...

[Grizzled Bear]

Welcome to a “WTFIIWBP.”

[callisto]

Thanks for the ping, GB, but I don’t think I can touch this one. LOL

[Grizzled Bear]

That’s good to hear because you really shouldn’t. There’s no telling where it has been!