Posted on 02/27/2008 2:07:00 PM PST by decimon

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- Police arrested a man in a grocery store parking lot after they say he put nude pictures of himself near people's cars.
According to police, a man and his young daughter came out of a Harris Teeter at the Oceanfront Saturday to find the nude photographs on his car.
The suspect, Robert B. Lewis, was allegedly in the same parking lot, sitting drunk in his vehicle, according to police.
Lewis told 13News he is a victim of circumstance and that the pictures were never meant for grocery shoppers' eyes.
"A lot of couples do that, you know, they will take pictures of each other," said Lewis, explaining that the pictures were mementos from a relationship.
Lewis said the pictures were in his car. He said the vehicle broke down and when he opened the doors and trunk, the wind scattered the images in the parking lot.
As he picked them up, Lewis said a customer with his daughter came up to him.
"He thought I stole something from her. He thought that maybe his family had, you know, lost something and I picked it up."
Lewis said he showed the man the picture,"and he got really mad, and he started screaming and saying that I was a pervert."
"If I get put in jail for some stupid stuff like this, there's a good chance that I'll lose my job, I'll lose my apartment, lose everything I got," said Lewis.
Linda Boehme often shops at the grocery store, many times with her children in tow.
"I have a two and a half year old that's driving me bonkers," she said. "Usually, I'm worried about them putting stickers on the car, nevermind something that shouldn't be seen, for sure."
Police arrested 52-year-old Lewis, who lives in the 2600 block Baltic Avenue. He lives less than a block from the Harris Teeter. Neighbors told us off-camera he "creeped them out" and has done this in the parking lot before.
A Harris Teeter spokeswoman would not confirm that claim but said they are working closely with law enforcement to keep everyone safe.
Lewis is scheduled to appear in court in April.
*getting popcorn ready*

"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"
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besides getting sick to your stomach? I'm getting sick of this idea of "safe" it's up there with "think of the chil'rin!"
Yikes...he's more than Guilty. Put him so far behind bars that they have to pipe air to him and throw away the key so he can NEVER do this again!
And something of a moron in addition to being a drunk.
Positively 100% GUILTY in the first degree. This should carry a life sentence without the possibility of parole.
And I’m just betting that the rest of him is as attractive as his picture in the article...;’}
And hello to you.
In the not so distant past, our society needed no conversation or debate about what to do with someone like this.
These days we have to figure out *why* he did it & how *we* are to blame. And some way some how he would get paid.
Exactly.
What a liar.
He’s just getting his jollies knowing people are seeing him naked.
Betcha it’s no more pretty a picture than his mug shot.
Excuse me..... Urp.....
ROTFLOL.
I’ll take the walruses, thank you.
not a ping
Uuuhhh, he looks like a catfish.
I can believe the part about an ex taking the pictures, but why were they in his car in such a way that if he opened the door the wind would blow them everywhere?
I mean, I know Va. Beach is a windy place, I know some people keep messy cars, but a car is an odd place to keep pics from a past relationship.

"Noooo! They be stealin' mah nudd pix!"
ROFLOL!!! That ad is hysterical!!!
As for the guy in the article — I really hope he is a pervert being sent to jail and NOT a victim of circumstance...
I notice he had “his story” all ready. He’s done this before, the disgusting ugly pervert.
Like anyone wants to see you naked, you ugly drunk loser!!
Nude pictures of himself that he just happened to be carrying around with him in public and Oooops the wind just happened to catch them and he just happened to not make any effort to go collect them cause he was drunk?
I don’t think so...
Moronic behavior and drunkeness can be overcome...being “Fugly” can’t, LOL!
ROFL!!!!!
I’ve heard that this guy will be on “What not to wear”. A hair cut and some decent clothes will spruce him right up. Next thing you know he’ll be marrying Pamela Anderson.
That road-kill on his pate looks a toupee.
I guess I’ll have to read through the article again...
From what I understood reading the article last night he was picking them up, which is what prompted the man and his daughter to go up to him - thinking that he was picking up something his daughter had dropped... And, from his “testimony” they had flown out of the car when he opened the trunk...
Who knows... I mean it really could go either way — it’s not like I was there and know for sure or anything. It would be a better idea not to take nude pictures of yourself and your lover in the first place and avoid anything even remotely like this! LOL
Creepy looking dude aint he. The thought of him nekked is downright appalling
Yes, I think the picture makes the thread. Probably everyone has met guys like him who think they are Romeos.
I always keep a paper weight on the nude pictures of myself that I keep in my truck. One never knows when the wind might pick up when one is drunk in a grocery store parking lot.
Some people just don’t plan ahead.
You’ll make Eagle Scout yet.
Be prepared!
I’ve always said that.
I think he’s her type just the way he is.
You know it’s never the good looking guys who get nekkid & flash their pictures around. It’s always these fugly imbeciles.
Yep.
Thanks! The cat version is great too!
I didn't see where he was cited for OWI.
Decided;y GUILTY!
Why is it never anybody you’d WANT to see nekkid?
I haz a buket. And I be needing it.
ROTFLMAO!
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