Skip to comments.Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.
Eliot’s got Spitzer for brains.
well this didnt take long...
Round up all the usual suspect jokes...
pop in Spits name...
Did he ever meet Larry Craig?
brings a whole new meaning to ordering a spritzer
Mr. Spitzer, Number Nine,
Going down the Northeast Line,
If the whore is on some crack,
Do you want your money back?
“How many NY governors does it take to.........”
Any pictures of any of the members of that prostitution ring?
When Will Spitzer Finally Pull Out?
A: The State of his Union.
Based on the transcript, I still can’t get over the fact the Houston-Shuttle-Launch control room back and forth between Hos, Pimp, and Client-9.
They had every detail covered. Huge back and forth discussions about the “Pre-Paid Package”, about the “Remaining Balance” from previous encounter, about making sure “Package” arrives securely and is verifed, about all forms of transportations, exact times, cabs, trains, pickup up times, arrival times, rooms, hotels, and MOST IMPORTANTLY Client-9 told them that “door would be open”. Then Pimp worries that what if some hotel worker shuts it. Client-9 explains that no it would not be ajar, but it would be open and if your PRESS the button certain way it would open.
I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning. No detail left untouched. Everything confirmed and double confirmed.
This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.
SNL will have a field day with this. Perhaps they can do the Spitzer encounters like a "Mission Impossible" episode.
No--24 Hours! With that annoying phone ring always going on--
Elliot would pull out of the Governor’s mansion, but he’s into risky business.
$4,100 for a hooker? And he options for only $200 in extras? Next time, bring the Viagra.
As Spitzer signs up his legal team for the eventual charges he’ll be facing, the first lawyer approached chided the governor on his statement. So much for using the Rep. Jefferson defense that he was /actually/ working undercover for the FBI and they burned him... But least we know where that $10k in cash from Jefferson’s freezer went.
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