Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread

Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.

[PJ-Comix]

I made a suggestion to Charles Henrickson for an Eliot Spitzer song parody. If one comes up, I'll post that here too.

[Ouderkirk]

Eliot’s got Spitzer for brains.

[Tennessee Nana]

well this didnt take long...

Round up all the usual suspect jokes...

pop in Spits name...

[Loud Mime]

Did he ever meet Larry Craig?

[RDTF]

brings a whole new meaning to ordering a spritzer

[NautiNurse]

Mr. Spitzer, Number Nine,
Going down the Northeast Line,
If the whore is on some crack,
Do you want your money back?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“How many NY governors does it take to.........”

[353FMG]

Any pictures of any of the members of that prostitution ring?

[RDTF]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1983608/posts?page=1

When Will Spitzer Finally Pull Out?

[Hebrews 11:6]

Q: What was Governor Spitzer working on with those young ladies?

A: The State of his Union.

[RDTF]

www.nysun.com

[The_Republican]

Based on the transcript, I still can’t get over the fact the Houston-Shuttle-Launch control room back and forth between Hos, Pimp, and Client-9.

They had every detail covered. Huge back and forth discussions about the “Pre-Paid Package”, about the “Remaining Balance” from previous encounter, about making sure “Package” arrives securely and is verifed, about all forms of transportations, exact times, cabs, trains, pickup up times, arrival times, rooms, hotels, and MOST IMPORTANTLY Client-9 told them that “door would be open”. Then Pimp worries that what if some hotel worker shuts it. Client-9 explains that no it would not be ajar, but it would be open and if your PRESS the button certain way it would open.

I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning. No detail left untouched. Everything confirmed and double confirmed.

This guy Spitzer, he is dilligent and thorough! I will give him that much.

[pookie18]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1983526/posts

[RDTF]

[Old Sarge]

Spitz-er Swallows?

[PJ-Comix]

I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning.

SNL will have a field day with this. Perhaps they can do the Spitzer encounters like a "Mission Impossible" episode.

[NautiNurse]

"Mr. Spitzer left a deposit."

LOL!

[RDTF]

*snort*

[Mamzelle]

re: SNL will have a field day with this. Perhaps they can do the Spitzer encounters like a "Mission Impossible" episode.)))

No--24 Hours! With that annoying phone ring always going on--

[kingu]

Elliot would pull out of the Governor’s mansion, but he’s into risky business.

$4,100 for a hooker? And he options for only $200 in extras? Next time, bring the Viagra.

As Spitzer signs up his legal team for the eventual charges he’ll be facing, the first lawyer approached chided the governor on his statement. So much for using the Rep. Jefferson defense that he was /actually/ working undercover for the FBI and they burned him... But least we know where that $10k in cash from Jefferson’s freezer went.

[jdm]

http://web.archive.org/web/20021125085633/http://www.theemperorsclub.com/

[kalee]

Huffington post has them.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/emperors-club-all-about-_n_90768.html

[bannie]

All of that money...and all of the time and calculations of many just to let some weenie put it in some used slot-for hire.

I'm either too old or too female to get it.

[CougarGA7]

Who would have thought that love potion #9 was just a Spitzer.

[org.whodat]

With those big ears it must have been some kind of “Ferengi” sex.

[CitizenM]

It's 3 A.m.
The phone rings in the Governor's mansion in NY
"Uh, hello. Yes, this is Client 9. What? You say there is a package at my front door? No, no, not tonight, my wife is home. Send it to Client 10, the fellow in Harlem, you know that Clinton guy. His door is always open.

[The_Republican]

Hahahaahahahaahaha!

[Travis McGee]

Eliot Spitzer: Pimp Daddy Number Nine:

[Paul Heinzman]

I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning.

He took a strict missionary position in his plans.

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

What do you get when you cross a Shyster with a Spitzer?

A Sh*tzer!

[Travis McGee]

It’s easier to remember Spitler.

[RDTF]

a woman on Nancy Grace tonight said he just pulled a Marion Barry dunce

[Paul Heinzman]

He took her on highway 69, where the speed limit’s lickety split.

[SlapHappyPappy]

Yeah, and all I can say is WOW.

[CJ Wolf]

missionary impossible.

[RDTF]

[paudio]

He said, "This is a private matter."

Gee, no doubt there. It is a matter of his private.

[Clemenza]

Eliot is a Sinkspitzler (look it up).

[RDTF]

tonight Letterman has Top 10 Spitzer excuses

[Coleus]

Abortion bill is a bitter pill

Statement on NY Gov. Spitzer's radical abortion plan

(Malkin) What Spitzer was up to today before the news broke, Abortion

[LachlanMinnesota]

She must have been painting his house, too, and supplying the paint and scaffolding...that’s the only way I can figure it.

[JCG]

Client, client number 9,
Running down the hooker line.
If she knocks you off the track,
Do you want your money back?

Sorry Eliot/Client/George -- looks like you're "it!"
http://www.gameskidsplay.net/jump_rope_ryhmes/engine_engine_number_9.htm

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Send treats to the troops...
Great because you did it!
www.AnySoldier.com

[onyx eyes]

Somebody on CNN said they’ll probably let Spitzer off.
after all, they let Bill Clinton off.

[bannie]

haha!

Let me think about that...

[ladyjane]

What is it with New York governors? Didn’t Governor Carey run off with a Latina firecracker who had been married 5 times? And then there was Nelson who had a heart attack during his affair with Megan Marshack.

[ladyjane]

Does anyone have a link to a video of the trading floor on Wall Street erupting in cheers when the news was announced?

[Palladin]

I wonder what the pimps, madames, and ‘hos did before cellphones, texting, and ATM machines.

[Palladin]

I wonder what the pimps, madames, and ‘hos did before cellphones, texting, and ATM machines.

[tcrlaf]

Spitzer takes a “Wide Stance” on Ethics Issues....

[Spunky]

Instead of her giving Eliot a Lewinsky, Eliot gives her a Spitzer