Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroom

AP ^ | 3-12-08 | Associated Press

[Anti-Hillary]

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

[JustaDumbBlonde]

What a pain in the butt ...

[metmom]

Which goes to show that you’re much brighter than your average LEO.

[bamahead]

There was a similar story from a few years ago, where an obese woman who couldn't move was 'grafted' to a couch, after remaining on it for 6 YEARS...

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html#

{shudder}

[CharlesWayneCT]

Not to belabor the point, but isn’t the REAL question what the H*LL is wrong with the boyfriend that he ALLOWED this woman to sit on the toilet for even one full day, much less TWO YEARS!!!!!

Maybe the BOYFRIEND has a MENTAL PROBLEM.

[JRios1968]

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[yorkie]

I’m wondering about the poor ladies personal hygiene. Did she not shampoo her hair or brush her teeth for two years?
Bathing? What about her fingernails and toenails? (Not to mention using the razor.)

It is amazing that she didn’t get blood clots. Some people sit on a long airline flight and end up with DVT.

Very sad story. I would imagine this is why mentally challenged people need someone to check in on them at least once a week.

[Danae]

WTF ping

[BJClinton]

There has got to be mental illness invloved here...

Nah, that's completely normal behavior.

[Mercat]

Kansas ping

[Secret Agent Man]

Maybe she was constantly logged in to Democrat Underground for two years - wanted to save herself a few thousand trips to the crapper...

[Slings and Arrows]

Kansas ping

I just noticed the Kansas angle. If Toilet Girl and boyfriend are members of the Westboro Baptist Church it would explain a lot.

[Froufrou]

That has to be the worst case of agoraphobia ever!

[Secret Agent Man]

It’s clear they both have mental problems of some kind. You don’t have to be a high school graduate to know that just ain’t right.

[Daffynition]

That's one way of keeping the seat down ...

[dfwgator]

Well Martin Luther managed to come up with the “95 Theses” while sitting on the crapper.

[TigersEye]

I hope they had 2 bathrooms. If they didn’t where did he go???

Like most guys he learned to hold it. ;^)

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

Poker? More like craps.

PS: The boyfriend should have just thrown a big spider in the khazi, she’d have been out like a shot.

[kingattax]

LOL.thanks for the best laugh of the day !

[freedomlover]

I don't even want to this about the hemorrhoid factor . . .

[mass55th]

"There has got to be mental illness invloved here..."

Well, at least she didn't have to worry about doing laundry.