Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

AP ^ | 3/12/08 | ROXANA HEGEMAN

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WICHITA, Kan. -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

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Comment away...

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

You think the maid would have said something?

[mkmensinger]

Larry the Cable Guy says he gives up on a poop after 20 minutes.

[BGHater]

This one is beyond words.

[GunsareOK]

You have to be, er, crapping me!

[DannyTN]

This just raises all kinds of questions.
Did they have more than one toilet.
Did the boyfriend bring her food in the toilet?
Was he still her boyfriend and why?

[TCats]

I read this on MSNBC earlier and all I can say is they BOTH need help, desperately. All sorts of practicalities come to mind such as clothing, sleep, trimming toenails? Just yechh!

[brwnsuga]

Wow, if your tissue is compressed for more than 2 hours you run the risk of getting decubitis (a.k.a. pressure ulcers or bed sores) so I imagine she may have lost alot of flesh from sitting so long in one postition. She needs a mental evaluation. I wonder what her height and weight were/are.

[ElkGroveDan]

Maybe she was mad at him for leaving the seat up.

[Dallas]

How and where did the boyfriend relieve himself for two years?

Inquiring minds want to know..

[Crimson Elephant]

This has to be some kind of hoax.

[Publius6961]

Has Guiness been contacted?

[Slump Tester]

I can believe it. They take forever in there.

[BGHater]

Someone call Guinness. This has got to be a world record.

[Cali Redneck]

Must be one of those comfy padded seats

[Eurale]

Two words: Taco Bell.

[Popman]

This has to be some kind of hoax.

I tend to agree, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

[editor-surveyor]

Would metamucil have helped?

[Hoffer Rand]

Ha. My experience is that MEN spend more time on the pot than women. Who spends more time in the bathroom in general is probably debatable, but men are notorious for spending way too long navel-gazing on the throne. Not only that, but they’re notorious for leaving the room smelling like a toxic waste dump, too.

Chime in here, ladies. Am I right?

[Sender]

Meals and sleeping are obvious questions.

[mass55th]

I wonder if her boyfriend told her she was going to get it in the end.

[EGPWS]

Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

WOW, to be young and healthy again and have such a functional body to maintain. LOL!

[Hoffer Rand]

Was he still her boyfriend and why?

That was my first thought. Why is he still around? That is some seriously OTT enabling.

[Sender]

Men have to read their collection of American Rifleman, and that smell is just because we eat manly food ;)

[mass55th]

"How and where did the boyfriend relieve himself for two years?"

I want to know if they ever had sex in those two years.

[crazyhorse691]

Anyway this can be spun to be Bush’s fault?

[Miss Behave]

Maybe she was reading a really good, long book.
Maybe she was waiting and waiting for her slow, loser boyfriend to bring her a fresh roll of TP.
Maybe she just eats way too much fiber.
Maybe her siblings were always kicking her off the toilet when she was little.
Maybe she just always wanted to be in place and "ready," or had Toilet Separation issues.
Maybe it was the world's longest fudge monkey.
Maybe she was in her bikini and was afraid to go back outside to the pool and face all the hunks who would be laughing at her toilet tracks on the backs of her legs. I can sympathize.

People, don't be so quick to judge. Don't be Toilet Trouble Intolerants. Don't be haters.

[EGPWS]

I wonder if her boyfriend told her she was going to get it in the end.

Yep, I think you have it figured out.

Endophobia made her stay put!

[FrdmLvr]

Hmm, something about this story stinks.

[Hoffer Rand]

LOL. My hubby uses it to catch up on email with his crackberry. As for the smell, come on, light a candle or something!

[oneamericanvoice]

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Really? Pretty clear to me. But since that's hard for them, then it's clear they shouldn't have guns.

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No photos, unfortunately. Too bad. Good guests for Jerry Springer.

[EGPWS]

Must be one of those comfy padded seats

Perhaps she was in the airport ladies room tapping her foot?

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“The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.”

Her SKIN grew around it?

I don’t buy this ... .

[mass55th]

One of my favorite parts of "Young Frankenstein":

Igor: It's times like this that I remember what my old dad used to say.
Dr. Frankenstein: What was that?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

[EGPWS]

Don't be Toilet Trouble Intolerants.

I've found a good counselor and am making GREAT strides in beating my "toilet trouble intolerant" attitude.

[SlapHappyPappy]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1984562/posts

[Miss Behave]

Very good. Baby steps.