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Gigolo-Meter: What're you worth in bed? (Compare yourself to Client #9's honey!)
hellarity.us ^
| March, 2008
| Hellarity
Posted on 03/22/2008 4:41:20 PM PDT by dynachrome
*Estimations based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: compare; quiz; spitzer; test
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Dynachrome is a cheap date! "$811 per hour"
To: dynachrome
$1102 per hour...I’m in the wrong career.
To: dynachrome
$719 in bed. I’m surprised I would get that much.
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posted on
03/22/2008 4:47:23 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: dynachrome
4
posted on
03/22/2008 4:49:20 PM PDT
by
John W
(We're all gonna die!!!!)
To: dynachrome
5
posted on
03/22/2008 4:53:30 PM PDT
by
jdm
To: dynachrome
$1056, but I lied about the snoring.
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posted on
03/22/2008 4:54:01 PM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(Sure, they'd love to kill me, as long as they can do it without admitting I exist)
To: 2ndDivisionVet; A knight without armor; Alexander Rubin; AmericaUnite; Atlanta Conservative; ...
Just for fun ping. Are you worth as much as "Client#9"'s ummmm.... escort?, date?, honey?
FREEP THIS QUIZ ***PING!*** FRmail me if you want to be added or removed from the Fearless Poll-Freeping Freepers Ping list. And be sure to ping me to any polls that need Freepin', if I miss them. (looks like a medium volume list) (gordongekko909, founder of the pinglist, stays on the list until his ghost signs up for the list)
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posted on
03/22/2008 4:57:07 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
To: dynachrome
$216.29
I think I'll just shoot myself...
8
posted on
03/22/2008 4:57:54 PM PDT
by
SunTzuWu
To: SunTzuWu
9
posted on
03/22/2008 4:58:48 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
To: dynachrome
Under age, they didn’t have an option for “older than dirt.”
10
posted on
03/22/2008 5:00:09 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: dynachrome; Peanut Gallery
To: mass55th
To: Professional Engineer
I wonder if there’s a special rate for Senior Citizens :-)
13
posted on
03/22/2008 5:03:06 PM PDT
by
mass55th
To: dynachrome
Well dang. If I'd only known.
14
posted on
03/22/2008 5:03:47 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
To: dynachrome
I'm OK with that.
15
posted on
03/22/2008 5:04:20 PM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: Professional Engineer
I’m ahead at $1,132, but I way lied about age.
To: dynachrome
I am so good that you cannot even put a price on it.
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:06:01 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
To: Lil'freeper
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:07:01 PM PDT
by
big'ol_freeper
("Preach the Gospel always, and when necessary use words". ~ St. Francis of Assisi)
To: Perdogg
Do you take state of California credit cards?
To: purpleraine
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:09:12 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
To: dynachrome
$704 an hour. Maybe not $4k, but enough to justify a website.
To: purpleraine
I just don’t take checks.
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:10:01 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
To: dynachrome
Do we know what Dick Morris paid for professional toe sucking services?
I don't recall if that was common knowledge.
23
posted on
03/22/2008 5:10:02 PM PDT
by
lawnguy
(The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil-Cicero)
To: Cyclops08
$704 an hour. Maybe not $4k, but enough to justify a website.
Just to all, I don’t think I can call it “The Emperors Club.” But I can call it “the Wallmart Club.”
Comment #25 Removed by Moderator
To: Perdogg
To: SunTzuWu
Do not ignore the 29 cents.
27
posted on
03/22/2008 5:14:36 PM PDT
by
353FMG
(Vote for the Person who will do the least damage to our country.)
To: dynachrome
28
posted on
03/22/2008 5:18:26 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Never accept the mark of the Hillary beast)
To: dynachrome
29
posted on
03/22/2008 5:19:30 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
(The purpose of prayer is not to get what we want, but to become what God wants.)
To: SunTzuWu
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:21:28 PM PDT
by
shove_it
(and have a nice day)
To: NittanyLion
Ho, hum.
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:22:37 PM PDT
by
50mm
(:-O :-o - :-| ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz)
To: Eaker; Allegra; wardaddy; sit-rep; Larry Lucido; humblegunner
Powered By Adult Toy Shop No 3rd party out of state country checks without ID accepted without a co-signer Allegra ! !
Now where's that ole two bit whore bait buddy of mine ....Eeeeeek !
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:28:53 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.©)
To: dynachrome
A true gentleman does not discuss such things. (for which you can read I did not like the results... ;)
33
posted on
03/22/2008 5:33:01 PM PDT
by
Old Student
(We have a name for the people who think indiscriminate killing is fine. They're called "The Bad Guys)
To: Squantos
I'm a slut.
To: humblegunner; Eaker
Had to be all that citrus commercialism !.......:o)
Or as Eeeek likes to say melt down 365 condoms , make a tire and call it a goodyear !
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:44:07 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.©)
To: dynachrome
Powered By Shop for Toys $1163. My better half did the test, based on how he views me. This fun -- I've sent it to friends.
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:50:21 PM PDT
by
Kitten1
(12/23/1898; 12/25/1901; 3/6/36; 6/25/39; 9/11/55 -- Your sacrifice is not forgotten.)
To: SunTzuWu
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posted on
03/22/2008 5:53:44 PM PDT
by
Grunthor
(Electing people with an `R’ next to their name is NOT more important than principle)
To: dynachrome
Well, looks like I gotta pay $850!
38
posted on
03/22/2008 5:56:11 PM PDT
by
BnBlFlag
(Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
To: SunTzuWu
um.....anybody have change for a ten?They just don't know me...sniff
39
posted on
03/22/2008 5:57:19 PM PDT
by
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(Copper and lead-Precious metals of the Future)
To: dynachrome
40
posted on
03/22/2008 6:04:17 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”--Tuco)
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
42
posted on
03/22/2008 6:11:36 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(I need a life after politics)
To: dynachrome
It was fun, but confusing...who wants me?
43
posted on
03/22/2008 6:27:09 PM PDT
by
toldyou
(Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
To: dynachrome
Dang, I'm in the wrong line of work.....
I guess I need to straighten out my putter...LOL
Powered By Rabbit Vibrators
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posted on
03/22/2008 6:29:10 PM PDT
by
ThreePuttinDude
()... Cevapi & Slivovitz for everyone....()
To: MotleyGirl70
45
posted on
03/22/2008 6:29:38 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
To: dynachrome
46
posted on
03/22/2008 6:32:55 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
To: Miss Behave
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posted on
03/22/2008 6:35:10 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"—Ronald Reagan)
To: MaxMax
Hey, did you steal the answer sheet or somethin’? :)
48
posted on
03/22/2008 6:37:37 PM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
To: Sue Perkick
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posted on
03/22/2008 6:38:30 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(I need a life after politics)
To: dynachrome
I’m worth $1,270/hr in bed.
Not worth a damn on the computer...can’t copy and paste the results!
Okay...again...who wants me?
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posted on
03/22/2008 6:38:51 PM PDT
by
toldyou
(Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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