****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Earth Hour ^

[Lucky9teen]

How's this for silliness...?

Earth Hour is an international event that asks households and businesses to turn off their lights and non-essential electrical appliances for one hour on the evening of March 29th at 8PM local time to promote electricity conservation and thus lower carbon emissions.

 

It started with a question: How can we inspire people to take action on climate change?

 

The answer: Ask the people of Sydney to turn off their lights for one hour.

 

On 31 March 2007, 2.2 million people and 2100 Sydney businesses turned off their lights for one hour - Earth Hour. If the greenhouse reduction achieved in the Sydney CBD during Earth Hour was sustained for a year, it would be equivalent to taking 48,616 cars off the road for a year.

 

With Sydney icons like the Harbour Bridge and Opera House turning their lights off, and unique events such as weddings by candlelight, the world took notice. Inspired by the collective effort of millions of Sydneysiders, many major global cities are joining Earth Hour in 2008, turning a symbolic event into a global movement.

 

 

A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:

 

“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"

 

The man still can’t sit comfortably.

[Lucky9teen]

Do I believe in Global Warming? Sure....as it relates to Climate Change and the natural order of how life and seasons change on this planet.

What I don't believe in, is all the tom foolery about man-made Global Warming and Carbon Credit nonsense.

And isn't it ironic that the man who profits the most, from all this Global Warming and Carbon Credit BS, is none other than Al Gore?

[Lucky9teen]

 

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[raybbr]

Rat Slippers

[rottndog]

It’s too early for Globull Warming...

[theDentist]

I turn my lights off for hours at a time when I lay me down to sleep. Ain’t that enough???

[raybbr]

AlGorian leader:

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[socialismisinsidious]

And isn't it ironic that the man who profits the most, from all this Global Warming and Carbon Credit BS, is none other than Al Gore?

Unfortunately the Congresscritters (including all 3 Pres wannabes) see how nice things have worked out for Mr. Gore and they want to get on the Climate Change bandwagon...lots of power and money to be had via regulations and the tax code.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[ErnBatavia]

Ready for Friday!!!

[mtbopfuyn]

I’m sure all the thieves have this marked on their calendars. The fire department should have their calendar marked as well due to excessive use of unattended candles.

[envisio]

Not to mention the surge that will come when all the electricity turned back on all at once.

STUPID HIPPIES!

[MotleyGirl70]

[OB1kNOb]

[sunny48]

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.”

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.”

Sister Mary Katherine said, “Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. “You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.”

“Cold food,” said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. “You may say two words today.”

“I quit,” said Sister Mary Katherine.

“It’s probably best”, said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”

[arbooz]

"I ain't no waitin' for no five years..."

[BigFinn]

Proof positive of global warming. Click here

[Rummyfan]

LOL! Good one!

[arbooz]

Great toon. I don't believe albore is THAT stupid, rather he's found a great angle to enrich himself at the taxpayers' expense.

[girlscout]

This is an actual product being sold!

It's called the Hawaii Chair, and you are supposed to be able to exercise and go about your normal business while using it.

The Hawaii Chair

[CSM]

I’m convinced of climate change. Why just a few months ago it was so warm that I had to use my AC, now it is so cold that I have to use my furnace. I wish the climate change would stop!

[girlscout]

Here's a method of transportation that will cut down on energy use. Flying

[evets]

butt hash

[G8 Diplomat]

Snowed in Riyadh too...al-Gore was nowhere to be seen....

[OrioleFan]

Herman Miller should be gone from my office soon.

[CJ Wolf]

[steelyourfaith]

 

Global Warming Scam News & Views

• Beam me to Planet Gore !
• Reasoned Thinking Comes From Cooler Heads
• WeatherQuestions.Com (Dr. Roy Spencer, Official Climatologist, EIB Network)
• Dr. Spencer's book, Climate Confusion: How Global Warming Leads to Bad Science, Pandering Politicians and Misguided Policies that Hurt the Poor
  
  is now out. I received my copy from amazon.com on March 19, 2008.

[BibChr]

NO way I’m clicking on that link.

[Liberty Valance]

eeeh, what's up Doc?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“Wow, man, that sure was some good sh—!”

[evets]

It’s a local news story. Safe and silly but sick.

[DaveLoneRanger]

I just gave a presentation on global warming for one of my classes. A lot of the information can be found here.

Does anyone remember the World Jump Day, where a bunch of people were going to jump at the same time and nudge the earth just ever so slightly away from the sun, to rescue us from global warming?

[CSM]

Extremely silly!

http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=v&t=31343&m=105088

[girlscout]

[girlscout]

[rockabyebaby]

Woooooooooooohooooooooooooooo, in the top 50,,,,,wooooohoooooooooo it’s Friday,,,,,,,yipppeeeeeee!!!!

[Hoffer Rand]

May I join you in celebration?

Yiiiiiippeeeeeee!!!. Fri-DAY, Fri-DAY, Fri-DAY!!

And this weekend is even better, because it’s my birthday weekend!

[envisio]

Spread that happy dust....

[rockabyebaby]

Pinging the SAVAGE nation to the laugh of the day!!

The Hawaii Chair

[Jo Nuvark]

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

For now... Cat

[rockabyebaby]

Spread that happy dust....

LOL, here ya go....spread it around!!

[rockabyebaby]

Let's celebrate!!!!!!!!! Wooooooohooo!

Click here!

[Ironfocus]

That cat sounds like a democat.

[Deaf Smith]

bump

[girlscout]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lady Jag]

I couldn't possibly turn my lights off tomorrow night. I'm roasting dead meat for dinner.

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

What a waste for personal plates

[nuke rocketeer]