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MORFORD: A hooker for every senator
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 4/2/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 04/02/2008 7:56:45 AM PDT by SmithL

Imagine a world with more sexually open, sensual, happily libidinous politicians. Wait, can you?

I want a smart, slutty senator.

I want an effective, confident, sex-positive congressman or woman who, if asked, speaks openly and blamelessly and even happily about her proclivities, with a wink and a smile and maybe a bit of cleavage before Labor Day. Married, single, somewhere in between? Doesn't matter.

And, dare I say it, I want president who not only freely discusses and shrugs off his or her loves and sexual desires and even affairs, but dares to enjoy sex and thrives because of it and makes his behavior a part of his perspective and attitude on life and love and leadership and the general sticky messy beautiful evolution of the human soul. Is that too much to ask?

Let me answer that for you: Oh my sweet baby Jesus with a Hitachi Magic Wand and some leather chaps, you're damn right it is.

Here's the thing: Given all the scandals and threesomes and gay gropings in airport restrooms, sometimes I can't help but wonder what it might be like to have a leader or three who not only enjoys women, or men, or both, but does so shamelessly, enthusiastically, talks it up in the media, all with discretion and a bit of class, but also with full knowledge and pleasure and openness about his/her appreciation for sex and the physical form.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hookers; morfordite; sanfranciscovalues; spitzmas
Morfordite Alert!

`nuf said

1 posted on 04/02/2008 7:56:45 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

“Ferret Lovers Unite!” ......... On the upper left of the SFG article page, do I dare go there???


2 posted on 04/02/2008 8:11:22 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft ( Clinton/Obama .. Obama/ Clinton ... Mc Cain/Obama .. Mc Cain/Clinton ... What a Choice!? Puleeeze!)
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To: SmithL
I can't help but wonder what it might be like to have a leader or three who not only enjoys women, or men, or both, but does so shamelessly, enthusiastically, talks it up in the media, all with discretion and a bit of class,

Talking up your sex life in the media is neither discrete or classy.

3 posted on 04/02/2008 8:12:17 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: SmithL

Butt boy Morfie must just be dripping with STD’s. I’d hate to be his personal physician.


4 posted on 04/02/2008 8:43:51 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: SmithL

The author was obviously typing this one handed.


5 posted on 04/02/2008 9:36:22 AM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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