Caption Barack & Michelle Obama & Teresa Heinz Kerry

[Lucky9teen]

Michelle Obama, wife of Democratic presidential hopeful Sen Barack Obama, D-Ill., left, holds hands with Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of the 2004 Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., Wednesday, April 2, 2008, at Carnegie-Mellon University in Pittsburgh.


Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., waves during a commercial break during MSNBC's Hardball College Tour hosted by Chris Matthews at West Chester University in West Chester, Pa., Wednesday, April 2, 2008.

[Lucky9teen]

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?"

[Lucky9teen]

Hillary attempts to swallow the "Obama Mania" pill...



Two members of the audience share a moment as Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., speaks at a town hall meeting at the Dunmore Community Center in Scranton, Pa., Tuesday, April 1, 2008

[aruanan]

WACKA-WACKA-WACKA-WACKA

[mikrofon]

"Nothing up my sleeve -- Presto, you will vote for me!"

[willgolfforfood]

"Tell it to the hand."

What a 5-ring freak show! Tereza looks even less happy to be on the campaign trail than she did 4 years ago. Another drink might make the pain go away, though.

[raybbr]

"See, this is one of those rich, whites I was tellin' ya'll about..."

[1035rep]

“I once had a AK this big”

[Holicheese]

I am making Hillary disappear by using the POWER OF MAGIC!

[1035rep]

Hee,hee. Dat be da one!

[kingattax]

.."look ! i caught a typical white person !"

[Veto!]

Great caption. My first thought when I saw the picture was

Gonna getcha, Whitey, with the shiv up my sleeve

[arbooz]

"Stay outta here boy - you look like a typical white person".

[Pinetop]

No, Teresa Heinz Kerry is an African-American.

[Red_Devil 232]

Wow! Tah-Rez-Ha Looks Like She Just Got Yanked Off A Bar Stool.

Wow! Tah-Rez-Ha Looks Like She Just Got Yanked Off A Bar Stool.

[CJ Wolf]

Your mohawk is so ninety 80s. You should go with the new commie star like mine.

[arbooz]

"Whatcha y'all whitey doin' in here anyways? Ya wanna knucklesammich?"

[Red_Devil 232]

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[polymuser]

"She's changed to dark raisins!"

[spokeshave]

Wh's got the opening bid on this typical while female slave.....

Somewhat worse for wear.....

Do I hear a C note...big 50....40.....any offers ...

Throw in the spouse for free....

[OESY]

"If you can remember anything, remember this one thing:
To get elected, clouding the issues and mischaracterizing
my opponent's positions and statements is Job #1."

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[samtheman]

Doesn’t TAH-RAY-ZAH look like she’s been eating a whole sh*tload of rum-soaked raisins?

[G8 Diplomat]

[CougarGA7]

Looks like a Roman Centurian.

[Red_Devil 232]

Look Into My Eyes ... Your mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Look Into My Eyes ... Your mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

[ThreePuttinDude]

I did inhale, and I still do....yaaa man

[G8 Diplomat]

[Lizavetta]

pssst......you left out ‘salt of the earth’.

[SMARTY]

Aunt Esther and Moms Mabley

[weegee]

"LOOK! IF YOU DARE! Into... THE HYPNOTIC EYE!!!"

[weegee]

Obama in front of a flag with a red star. Why does that not surprise me?

[april15Bendovr]

[edzo4]

'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherf****r!