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30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
Cracked.com ^
Posted on 04/14/2008 9:47:37 AM PDT by EveningStar
So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?
Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst...
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TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
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To: EveningStar
I would totally pay to see the lolcats movie.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:00:58 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
To: EveningStar
4
posted on
04/14/2008 10:02:51 AM PDT
by
LiteKeeper
(Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
To: LongElegantLegs
A “Viking Kitties” movie would be nice for the kids.
5
posted on
04/14/2008 10:03:12 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: EveningStar
Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?Clue?
6
posted on
04/14/2008 10:03:50 AM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Fear sees the problem emotion never solves. Faith sees & accepts the solution, problem solved.)
To: EveningStar
So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation? 1) XXX - Deep Inside Helen Thomas - XXX
2) President Hillary, The Sequel.
3) A Day in the Life of Lazamataz
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:04:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: LongElegantLegs
I would totally pay to see the lolcats movie. I would totally pay to never again see a cutesy cat poster with misspelled comments that pop up on all threads for no apparent reason.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:04:24 AM PDT
by
rockprof
To: Lazamataz
A Day in the Life of LazamatazThe Horror,..the horror....
9
posted on
04/14/2008 10:05:18 AM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Fear sees the problem emotion never solves. Faith sees & accepts the solution, problem solved.)
To: Cvengr
Hey, now! Tim Curry was hysterical in “Clue!”
10
posted on
04/14/2008 10:06:17 AM PDT
by
Malacoda
(A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
To: martin_fierro; jdm; Tijeras_Slim; cyborg; Constitution Day; Larry Lucido; Miss Behave
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:06:49 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Bitterly clinging to religion and guns here in Penna.)
To: rockprof
12
posted on
04/14/2008 10:08:31 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(Kill them with kindness, then taser them for fun.)
To: Cvengr; EveningStar
scrabble?
Jumanji... wait... nevermindd
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:08:33 AM PDT
by
dhot
( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
To: Lazamataz
I might actually pay to see that one.
To: rockprof
So you don't ever want to see another cute kittie picture. How about a not so cute doggie picture:
IMHO, Boxers never get the respect they deserve.....
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:10:53 AM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Fear sees the problem emotion never solves. Faith sees & accepts the solution, problem solved.)
To: EveningStar; Froufrou
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:11:50 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: dhot
Rachelle, Rachelle, a young girl’s sexual journey from Milan to Minsk.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:12:16 AM PDT
by
CanaGuy
(Go Harper!)
To: Lazamataz
XXX - Deep Inside Helen Thomas - XXX
*threw up in mouth*
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:12:55 AM PDT
by
GQuagmire
(Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
To: EveningStar
I hate to say it but it looks like they are 100% correct on this article.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:13:37 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Party ahead of principles; eventually you'll be selling out anything to anyone for the right price.)
To: JRios1968
“Bangkok” starring Orlando Bloom and that Thailand Jon Benet killer.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:15:07 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: EveningStar
ONE PART CORN MEAL, SIX PARTS HELL
SCRAPPLE
HORROR BY THE SLICE
21
posted on
04/14/2008 10:18:10 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Bitterly clinging to religion and guns here in Penna.)
To: EveningStar
One word:
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:26:12 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: JRios1968; BJClinton; dhot; rattrap
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:26:50 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: EveningStar
ROFL a two girls one cup reference.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:28:32 AM PDT
by
Malsua
To: Malsua
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:30:37 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: EveningStar
So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.... The Horror Movie.
To: JRios1968
Damn, I just got Rick Rolled!
Hey, what’s this meatspin I keep hearing about....
AAAHHH my eyes, they bleed!
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:34:15 AM PDT
by
Malsua
To: Cvengr
I was thinking of a ballon coming up from the dog’s head with the caption: “Oh man, he’s doing that dog butt face thing again. Sheesh...”
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:41:33 AM PDT
by
Captain Rhino
( If we have the WILL to do it, there is nothing built in China that we cannot do without.)
To: JRios1968
MY EYESSSSS...
MY EARSSSSSS...
toetappy guy
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:55:00 AM PDT
by
dhot
( I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.)
To: rockprof
Alright then.
No misspelled comment.
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posted on
04/14/2008 10:58:38 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: CanaGuy
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:00:06 AM PDT
by
wtc911
("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
To: rockprof
How about other animals?
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:04:21 AM PDT
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
To: Lazamataz
LOL
Lazzy, that’s just wrong. Funny, but wrong!
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:06:10 AM PDT
by
RikaStrom
(The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
To: EveningStar; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
To: LongElegantLegs; EveningStar
The Life and Loves of Helen Thomas.
To: Malsua
No no, not meatspin. Let them know it's "Me At Spin."
You spin me right round baby right round...
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:14:26 AM PDT
by
cdbull23
(What's going on in my brain? Check it out: cainsbrain.blogspot.com)
To: martin_fierro
Hunter S. Thompson's
Fear and Loathing in the Hundred Acre Wood"It's Inoperable, Charlie Brown!"
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:15:44 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
To: Larry Lucido
Mine was funnier.
And quicker.
But enough about my penis.
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:19:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:19:56 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(4-cylinder, air cooled, horizontally opposed......THE REAL VW!!!)
To: Lazamataz
I like the neatly trimmed blonde kitty.
To: LongElegantLegs
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:24:34 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Organize before they rise!)
To: EveningStar
I kinda like the concept of “Fudd”.
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:24:45 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(TSA and DHS are jobs programs for people who are not smart enough to flip burgers)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:32:56 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Organize before they rise!)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:36:31 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Bitterly clinging to religion and guns here in Penna.)
To: EveningStar
How about:
Boogers: an odyssey of picking and flicking.
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:46:27 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
To: EveningStar; martin_fierro
There are some very good ones there...but Matlock 2040 was hands down my favorite.
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:53:50 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: wtc911
Rochelle, Rochelle... Rochelle, Rochelle - The Musical!
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posted on
04/14/2008 11:58:30 AM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Mr. Silverback
The Mr. Clean and Operation ones cracked me up.
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posted on
04/14/2008 12:01:50 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Lazamataz
No...no..I didn’t just see that. no no no
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posted on
04/14/2008 12:17:34 PM PDT
by
visualops
(artlife.us . nature photography desktop wallpapers)
To: Petronski
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posted on
04/14/2008 12:22:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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