South Park: Butt Out!

South Park Zone ^ | Trey Parker and Matt Stone

[Eric Blair 2084]

The funniest 20 minutes in TV History. It ranks right up there with Lucy trying to shove chocolates down her throat as they come off the conveyer belt in the 50's.

Gabz, SheLion...a must see for anyone on your ping lists. So much depressing stuff from the nanny state out there that if we didn't laugh we would all go insane.

Click on the link. Apologies to those "poor" Americans who can't afford broadband :-)

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[Eric Blair 2084]

Big Brother, Nanny State, Grant Junkie, Bogus Study, Junk Science, Social Engineering, Egalitarian, Central Planning, Sheeple Control, Health Nazi, Socialism, Collectivism

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[Eric Blair 2084]

txflake: thanks for the tip on this new site that has all of the South Park episodes commercial free. I feel like I just found some lost gospels in the sand!

EveningStar: Worth a separate ping. BTW, great advertising for Parker and Stone. Sure it’s free, but I’ll bet they get millions of new fans because of it. It will pay off for them.

[Army Air Corps]

Now I wanna buy a pack of Camels...and I don't even smoke cigarettes. I have a couple of cigars that are asking to be sparked.

[Eric Blair 2084]

When non smokers see how disgusting, lying and Statist anti-tobacco crusaders are, that is pretty much the response....

They want to light up just to spite them. They might even hate it, but it’s the principle.

[Eric Blair 2084]

That was actually the whole point of the episode BTW. Did you ever watch it?

[Army Air Corps]

This is the first time that I have watched this episode. One of my favourites is “Die Hippies Die.”

[Army Air Corps]

I am a cigar guy, but I have enjoyed a godd cig with friends on rare occasions. My maternal grandfather smoked a pipe with cherry tobacco. My paternal grandfather used to hand roll his own cigs on horseback (one hand holding the reins and the other hand doing all the rolling).

[KoRn]

A classic episode. Nanny state leftism portrayed as about as accurate as it gets.

[Army Air Corps]

godd = good

[Eric Blair 2084]

Tell me what your pet peeve is, I’ll recommend an episode.

Here is “Die Hippies Die”:

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/902/Die-Hippie-Die.html

You couldn’t download any of this stuff before without violating copyright violations.

Somebody has to tell Viacom and Comedy Central how much of a new fan you are after seeing it for free.

Even if you thought it sucked, just lie and say you loved it....

Or there will be beatings.

[Army Air Corps]

Other favourites are “make Love, Not Warcraft” and the one about hybrid drivers. Classic comedy.

[Eric Blair 2084]

I can’t even pick out my favorite part, there were so many in 20 minutes...

Rob Reiner needing butter to get his lard ass out of his limo to give a speech about health,

Telling the smoker in the bar who just worked 12 hours doing real work to relax by going to his vacation house like he does,

[Army Air Corps]

Remember the episode when Barbara Streisand terrorises South Park? More funny stuff.

[Eric Blair 2084]

“Make Love, not Warcraft” was the first episode last season.

That 30 something loser with no life and carpal tunnel from playing video games all day long reminds me of people I know.

[hosepipe]

Pretty funny..

[EveningStar]

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[txflake]

My fave is ‘Teacher Bangs a Boy’.

They tackle this craziness perfectly.

[Eric Blair 2084]

only pretty funny!

You need to go see a Doctor and have your funny bone checked if you only thought that was pretty funny.

Did you watch it?

It was laugh out loud funny.

[Alouette]

Last week’s episode of “The runaway Penis and Eric Cartmenez reeches thees keeds” has a spot in my Top 10.

Best “South Park” episode ever: Lemmiwinks and the Death Camp of Tolerance

[Eric Blair 2084]

Dog the Bounty Hunter got a bum rap.

[EveningStar]

I don’t know how they keep it up. They must surely be approaching burnout.

[Army Air Corps]

My goo! My precious goo!

[Eric Blair 2084]

Mecha Streisand doesn’t even make it into the top 50.

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/112/Mecha-Streisand.html

Funny, but not their best work.

[Army Air Corps]

Still funny. Manbearpig is pretty damned funny.

[Eric Blair 2084]

No. In an insane world there is plenty of room for satire. It’s endless.

Parker and Stone will get sick and tired when the left wing Socialists and the right wing Taliban wing of the religious right get sick of being insulted by them.

[Eric Blair 2084]

I know it was an algore special, but again ManBearPig didn’t do it for me.

I’m serial.

To each his own.

[TigersEye]

If it weren’t for anti-smokers I’d probably quit smoking! ;^)

[Army Air Corps]

What are your top 10?

[skinkinthegrass]

...well, I miss O.C.-Old Cracker

[ovrtaxt]

I think I’ll go have a smoke at the Breastiary of Nipopolis.

[chasio649]

“The Jeffersons” “Butters own Episode” and “Casa Bonita” are my favorites.

[chasio649]

Remember the episode when Barbara Streisand terrorises South Park?

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Robert Smith saves the world.......great stuff....i do miss chef though.

[Army Air Corps]

I dedicate this thread to Cigs

[chasio649]

...well, I miss O.C.-Old Cracker

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I think he’s still around....changed his name.

[gracie1]

I agree, the stories many times just write themselves. All they need is to do the animation.

The Scientology episodes, Trapperkeeper 2000, Fun with Weapons are among my favorites.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Eric Blair 2084]

My Top 10?

I’m flattered that anyone asked or even gives a shit what I think. Thank you.

Here is my Top 10:

10. Scott Tenorman Must Die

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/501/Scott-Tenorman-Must-Die.html

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman’s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman’s elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

9. It Hits the Fan

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/502/It-Hits-the-Fan.html

The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.

8. Jared Has AIDS

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/602/Jared-Has-Aides.html

As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in “Jared Has Aides.” In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally “comes out” with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.

7. I’m a Little bit Country

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/701/Im-a-little-bit-Country.html

In order to get out of school, the boys enter an anti-war demonstration. Not really knowing what they’re protesting for, Mr. Garrison decides to teach the boys a lesson by making them write an essay about our founding fathers. Cartman, (being the lazy asshole that he is) says that studying is way too much for a nine-year-old to handle and decides to cook up a crazy scheme in order to get out of it. With a crashing boulder, and electrocution Cartman finally gets what he wants... a flash back.

6. Douche and Turd

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/808/Douche-and-Turd.html

PETA comes to town and forces the school to change their mascot, an election takes place for the new mascot. Stan refuses to vote and is kicked banished from the town, and ends up in the PETA camp where the members are dating the animals.

5. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1009/Mystery-of-the-Urinal-Deuce.html

The world’s biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. No one in South Park is safe from the people who are the real brains behind the 9/11 conspiracy. When Kyle and Stan hit the road in search of the truth, they come face-to-face with the masterminds who pulled off the most elaborate, intricate and flawlessly executed operation in American history..

4. Red Hot Catholic Love

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/608/Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html

“Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” you say? Not on Priest Maxi’s watch. Even if it means traveling to the Vatican and enduring the real-life challenges of a 4K video game, circa 1982. Oh, and Cartman craps out of his mouth.

3. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1101/With-Apologies-to-Jesse-Jackson.html

The “N” bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.

2. Bloody Mary

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/914/Bloody-Mary.html

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his “disease.”

1. Butt Out!

I had to leave out some of my favorite episodes with Satan and Saddam Hussein.

[RandallFlagg]

The best line in the episode:

[E Rocc]

Trey's too busy working on new episodes to post here.

-Eric

[E Rocc]

"Rainforest" is up there if the enviros are getting on your nerves and "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" is a classic.

-Eric

[Vigilantcitizen]

Best “South Park” episode ever: Lemmiwinks and the Death Camp of Tolerance

Seconded.

[CSM]

Thanks for the ping. The site is “forbidden” for me while sitting at my work place. I will watch for this episode on the weekly reruns.

[Phantom Lord]

I’m cheesing my balls off man.

[badgerlandjim]

bump

[ichabod1]

Find the snuke! Find the snuke!

[ichabod1]

Find the snuke! Find the snuke!

[Mears]

bump

[Eric Blair 2084]

I’m going to change 10-7.

“Death Camp of Tolerance” was priceless.

[Eric Blair 2084]

The Cartman NAMBLA episode was prominently featured in Andersons book “South Park Conservatives”.

At the end, the pedophiles were reciting a liberal speech set to piano music about how they have rights and the country just doesn’t understand them. The ACLU would love it.

Than Kyle says “uh, dude, you have sex... with children....freedom and liberty is nice....but f you.”