Slip to xsmommy: The United Health Association rated the healthy folks in Iowa as No. 7; the folks in California as 24; and the folks in Arizona as 34. Now if I add them up and divide them by three, I, personally, come in at 22.67.
Did I do that correctly?
Argh to Slip: I'm afraid not, you're still a 34. But you're aces with me, kiddo!
Kindly send ($U.S.) cash donations to:
Argh
(address)
Slip to Argh: I'm mailing you my donation now, along with my letter to Santa Claus.
Argh to Slip: I'll be contacting Mister Claus to ensure that you didn't accidentally mix up your envelopes.
Slip to Argh: You better check with Mrs. Claus first. I heard she held the purse strings in the family.
Argh to Slip: Of course, Santa's too masculine to own a purse But I have obviated the deleterious effects of your possible confusion by sending Mrs. Claus the following email:
Dear Mrs. Claus,
Kindly note that the lovely and talented Slip 18 of The Great State of Arizona (34th in healthiness), U.S.A. (you've heard of the U.S.A.? It's been in all the papers) has sent me copious amounts of $U.S. in a spontaneous display of her affection and respect for my intelligence, good taste, and suavity. There's probably a little lust thrown in there too, but I would advise her not to hold her breath because I don't go in for that cheap physical stuff. Anyhow, she appears to have accidentally sent this money at the same time as her annual letter to your esteemed husband, and, being female, she confused the envelopes. You are presumably in receipt of my cash, which I would appreciate your forwarding to me posthaste. I shall forward her letter to Mr. Claus likewise (Mrs. Claus, what the heck is a "Mr. Vibrator"?)
Thank you very much for your consideration. Give Rudolph a hug from his Uncle Arghie.
Your friend,
Argh
That should do it.
Slip to Argh: OMG! ROTFLMAO! It hurts, Arghie!
I miss Argh. I miss Robt. dang
I’ve been a little busy all day.
How in the heck did you find that? I don’t even remember it. Thank you! Argie is such a good guy!
OTOH, I was born in Iowa, lived most of my life in CA, and now live in AZ. That’s 1, 2 and 3. I’m afraid to move to State No. 4. Think we’ll stay here. LOL!
We’re figuring out our summer vacation plans. It’s going to include Disneyland because Cyber’s only been there once or twice. I’ve been there better than 200 times. My sister (RIP) was head tour guide for about five years. I’ll need a crop for Cyber so he won’t get lost. The under-the-park stuff is cool, though. It’s been a long time since I had any friends at Disney, so that probably won’t happen. I will not go on “It’s a Small World.” Talk about earworms.
Thanks again for finding the post!!! I’m saving it. Think I’ll e-mail it to Argie. LOL!