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Blue Jeans Cable Strikes Back - Response to Monster Cable (One Patent Troll Down!)
Audioholics ^ | April 14, 2008 | Andry (Denke, Blue Jeans)

Posted on 04/15/2008 11:46:53 AM PDT by dickmc

Not long ago we reported that Monster Cable had issued a cease and desist letter to Blue Jeans Cable about their Tartan cables. Little did the lawyer drones over at Monster know that Kurt Denke, the president of Blue Jeans was, in a former life, a lawyer by trade. Oops! Someone pushed around the wrong "small" company! While we are no legal experts, we recognize humor when we see it. And this is funny. With Blue Jeans Cable's permission, we've included their full response to Monster's letter below. Kurt wants to keep this entire process completely open to the public and we're more than happy to oblige. Enjoy

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Here is the letter.
Particularly note the paragraph that begins "Further, if any of these patents or trademarks has been licensed to any entity..." ...and... the last five paragraphs.

RE: Your letter, received April Fools' Day

Dear Monster Lawyers,

Let me begin by stating, without equivocation, that I have no interest whatsoever in infringing upon any intellectual property belonging to Monster Cable. Indeed, the less my customers think my products resemble Monster's, in form or in function, the better.

I am evaluating your claim that the connectors on certain Tartan brand products infringe Monster's design patents and trademarks. However, the information supplied with your letter is plainly inadequate to support a claim of infringement and so I am writing to you to ask for further information and clarification regarding your claims.

I will begin by addressing your trademark/trade dress claim. You have referred to two trademark registrations, and have attached some printouts from the USPTO system but the depiction of the marks on the drawings provided is small and indistinct, making it difficult to determine exactly what the alleged resemblance is, and I need further information from you.

First, I need legible, scale drawings of the marks, preferably with dimensions shown on the drawing. To the extent that drawings are inadequate to show the nature of materials, finishes, print legends, colors and the like, I will also need examples of each of Monster Cable's actual uses of these marks in commerce; actual physical examples would be best, but photographic reproductions might do. As you will understand, these considerations are essential to any claim arising out of trade dress, as you are alleging in essence that there is a resemblance sufficient to cause confusion over the identity or origin of the goods, and no mere line-drawing can suffice.

Second, I will need copies of the trademark applications and any correspondence between the applicant and the USPTO in support of the applications.

Third, you have not identified the Monster Cable products in question, in actual use and distribution in commerce, whose trade dress you allege has been appropriated. I have reviewed Monster Cable's online materials and have examined connectors on various Monster Cable assemblies in local retail outlets and am unable to determine which, if any, of these are thought by Monster to represent use of these particular marks. I am also unable to determine from this review whether Monster Cable actually offers any product for sale to which the Tartan connectors are alleged to be particularly similar. My own sense of it, in looking at the connectors, has been that there is no similarity between the Tartan connectors and any of the many Monster Cable connectors beyond the general functional and conventional characteristics which all or nearly all solder-cup, mechanical-assembly, barrel-style RCA-type connectors share. It may be that there is some line of products to which you have intended to refer but which I have not found in Monster Cable's marketing materials or displays; but if so, you will need to show me specifically what product it is, and you will need to call to my attention the specific aspects of the connector design which you contend constitute unique Monster Cable trade dress, what the associated secondary meaning of those aspects of the trade dress is, and in what manner and by what characteristics you allege that this trade dress has been appropriated.

Fourth, if the dimensional characteristics of the connector as used in commerce vary from the dimensions of the scale drawing of your mark, I will need a proper scale drawing, with dimensions, of each version of the actual connector as used in commerce, as well as photographs of the connectors showing actual in-use finishes. If there is more than one such connector design in actual use by Monster Cable as to which appropriation of trade dress is alleged, of course, I will require this information for each and every such design.

On the basis of what I have seen, both in the USPTO documents you have sent and the actual appearance of Monster Cable connectors which I have observed in use in commerce, it does not appear to me that Monster Cable is in a position to advance a nonfrivolous claim for infringement of these marks. There simply is not sufficient resemblance between the Tartan connectors and any mark or any example of the marks' actual use that I can find to support such a claim. But if you have further information for me on that point, you are welcome to submit it.

You have also supplied me with partial documentation on five design patents which you claim these connectors infringe. I will begin by observing, first, that the five design patents are so very much unlike one another that it is very hard to imagine that any product could actually infringe more than one of them at a time; anything close enough to one of them to be deemed an infringement would, by that fact alone, be too dissimilar from the other four. The dissimilarity of the Tartan connector from each of them is readily evident.

I should add that, for the purpose of this letter, I am assuming that these patents are valid. This is in no way a concession of the point. In fact, this is a very significant and likely inaccurate assumption, and you should expect the patentability of these designs to be under attack if you commence an action for infringement.

The fact that you have presented me with five completely distinct design patents, I have to say, gives me pause. I would go over them and detail the differences between the Tartan connectors and those shown in the patents, but if you are taking the position that it appears you are taking, there might be very little point in discussing it with you. Take, for example, the patent you mark as Exhibit B. The connector shown there is substantially different from the Tartan connectors in every respect, unless one ignores design specifics and focuses on the core attributes of the connector which are dictated by function. If your view of Exhibit B is that it is to be construed broadly enough as to encompass the Tartan connector, it is very hard to imagine that there is such a thing as a solder-assembly style RCA plug which is not similarly, in your view, encompassed by this patent. And, needless to say, it is very hard to imagine that any court would ever adopt such a view of the patent's scope; if you file on this sort of basis, you are in Rule 11 frivolous-claim territory.

I will point out, though you are no doubt already well aware, that the gross morphology of the RCA plug is pretty well dictated by function. RCA plugs intended for soldering and assembly have certain attributes in common; their diameter is constrained by the need for the shell to fit over an internal set of solder points and cable clamp, and their length by the need to provide some room for cable end prep and attachment; they are generally radially symmetrical along the anterior/posterior axis owing to the need to accommodate both a round-profile cable and the round-profile RCA socket; the connector end is constrained by the standard dimensions of the RCA socket, and by the need, as the socket provides for no bayonet or screw attachment, to provide sufficient tension on insertion to maintain good mechanical and electrical contact; the barrel, grasped by the user for the purpose of insertion and removal, requires traction which is typically provided by raised or recessed rings, plastic inserts, knurling, or the like; and transition between the connector and the cable to which it is attached requires, in one form or another, a reduction in barrel size at the connector rear. It is my assumption, since you cite design patents only and no utility patents, that Monster Cable makes no claim here for any functional aspect of any of these designs; if I am wrong, please let me know what utility patents Monster Cable does hold, and what claims, if any, Monster asserts on the basis of those utility patents.

Further, on that point: one of the design patents you attached is closely related to a utility patent applicable to the same design, and you failed to point that fact out. I need to be able to rely upon the completeness and accuracy of the information you send to me and I find this sort of omission deeply disturbing because it is clear that the effect of this nondisclosure is to obscure the real significance of the patent features. Similarly, as I note further below, you omit reference to another patent Monster has held which appears, frankly, to be fatal to your position. If you expect to persuade me, you had better start making full, open and honest disclosures; I will find out the facts sooner or later in any event, but the impact upon your credibility will not be repaired. It looks like when you sent this letter, you were operating on the premise that I am not smart enough to see through your deceptions or sophisticated enough to intelligently evaluate your claims; shame on you. You are required, as a matter of legal ethics, to display good faith and professional candor in your dealings with adverse parties, and you have fallen miserably short of your ethical responsibilities.

My sense, in looking at these five patents, is that either you are attempting to present some argument that I simply do not understand or you are arguing for untenably broad coverage of these patents which would sweep every functional aspect of the typical solder-assembly RCA connector within the scope of a handful of mere design patents. You need to clarify this, and frankly, I think you need to indicate to me which, if any, of these patents you actually contend are relevant to the present discussion. It cannot possibly be that you believe that more than one of these patents is pertinent, and if you insist that they are, we cannot have an intelligent dialogue on this subject. Once you have identified the patent which you contend is relevant, I need to see the file history and the references to prior art; I need copies of the applicant's correspondence with the USPTO; and I need a clear and cogent explanation from you as to exactly what aspects of the Tartan connector design are alleged to constitute the infringement, and how.

Additionally, if you are able to identify any of these patents as applicable, please let me know whether Monster Cable presently sells, or has at any time sold, any products bearing connectors which are in conformity with the patent drawings or which are otherwise contended to be within the coverage of the patents, and identify those products for me. Please also provide photographs and/or physical examples of these connectors as manufactured and sold.

Also, please provide me all of the information referenced above as it relates to your expired patent D323643, a copy of which I am attaching. I will need to know what products Monster now offers or at any time has offered for sale which were believed to fall within the scope of D323643, and what claims, if any, of infringement of D323643 were made against others by Monster, whether those claims of infringement took the form of correspondence only, litigation, or otherwise. Please let me know which, if any, products Monster has ever sold or offered for sale which were marked with the patent number, or other reference, to D323643. Please also advise me whether, in your view, the Tartan connector does or does not fall within the scope of D323643, and if it is your view that it does not, please identify each and every difference between the Tartan connector and the connector represented by D323643 upon which your view is based. (On that note, let me point out to you that the "turbine cut" feature is irrelevant here as your client makes only functional, not design, claims for that feature in its marketing materials for the product.) I would assume that you would agree with me that if the Tartan connector is less dissimilar from the D323643 patent than from any of the five patents you cite in your letter, then the Tartan connector is within the coverage of the prior art and cannot, as a matter of law, infringe any of your client's current patents.

I must also point out that unless there is a good deal of background information you have not provided me which makes the case otherwise, Monster Cable cannot possibly square its patent infringement claim(s) with its own patent history. Two views of the matter might be taken; the first, which is my view, is that none of the design patents, including D323643, encompass the Tartan connector. If that is so, of course, the claim for infringement fails. But if one grants the sort of breadth to these patents that you appear to wish to do, a problem arises for Monster. D323643 is the least dissimilar to the Tartan connector of any of the patents, and stands as an obstacle to any claim of infringement of the others because it establishes prior art; if its scope, like the others, is granted the breadth you argue for, then the Tartan connector falls plainly under the prior art and cannot constitute an infringement of the later, and more dissimilar, patents. Read the patents narrowly, and Monster loses; read them broadly, and Monster loses. You are welcome to point out any error in my reasoning; but I have to say that I will be unreservedly surprised if you are successful in doing so.

Please also let me know whether Monster Cable or any related entity has brought actions to enforce any of the patents and trademarks referenced in your letter or above, and provide me with the jurisdiction, court and docket information pertaining thereto, along with copies of any decisions or judgments resulting therefrom. If any such litigation proceeded through discovery, I will need all discovery responses, including document production, issued by Monster, as well as copies of any and all depositions taken and the exhibits thereto.

Further, if any of these patents or trademarks has been licensed to any entity, please provide me with copies of the licensing agreements. I assume that Monster Cable International, Ltd., in Bermuda, listed on these patents, is an IP holding company and that Monster Cable's principal US entity pays licensing fees to the Bermuda corporation in order to shift income out of the United States and thereby avoid paying United States federal income tax on those portions of its income; my request for these licensing agreements is specifically intended to include any licensing agreements, including those with closely related or sham entities, within or without the Monster Cable "family," and without regard to whether those licensing agreements are sham transactions for tax shelter purposes only or whether they are bona fide arm's-length transactions.

Once I have received the above materials and explanations from you, I will undertake to analyze this information and let you know whether we are willing to accede to any of the demands made in your letter. If my analysis shows that there is any reasonable likelihood that we have infringed in any way any of Monster Cable's intellectual property rights, we will of course take any and all action necessary to resolve the situation. If I do not hear from you within the next fourteen days, or if I do hear from you but do not receive all of the information requested above, I will assume that you have abandoned these claims and closed your file.

As for your requests for information, or for action, directed to me: I would remind you that it is you, not I, who are making claims; and it is you, not I, who must substantiate those claims. You have not done so.

I have seen Monster Cable take untenable IP positions in various different scenarios in the past, and am generally familiar with what seems to be Monster Cable's modus operandi in these matters. I therefore think that it is important that, before closing, I make you aware of a few points.

After graduating from the University of Pennsylvania Law School in 1985, I spent nineteen years in litigation practice, with a focus upon federal litigation involving large damages and complex issues. My first seven years were spent primarily on the defense side, where I developed an intense frustration with insurance carriers who would settle meritless claims for nuisance value when the better long-term view would have been to fight against vexatious litigation as a matter of principle. In plaintiffs' practice, likewise, I was always a strong advocate of standing upon principle and taking cases all the way to judgment, even when substantial offers of settlement were on the table. I am "uncompromising" in the most literal sense of the word. If Monster Cable proceeds with litigation against me I will pursue the same merits-driven approach; I do not compromise with bullies and I would rather spend fifty thousand dollars on defense than give you a dollar of unmerited settlement funds. As for signing a licensing agreement for intellectual property which I have not infringed: that will not happen, under any circumstances, whether it makes economic sense or not.

I say this because my observation has been that Monster Cable typically operates in a hit-and-run fashion. Your client threatens litigation, expecting the victim to panic and plead for mercy; and what follows is a quickie negotiation session that ends with payment and a licensing agreement. Your client then uses this collection of licensing agreements to convince others under similar threat to accede to its demands. Let me be clear about this: there are only two ways for you to get anything out of me. You will either need to (1) convince me that I have infringed, or (2) obtain a final judgment to that effect from a court of competent jurisdiction. It may be that my inability to see the pragmatic value of settling frivolous claims is a deep character flaw, and I am sure a few of the insurance carriers for whom I have done work have seen it that way; but it is how I have done business for the last quarter-century and you are not going to change my mind. If you sue me, the case will go to judgment, and I will hold the court's attention upon the merits of your claims--or, to speak more precisely, the absence of merit from your claims--from start to finish. Not only am I unintimidated by litigation; I sometimes rather miss it.

I will also point out to you that if you do choose to undertake litigation, your "upside" is tremendously limited. If you somehow managed, despite the formidable obstacles in your way, to obtain a finding of infringement, and if you were successful at recovering a large licensing fee--say, ten cents per connector--as the measure of damages, your recovery to date would not reach four figures. On the downside, I will advance defenses which, if successful, will substantially undermine your future efforts to use these patents and marks to threaten others with these types of actions; as you are of course aware, it is easier today for your competitors to use collateral estoppel offensively than it ever has been before. Also, there is little doubt that making baseless claims of trade dress infringement and design patent infringement is an improper business tactic, which can give rise to unfair competition claims, and for a company of Monster's size, potential antitrust violations with treble damages and attorneys' fees.

I look forward to receiving the information requested and will review it promptly as soon as it is received.

Sincerely,

Kurt Denke

1 posted on 04/15/2008 11:48:03 AM PDT by dickmc
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To: dickmc

Totally awesome to read.

It reminds me of my desire to attend law school.


2 posted on 04/15/2008 12:03:16 PM PDT by ConservativeMind
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To: dickmc

That got me so fired up. I love it when someone stands up to a bully. And I hate Monster Cables because they are so over-priced.


3 posted on 04/15/2008 12:06:37 PM PDT by Zevonismymuse
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To: ConservativeMind
It reminds me of my desire to attend law school.

I wish I was not such a school hater because I have always thought I could do a lot of good things in a court room. I probably just read too many Grisham novels.

4 posted on 04/15/2008 12:08:59 PM PDT by Zevonismymuse
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To: dickmc

ping for later


5 posted on 04/15/2008 12:09:56 PM PDT by stefanbatory
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To: ConservativeMind

“Totally awesome to read.

It reminds me of my desire to attend law school.”

Careful, you’ll fire up the Freepers who think ALL lawyers are scum.


6 posted on 04/15/2008 12:12:37 PM PDT by gracesdad
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To: dickmc

Monster will probably get milked for hours and hours of billable time from these lawyers tracking down the requested documents before the case is dropped.


7 posted on 04/15/2008 12:23:20 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fourth most abundant element on the planet.)
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To: gracesdad

All lawyers are scum!


8 posted on 04/15/2008 12:23:45 PM PDT by dr.zaeus
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To: ConservativeMind
Totally awesome to read.

Looks like Monster Cable just encountered David!

9 posted on 04/15/2008 12:25:35 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: dickmc

you know I have always said the only good lawyer is a dead one.... I may have to revise that.


10 posted on 04/15/2008 12:28:00 PM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: frithguild
Read the letter in post #1.

I like this guy.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

11 posted on 04/15/2008 12:29:43 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: dickmc

I wonder if Mr. Denke would agree to represent me in certain business ventures.


12 posted on 04/15/2008 12:30:40 PM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: dr.zaeus; ConservativeMind

“All lawyers are scum!”

See?


13 posted on 04/15/2008 12:31:34 PM PDT by gracesdad
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To: Rebelbase
Monster will probably get milked for hours and hours of billable time from these lawyers tracking down the requested documents before the case is dropped.

They won't look for this information, and he's not entitled to a lot of it. He's trying to flex what little muscle he has, but Monster will either sue him or they won't. They won't give him this stuff.

14 posted on 04/15/2008 12:34:30 PM PDT by Publius Valerius
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To: Zevonismymuse
And I hate Monster Cables because they are so over-priced

If you buy them and use them they are not overpriced: they are apparently worth what you pay for them.

15 posted on 04/15/2008 12:35:14 PM PDT by Jack Wilson
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To: Publius Valerius

You think Monster’s lawyers will stop their billable hours for this matter based on this one letter?


16 posted on 04/15/2008 12:39:03 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Carbon is the fourth most abundant element on the planet.)
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To: dickmc

As a Blue Jeans Cable customer I can truly say he is exactly right here, “Indeed, the less my customers think my products resemble Monster’s, in form or in function, the better.”

The Blue Jeans Cables I’ve received have been top quality, less expensive and widely outperformed the Monster cable crap I had in the past.


17 posted on 04/15/2008 12:41:25 PM PDT by Varda (Let's Go Pens!)
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To: Rebelbase

No. I’m saying that they won’t waste any time looking for this information. Despite this letter, this guy’s not in the driver’s seat. Monster is. And it will do what it will do—not be told what to do by this guy.


18 posted on 04/15/2008 12:44:30 PM PDT by Publius Valerius
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To: dickmc

Bump for later.


19 posted on 04/15/2008 12:45:38 PM PDT by Anonymous Rex ( For Rent)
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To: dickmc; aculeus; Billthedrill; AnAmericanMother; Dog Gone; Larry Lucido; Constitution Day

Bump for quite an amusing read.


20 posted on 04/15/2008 12:48:24 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Jack Wilson

If you buy them and use them they are not overpriced: they are apparently worth what you pay for them.

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That’s like saying if you pay 50 dollars for bottle of water and drink it that it’s worth it.

Blue Jean Cables and monoprice cables make the same products that monster make, sometimes even better. The difference is that you can pay 100-150 for a “monster” product or LITERALLY 5-10 dollars for the exact same product.


21 posted on 04/15/2008 12:51:15 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: dickmc

I have three bits to add:

1. I’ve only bought maybe $400 total from Blue Jeans over the years, and even I know Denke was a lawyer.

2. Any retail store that hard sells Monster Cable as an add-on NEVER gets my business.

3. This is the best read I’ve had this week, what a howl.


22 posted on 04/15/2008 12:57:36 PM PDT by JerseyHighlander
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To: ConservativeMind

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Golly, I hate dumb lawyers and the lawyers for Monster sure seem dumb.


23 posted on 04/15/2008 12:59:20 PM PDT by fightinJAG (RUSH: McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton longer than we've been in Iraq, and never gave up.)
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To: Rebelbase

I would like to see the look on the lawyer’s faces at Mosnter cable as they read this letter.


24 posted on 04/15/2008 1:06:07 PM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: dickmc

Actually, despite their reputation, Monster Cables are on the cheap side. True Audiophiles prefer to spend thousands or even tens of thousands on cables, rather than mere hundreds. They believe their money is well spent.


25 posted on 04/15/2008 1:10:54 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: gracesdad

Not all lawyers are scum.

Some reform themselves and get honest jobs.

Politician is NOT an honest job.


26 posted on 04/15/2008 1:34:33 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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To: dickmc
Whooo hoooo! Lawyer smackdown.

This is known in the trade as a "Kiss my @$$ letter."

The best part: "Not only am I unintimidated by litigation; I sometimes rather miss it."

I do too.

I hope he is holding a couple of aces and zaps them with Rule 11 penalties and triple damages. What fun!

27 posted on 04/15/2008 1:52:57 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: gracesdad

“Careful, you’ll fire up the Freepers who think ALL lawyers are scum.”

Well, that depends. Is he a conservative?


28 posted on 04/15/2008 1:55:19 PM PDT by JZelle
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To: Publius Valerius

But if they take him to court, he could demand that it be produced, show a notarized copy of the letter to a judge and get the judge to agree. Then Monster would be screwed.


29 posted on 04/15/2008 2:40:41 PM PDT by Clock King (Bring the noise!)
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To: Fresh Wind
True Audiophiles prefer to spend thousands or even tens of thousands on cables, rather than mere hundreds.

I have to disagree. A "true audiophile" knows that Monster cables are a rip off, so paying even more than that would just make them an idiot.

30 posted on 04/15/2008 3:20:11 PM PDT by vrwc1
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To: Clock King

A lot of what he’s asking for, in my opinion, isn’t discoverable, at least under the Federal rules. If he can get a judge to agree, then yes, Monster has somewhat of a problem. But that’s pretty unlikely, I think.

But even if he were to try to go in front of the judge, just writing the letter isn’t going to get him anywhere. He’d have to draft discovery requests, and then, when Monster refuses to produce, he’ll have to draft a motion to compel, and then a reply to Monster’s response. That’s $15-20k. Easy.

He said he was defense counsel in a lot of major litigation, and he knows this. He says he likes to fight, but it’s one thing to like to fight when you’re spending someone else’s money. It’s another thing when you’re writing the checks.


31 posted on 04/15/2008 3:20:31 PM PDT by Publius Valerius
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To: vrwc1

Sorry, the term I meant to use was “audiophool”.


32 posted on 04/15/2008 3:30:23 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: dickmc

I’m sorry, My little Sons are never going to allow me the time to read this whole thing. What’s the short version, please?


33 posted on 04/15/2008 3:32:11 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Publius Valerius

I got the impression from the article that he is willing to go that far. Question, what is the $15-$20k being spent on? There are court fees, but does that include billing hours or something more? And are the court fees really that high?


34 posted on 04/15/2008 4:15:32 PM PDT by Clock King (Bring the noise!)
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To: word_warrior_bob
Exactly.

I purchase all of my cables and connectors from monoprice.

35 posted on 04/15/2008 5:14:33 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: vrwc1
I have to disagree. A "true audiophile" knows that Monster cables are a rip off, so paying even more than that would just make them an idiot.

And I will have to disagree with you. Many an audiophile has no problem paying $50 to $100 a foot for speaker wire. Let alone $1,000 for an HDMI, RCA, or other cable.

36 posted on 04/15/2008 5:17:34 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: dickmc
Further, if any of these patents or trademarks has been licensed to any entity, please provide me with copies of the licensing agreements. I assume that Monster Cable International, Ltd., in Bermuda, listed on these patents, is an IP holding company and that Monster Cable's principal US entity pays licensing fees to the Bermuda corporation in order to shift income out of the United States and thereby avoid paying United States federal income tax on those portions of its income; my request for these licensing agreements is specifically intended to include any licensing agreements, including those with closely related or sham entities, within or without the Monster Cable "family," and without regard to whether those licensing agreements are sham transactions for tax shelter purposes only or whether they are bona fide arm's-length transactions.

DAYum! 

37 posted on 04/15/2008 5:55:42 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the RINO population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: JoJo Gunn

Just a gentle reminder that discovery can uncover things that a plaintiff would prefer not be revealed . . . .


38 posted on 04/15/2008 6:22:21 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Publius Valerius
Boy have prices gone up (I've been out of the courthouse loop for awhile).

Last time I got Rule 11 penalties, we went through 2 depositions, exchange of interrogatories, and a summary judgment motion (with hearing) for a little over eleven grand. That would have been in 1992 or thereabouts.

My client got his money back, and we embarrassed the &^*^$(&* out of a plaintiff's PI lawyer. What fun!

39 posted on 04/15/2008 6:25:23 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: RandallFlagg
What’s the short version, please?

“When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.”

40 posted on 04/15/2008 6:34:37 PM PDT by dighton
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To: dighton
“When you’re slapped, you’ll take it and like it.”

AHH! So, it's a story about marriage. I see.

(Actually, I did get the chance to finally read it.)
41 posted on 04/15/2008 6:44:48 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Jack Wilson
If you buy them and use them they are not overpriced: they are apparently worth what you pay for them.

I hear you. It's just frustrating because I live in a rural community with few choices and when I need something same day and drive to the only box store within 30 miles and the only cable choice I have is Monster Cable I curse the store and Monster Cable.

I know I am very lucky that this is one of my problems. Everyone should have such problems. My only point was that I perceive Monster Cable as a bully. I only give them money when it is my second to last choice. I feel like the kids at Woodstock II paying $$$$ for a bottle for water. Unlike the kids at Woodstock II I do not destroy property to vent.

42 posted on 04/15/2008 6:56:11 PM PDT by Zevonismymuse
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To: AnAmericanMother

Gentle?

I heard that slap way over here. :)


43 posted on 04/15/2008 7:44:37 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Help control the RINO population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: Phantom Lord
Just because someone calls themself an audiophile and throws down tons of money on speaker cable doesn't make them a "true audiophile". As I said, a "true audiophile" knows that paying $50 to $100 a foot for speaker wire is idiotic...might as well light your money on fire. Double blind comparison tests have proven there is no discernable difference between overpriced wire and cheap lamp cord, or even coat hangers!

"True audiophiles" know this. Wannabe audiophiles throw away money needlessly on overpriced cables.

44 posted on 04/15/2008 9:58:50 PM PDT by vrwc1
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To: dickmc
Good letter. The company deserves a link.

Blue Jeans Cable

45 posted on 04/15/2008 10:19:59 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Phantom Lord

And that’s totally stupid. It’s reasonable to spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on cable ... when it’s low-loss microwave cable used in the 20 GHz and above frequency range. The idea that 20 kHz or even 100 kHz signals give a damn about conductor geometry, transmission line impedance, the orientation of copper grains, etc, is just so much BS. The frequency is a million times lower, and the audio cables are even more expensive than good microwave coax. It’s like paying $1000 for a bottle of water, because the $100 bottles of water leave you unsatisfied (to say nothing of distilled water, $1.39/gallon at King Soopers).

It’s nothing more than charging ignorant people money for their vanity. (Which, come to think of it, might be a good thing.)


46 posted on 04/16/2008 4:26:46 AM PDT by coloradan (The US is becoming a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: JoJo Gunn

LOL!


47 posted on 04/16/2008 5:59:51 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: AnAmericanMother

Prices add up quickly when you’re paying $250/hr for an associate and $500/hr for a partner. And those are low numbers.


48 posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:10 AM PDT by Publius Valerius
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To: Clock King
Question, what is the $15-$20k being spent on? There are court fees, but does that include billing hours or something more

It's billable time and costs, like research. It wouldn't be paying any court fees for this, at least not right away. I'm guessing a $250/hr associate and a $500/hr partner. Depending on the market, those numbers could be a lot higher. If he gets a small shop to do the work, the numbers could be lower.

The trouble is, though, that $15-20k is the tip of the iceberg as far as litigation goes. Remember, this is just one piece of the litigation--even if he wins this, he's still got a long road to hoe.

I really don't know who's right in this fight; maybe Monster does try and intimidate its competitors out of business and that would certainly suck. However, on the other hand, I feel like this guy is definitely blowing a lot of hot air, and as I said before, it's easy to spend money when it's someone else's checkbook.

49 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:29 AM PDT by Publius Valerius
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To: word_warrior_bob
If you buy them and use them they are not overpriced: they are apparently worth what you pay for them.

__ That’s like saying if you pay 50 dollars for bottle of water and drink it that it’s worth it.

Correct. What's your point?

50 posted on 04/16/2008 7:15:11 AM PDT by Jack Wilson
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