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Caption Hillary, the 'hands on' candidate
Toronto Globe and Mail ^ | 10/15/07 | staff

Posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:41 AM PDT by redstates4ever



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1 posted on 04/16/2008 6:12:41 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...

Hillary, the ‘hands on’ candidate *caption ping*


2 posted on 04/16/2008 6:13:44 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

“LOOK INTO MY EYES! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME!”...........................


3 posted on 04/16/2008 6:16:15 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: redstates4ever
Didn't know she was related to Marty Feldman.

Sorry, Marty!
4 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:09 AM PDT by LIConFem (Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
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To: redstates4ever

The woman in red will not give up her shot of Crown Royal.


5 posted on 04/16/2008 6:18:40 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: redstates4ever

"Did you know that pizza, a beer and a shot of whiskey will give you severe butt burn."

6 posted on 04/16/2008 6:19:02 AM PDT by jetson
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To: LIConFem

What hump?


7 posted on 04/16/2008 6:19:48 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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To: redstates4ever

“Hillary, the ‘hands on’ candidate”

At least that’s what Huma calles her.

(rimshot)


8 posted on 04/16/2008 6:20:55 AM PDT by exile ("Get off the phone, ya big dope"- The Great One)
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To: redstates4ever

I just had something called a Boiler Maker. You’ve GOT to try it.


9 posted on 04/16/2008 6:26:44 AM PDT by DManA
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To: redstates4ever

“What do you mean ‘Huma’s girlfriend is Abby’? Abby Normal? What are you talking about?!”


10 posted on 04/16/2008 6:27:51 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: redstates4ever

“I need some more crack, I know ‘you people’ can help me, I’m in bad shape here”


11 posted on 04/16/2008 6:29:55 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: redstates4ever

Look deep into my eyes, you are getting stupid....


12 posted on 04/16/2008 6:37:39 AM PDT by Nateman (You only need to fool half of them once every two years.)
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To: redstates4ever

HOLY CRAP! That is one scary picture!


13 posted on 04/16/2008 6:38:34 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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To: Brainhose

That is a scary shot. She looks like she’s having some sort of breakdown.


14 posted on 04/16/2008 6:39:21 AM PDT by jersey117
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To: DManA
Have you never seen Don Knotts in "The Reluctant Astronaught"?
He got smashed on them.
15 posted on 04/16/2008 6:40:23 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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To: Brainhose; redstates4ever
HOLY CRAP! That is one scary picture!

Yes, it is.

And that woman in red likely no longer has a soul. Hillary stole it.

16 posted on 04/16/2008 6:40:40 AM PDT by Allegra (Tehran delenda est)
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To: redstates4ever

"Believe me! When you're out there dodging sniper fire, you just never get a chance to get a tan. Instead, you look like you slept in a barrel of flour."

17 posted on 04/16/2008 6:51:49 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: redstates4ever

"Tell me the truth, do you think my plastic surgeon tightened my forehead a bit much?"

18 posted on 04/16/2008 6:58:20 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (I don't want to stay young forever. I could not stand being stupid that long.)
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To: redstates4ever; dennisw
I think dennisw and I described this, back on Feb 16, 2008, in Post #71 of the thread Unflattering Photos From The Campaign Trail:
Bingo.

Hypothyroidism


Hyperthyroidism


19 posted on 04/16/2008 7:06:48 AM PDT by ThePythonicCow (By their false faith in Man as God, the left would destroy us. They call this faith change.)
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To: redstates4ever
You're voting for Obama!?
Here's a Vulcan death pinch for you!
20 posted on 04/16/2008 7:09:50 AM PDT by Brainhose (Just a typical white person.)
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To: redstates4ever
"If I hear Obama One More Time, I'm gonna strangle somebody!! "


21 posted on 04/16/2008 7:10:40 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: ThePythonicCow

It’s do or die time for Hillary. She knows Pennsylvania is crucial. So she’s guarding against any fatigue, or is in fact worn out-—— So is over medicating herself with synthetic thyroid hormone

Actually my first thought was she looks like a mad woman


22 posted on 04/16/2008 7:14:45 AM PDT by dennisw (Superior attitude. Superior state of mind --- Steven Segal)
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To: redstates4ever


"Listen to me, lady - the reason why you stepped on my foot was because your glasses are on your forehead instead of your eyes. I suggest you put your glasses on right and watch where your going, lest I go all Ft. Marcy on your peasant @ss!"
23 posted on 04/16/2008 7:15:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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To: dennisw
Can you just imagine what she's going to look like, a month or two after she is eliminated, and has had time to come down from this chemical high?
24 posted on 04/16/2008 7:18:17 AM PDT by ThePythonicCow (By their false faith in Man as God, the left would destroy us. They call this faith change.)
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To: redstates4ever


Hillary: Evil spirit! I adjure you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth! Come out!

Woman: Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?

(see Acts 19:13-15)

25 posted on 04/16/2008 7:40:36 AM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: redstates4ever

Exophthalmos


26 posted on 04/16/2008 7:49:28 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Everytime McCain reaches out to conservatives, conservatives get poked in the eye.)
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To: redstates4ever

27 posted on 04/16/2008 7:51:24 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: redstates4ever


Another classic case of manic-depressive disorder:
Hillary's high and she depresses voters.

.


28 posted on 04/16/2008 7:55:14 AM PDT by OESY
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To: LIConFem

A flash from the past.


29 posted on 04/16/2008 8:32:57 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: redstates4ever

"Must .. absorb .. fresh .. life .. energy ..."

30 posted on 04/16/2008 8:40:47 AM PDT by mikrofon (Fading ... Fast ...)
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To: redstates4ever
ALL THE BOYS THINK SHE'S A GUY, SHE'S GOT MARTY FELDMAN EYES...


31 posted on 04/16/2008 8:41:58 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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32 posted on 04/16/2008 8:42:45 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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33 posted on 04/16/2008 8:43:21 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: weegee
ALL THE BOYS THINK SHE'S A GUY, SHE'S GOT MARTY FELDMAN EYES...

And Hillary does look like Frau Blucher (Neigh!)

34 posted on 04/16/2008 8:44:45 AM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: Red Badger
“LOOK INTO MY EYES! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME! YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME!”...........................

35 posted on 04/16/2008 8:45:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: dennisw
I predict she will have a nervous breakdown when Obama is nominated.
36 posted on 04/16/2008 8:52:20 AM PDT by kempo (H)
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To: redstates4ever

“I vant to suck your blood”


37 posted on 04/16/2008 8:56:30 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: redstates4ever
No caption.

This is an incredibly creepy looking woman.

Those eyes simply have to be photo shopped.

38 posted on 04/16/2008 8:57:00 AM PDT by Radix (How come they call people "Morons" when they do not know as much? Shouldn't they be called "Lessons?)
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To: redstates4ever

You missy, along with Huma and I...


39 posted on 04/16/2008 9:05:45 AM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: redstates4ever

BRRRRRAAAAAAAINNNNS!!!

40 posted on 04/16/2008 9:32:15 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: wastedyears; weegee

LOL


41 posted on 04/16/2008 10:02:07 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

“No, don’t vote for Barack Obama! You people are supposed to vote for ME!”


42 posted on 04/16/2008 12:01:57 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
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To: redstates4ever

“Kiss of the Vampire”


43 posted on 04/16/2008 12:50:17 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: redstates4ever

44 posted on 04/16/2008 5:26:21 PM PDT by mcar
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To: redstates4ever

"You're fulfilling your destiny. Become my apprentice, learn to use the dark side of the force."
45 posted on 04/17/2008 4:42:07 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: redstates4ever

P S Y C H O !

46 posted on 04/17/2008 6:34:31 AM PDT by steelyourfaith
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