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Caption Chelsea Clinton
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| 4/16/08
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Posted on 04/17/2008 5:31:47 AM PDT by redstates4ever

"Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., greets supporters outside the National Constitution Center before a debate between Democratic presidential hopefuls Sen., Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chelsea; drunk; fugly; vodka
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To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...
Caption Chelsea Clinton *ping!*
To: redstates4ever
Ms.Clinton, what’as a BJ?
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:33:39 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
(( commander of the simian host))
To: redstates4ever

You look just like my adoptive father.
4
posted on
04/17/2008 5:34:00 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: redstates4ever
All that money in your family, and they can’t spring for plastic surgery to remove the chipmonk cheeks?
5
posted on
04/17/2008 5:35:58 AM PDT
by
mgc1122
To: redstates4ever
Yikes! She is just as ugly as her mother.
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:36:05 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Moonman62
What’s in the water at their house? Why do they all have their eyes popping out of their heads???
7
posted on
04/17/2008 5:36:56 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)
To: Moonman62
Imagine what that will look like in 30 years. I'll bet that every time a plastic surgeon sees her he says to himself, “I could make her look almost human in less than a dozen surgeries.”
With a set of cheeks like that it's almost impossible to tell which end is up.
8
posted on
04/17/2008 5:38:26 AM PDT
by
RavenATB
To: Dr. Ursus
To: redstates4ever
Aw, she has her mom's eyes!
Poor kid...
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:41:46 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:42:50 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(When you let what you are define who you are, you create racial divisiveness.)
To: redstates4ever
You're my sister???????????
12
posted on
04/17/2008 5:45:45 AM PDT
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:47:19 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: redstates4ever; newgeezer
“You freepers will be captioning me for the next 50 years!! hee hee hee hee hee!”
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:48:14 AM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
To: DungeonMaster
Chelsea Clinton in 2024! My daddy left me a 500 million
dollar war chest!
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:56:02 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
(( commander of the simian host))
To: redstates4ever
"You're kidding - my Daddy's here? I didn't think Mom would let Webb within a hundred feet of me."
To: redstates4ever; GunsareOK
She will sleaze you
She'll unease you
Pretend to please you
She's got Hillary Clinton eyes
She'll discompose you
She will hose you
When she snows you
She's got Hillary Clinton eyes
Leni
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:03:26 AM PDT
by
MinuteGal
(I Love My Country More Than I Dislike John McCain)
To: redstates4ever
The Ginch (Chelsea KKKlintler) appears to have reached adulthood more or less and assumed her rightful place on the team. She clearly has her formal education under her belt. The question is, assuming they mean for her to carry on the tradition, and you have to assume that since there isn't any evidence of there being any other KKKlintler kids in her generation...
Where do they send her to learn how to kill people and manage all of the other kinds of gangster ****??
I mean, if I try putting myself in the older KKKlintlers' places, I could teach the kid anything she wanted to know about firearms, weight lifting, boxing, wrestling or judo contest kinds of stuff and I have at least one really good place I could send her for hand2hand combat training, but it kind of stops there. I really don't know anything at all about poisons beyond what you'd obtain at Southern States and, when you get into the really exotic ****, my mind just boggles and I can't even think of a place you'd go to learn it. I mean, having people die in inexplicable airplane crashes or turn up in public parks with guns in their hands and suicide notes or die in prisons when guards confiscate their heart medicine and the mainstream media won't talk about it and nobody in the nation's entire justice system lifts a finger to do anything about it even when they've been out of power for eight years...
I don't even think you could learn that kind of stuff in the KGB or whatever they're calling that these days or MOSSAD. I mean, when MOSSAD kills people, they LOOK like they've been killed, and not like they simply got overwhelmingly unlucky.
That's the question. Does the CFR provide groups like Team KKKlintler with some sort of finishing school like that, or do they "home school", or what exactly??
To: redstates4ever

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Webster Hubble's daughter?
To: redstates4ever
Looking at the third photo, this is the first time Chelsea has ever shown any semblance of looking like Bill Daddy Clinton, IMHO.
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:38:15 AM PDT
by
debboo
(Stop socialism, vote conservative)
To: redstates4ever
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:57:40 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: WakeUpAndVote

Little girl to Chelsea: "I need a lock of your hair to see if I'm your half-sister..."
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:59:17 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: redstates4ever; dead
To: redstates4ever
Look...I’m gonna bitchslap the next person that asks me any questions about my parents.
24
posted on
04/17/2008 7:04:19 AM PDT
by
red state girl
(never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never)
To: redstates4ever
I can see the family resemblance...
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posted on
04/17/2008 7:40:46 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
To: weegee
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posted on
04/17/2008 7:43:59 AM PDT
by
maggief
To: debboo
I'm sorry, I just don't see the resemblance.
CC&E
To: dead

Hmmm, bunny face
You've got the toothest little, hmmm, bunny fa-ace
There's not another who could, hmmm, take your case
Hmmm, bunny fa-ace
You start my carrots a jumpin’
You sure have nibbled somethin’.
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posted on
04/17/2008 8:35:19 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: redstates4ever
Seems like she is minicking Hillary’s facial expressions.
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posted on
04/17/2008 8:57:23 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Vote for McCain!)
To: mgc1122
IMHO, Chelsea has had plastic surgery already. She looks much better than she did 5 years ago.
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posted on
04/17/2008 8:58:32 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Vote for McCain!)
To: redstates4ever

Black guy with camera thinking: "I gotta get a picture of this girl....she's got courage asking Chelsea about Monica"
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posted on
04/17/2008 9:06:57 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
To: OESY
with horse teeth like that of course she likes Wilbur. Ney Ney. whinny whinny
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:02:19 AM PDT
by
teechbiz
(teechbiz)
To: redstates4ever

Chelsea Girl: "Mom!? Dad!? Guess who's coming to dinner!"
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:14:36 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: Dr. Ursus

When a man truly loves a "significant other", he gifts them a pearl necklace...
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:15:42 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: Delta 21

These him-men take offense to your catty comment. They will get their claws out just as soon as they are done with their nails...
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:17:21 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: weegee
coulda went all week with out seein that!
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:25:03 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Delta 21
Maybe the media or internetz will give these pictures “legs”...
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:26:27 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: Froufrou; Lucky9teen; redstates4ever; swampdweller; AmericanMade1776
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posted on
04/17/2008 10:33:45 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
To: weegee
And the one on the right is wearing her bra. BFF.
39
posted on
04/17/2008 10:40:19 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: redstates4ever

"That's the size of battery for your toy? Mine uses an AC Delco car battery!"
40
posted on
04/17/2008 10:47:38 AM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
To: redstates4ever
“No, absolutely NOT! Monica Lewinsky is not my sister.”
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posted on
04/17/2008 11:23:24 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected
Her mouth and her eyes seem to look like Billy Boy’s, just in that one photo. I do think she is the spittin image of Daddy Web when you see them in a side by side.
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posted on
04/17/2008 2:30:30 PM PDT
by
debboo
(Stop socialism, vote conservative)
To: redstates4ever
Oh My God, you DO look like daddy...
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posted on
04/17/2008 3:16:13 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; MeekOneGOP; redstates4ever
Chelsea just 'GLOWS' when she watches her mom lie.
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posted on
04/17/2008 5:58:28 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: potlatch
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:24:38 PM PDT
by
devolve
(------- --------It's all done by machine!)
To: devolve
Thank you, I ended another thread.
I think it’s a ‘sign’ to me, or a ‘sign off’, lol.
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:28:44 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: redstates4ever
“So this is what it looks like to put lipstick on a pig.”
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posted on
04/17/2008 6:31:43 PM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(Extremists always meet each other full circle.)
To: potlatch
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posted on
04/17/2008 7:02:56 PM PDT
by
devolve
(------- --------It's all done by machine!)
To: devolve
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posted on
04/17/2008 7:12:48 PM PDT
by
potlatch
To: redstates4ever
I’m adopted???
?!?!?!
!!!!!
I’m adopted! I’M ADOPTED!!!
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posted on
04/17/2008 9:25:21 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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