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Caption Chelsea Clinton
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 4/16/08 | staff

Posted on 04/17/2008 5:31:47 AM PDT by redstates4ever

"Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., greets supporters outside the National Constitution Center before a debate between Democratic presidential hopefuls Sen., Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chelsea; drunk; fugly; vodka
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1 posted on 04/17/2008 5:31:47 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...

Caption Chelsea Clinton *ping!*


2 posted on 04/17/2008 5:32:20 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

Ms.Clinton, what’as a BJ?


3 posted on 04/17/2008 5:33:39 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: redstates4ever

You look just like my adoptive father.

4 posted on 04/17/2008 5:34:00 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: redstates4ever

All that money in your family, and they can’t spring for plastic surgery to remove the chipmonk cheeks?


5 posted on 04/17/2008 5:35:58 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: redstates4ever
Yikes! She is just as ugly as her mother.
6 posted on 04/17/2008 5:36:05 AM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Moonman62

What’s in the water at their house? Why do they all have their eyes popping out of their heads???


7 posted on 04/17/2008 5:36:56 AM PDT by SMARTY ('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)
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To: Moonman62
Imagine what that will look like in 30 years. I'll bet that every time a plastic surgeon sees her he says to himself, “I could make her look almost human in less than a dozen surgeries.”

With a set of cheeks like that it's almost impossible to tell which end is up.

8 posted on 04/17/2008 5:38:26 AM PDT by RavenATB
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To: Dr. Ursus

LOL!


9 posted on 04/17/2008 5:41:40 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever
Aw, she has her mom's eyes!

Poor kid...
10 posted on 04/17/2008 5:41:46 AM PDT by LIConFem (Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
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To: redstates4ever
Photobucket
11 posted on 04/17/2008 5:42:50 AM PDT by Pistolshot (When you let what you are define who you are, you create racial divisiveness.)
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To: redstates4ever
You're my sister???????????
12 posted on 04/17/2008 5:45:45 AM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: redstates4ever

13 posted on 04/17/2008 5:47:19 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: redstates4ever; newgeezer

“You freepers will be captioning me for the next 50 years!! hee hee hee hee hee!”


14 posted on 04/17/2008 5:48:14 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
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To: DungeonMaster

Chelsea Clinton in 2024! My daddy left me a 500 million
dollar war chest!


15 posted on 04/17/2008 5:56:02 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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To: redstates4ever


"You're kidding - my Daddy's here? I didn't think Mom would let Webb within a hundred feet of me."
16 posted on 04/17/2008 5:56:37 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (feh)
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To: redstates4ever; GunsareOK
She will sleaze you
She'll unease you
Pretend to please you
She's got Hillary Clinton eyes
She'll discompose you
She will hose you
When she snows you
She's got Hillary Clinton eyes

Leni

17 posted on 04/17/2008 6:03:26 AM PDT by MinuteGal (I Love My Country More Than I Dislike John McCain)
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To: redstates4ever
The Ginch (Chelsea KKKlintler) appears to have reached adulthood more or less and assumed her rightful place on the team. She clearly has her formal education under her belt. The question is, assuming they mean for her to carry on the tradition, and you have to assume that since there isn't any evidence of there being any other KKKlintler kids in her generation...

Where do they send her to learn how to kill people and manage all of the other kinds of gangster ****??

I mean, if I try putting myself in the older KKKlintlers' places, I could teach the kid anything she wanted to know about firearms, weight lifting, boxing, wrestling or judo contest kinds of stuff and I have at least one really good place I could send her for hand2hand combat training, but it kind of stops there. I really don't know anything at all about poisons beyond what you'd obtain at Southern States and, when you get into the really exotic ****, my mind just boggles and I can't even think of a place you'd go to learn it. I mean, having people die in inexplicable airplane crashes or turn up in public parks with guns in their hands and suicide notes or die in prisons when guards confiscate their heart medicine and the mainstream media won't talk about it and nobody in the nation's entire justice system lifts a finger to do anything about it even when they've been out of power for eight years...

I don't even think you could learn that kind of stuff in the KGB or whatever they're calling that these days or MOSSAD. I mean, when MOSSAD kills people, they LOOK like they've been killed, and not like they simply got overwhelmingly unlucky.

That's the question. Does the CFR provide groups like Team KKKlintler with some sort of finishing school like that, or do they "home school", or what exactly??

18 posted on 04/17/2008 6:09:27 AM PDT by wendy1946
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To: redstates4ever

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Webster Hubble's daughter?

19 posted on 04/17/2008 6:12:02 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Huh?)
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To: redstates4ever

Looking at the third photo, this is the first time Chelsea has ever shown any semblance of looking like Bill Daddy Clinton, IMHO.


20 posted on 04/17/2008 6:38:15 AM PDT by debboo (Stop socialism, vote conservative)
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To: redstates4ever
You missed THE photo...

Party Girl: Chelsea Clinton cuts loose with 2,000 gay men in red dresses


21 posted on 04/17/2008 6:57:40 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

Little girl to Chelsea: "I need a lock of your hair to see if I'm your half-sister..."

22 posted on 04/17/2008 6:59:17 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: redstates4ever; dead
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23 posted on 04/17/2008 7:01:53 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: redstates4ever

Look...I’m gonna bitchslap the next person that asks me any questions about my parents.


24 posted on 04/17/2008 7:04:19 AM PDT by red state girl (never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never)
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To: redstates4ever
I can see the family resemblance...

 

25 posted on 04/17/2008 7:40:46 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: weegee

“swooning frat boys”

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/16/politics/politico/main4019139.shtml

26 posted on 04/17/2008 7:43:59 AM PDT by maggief
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To: debboo
I'm sorry, I just don't see the resemblance.

CC&E

27 posted on 04/17/2008 7:52:59 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (So many books, so little time!)
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To: dead


Hmmm, bunny face
You've got the toothest little, hmmm, bunny fa-ace
There's not another who could, hmmm, take your case
Hmmm, bunny fa-ace
You start my carrots a jumpin’
You sure have nibbled somethin’

.


28 posted on 04/17/2008 8:35:19 AM PDT by OESY
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To: redstates4ever

Seems like she is minicking Hillary’s facial expressions.


29 posted on 04/17/2008 8:57:23 AM PDT by tob2 (Vote for McCain!)
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To: mgc1122

IMHO, Chelsea has had plastic surgery already. She looks much better than she did 5 years ago.


30 posted on 04/17/2008 8:58:32 AM PDT by tob2 (Vote for McCain!)
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To: redstates4ever

Black guy with camera thinking: "I gotta get a picture of this girl....she's got courage asking Chelsea about Monica"
31 posted on 04/17/2008 9:06:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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To: OESY
with horse teeth like that of course she likes Wilbur. Ney Ney. whinny whinny
32 posted on 04/17/2008 10:02:19 AM PDT by teechbiz (teechbiz)
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To: redstates4ever

Chelsea Girl: "Mom!? Dad!? Guess who's coming to dinner!"

33 posted on 04/17/2008 10:14:36 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: Dr. Ursus

When a man truly loves a "significant other", he gifts them a pearl necklace...

34 posted on 04/17/2008 10:15:42 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: Delta 21

These him-men take offense to your catty comment. They will get their claws out just as soon as they are done with their nails...

35 posted on 04/17/2008 10:17:21 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: weegee

coulda went all week with out seein that!


36 posted on 04/17/2008 10:25:03 AM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Delta 21

Maybe the media or internetz will give these pictures “legs”...


37 posted on 04/17/2008 10:26:27 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: Froufrou; Lucky9teen; redstates4ever; swampdweller; AmericanMade1776

PING


38 posted on 04/17/2008 10:33:45 AM PDT by weegee (Religion is the opiate of the masses MARX1843 They get bitter, they cling to...religion OBAMA2008)
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To: weegee

And the one on the right is wearing her bra. BFF.


39 posted on 04/17/2008 10:40:19 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: redstates4ever

"That's the size of battery for your toy? Mine uses an AC Delco car battery!"

40 posted on 04/17/2008 10:47:38 AM PDT by Theresawithanh (McCain in 2008. Because our liberal is still better than both of theirs.)
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To: redstates4ever

“No, absolutely NOT! Monica Lewinsky is not my sister.”


41 posted on 04/17/2008 11:23:24 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

Her mouth and her eyes seem to look like Billy Boy’s, just in that one photo. I do think she is the spittin image of Daddy Web when you see them in a side by side.


42 posted on 04/17/2008 2:30:30 PM PDT by debboo (Stop socialism, vote conservative)
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To: redstates4ever

Oh My God, you DO look like daddy...
43 posted on 04/17/2008 3:16:13 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (Fire the CIA and hire the Free Clinic, someone who knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; MeekOneGOP; redstates4ever
Chelsea just 'GLOWS' when she watches her mom lie.

       

44 posted on 04/17/2008 5:58:28 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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Excellent potlatch!


45 posted on 04/17/2008 6:24:38 PM PDT by devolve (------- --------It's all done by machine!)
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To: devolve

Thank you, I ended another thread.
I think it’s a ‘sign’ to me, or a ‘sign off’, lol.


46 posted on 04/17/2008 6:28:44 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: redstates4ever

“So this is what it looks like to put lipstick on a pig.”


47 posted on 04/17/2008 6:31:43 PM PDT by ShandaLear (Extremists always meet each other full circle.)
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To: potlatch

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LOL!

Jinxing threads?


48 posted on 04/17/2008 7:02:56 PM PDT by devolve (------- --------It's all done by machine!)
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To: devolve

No - me.


49 posted on 04/17/2008 7:12:48 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: redstates4ever

I’m adopted???

?!?!?!

!!!!!

I’m adopted! I’M ADOPTED!!!


50 posted on 04/17/2008 9:25:21 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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