Caption Al Gore

[Lucky9teen]

n this photo provided by the EPFL, former US vice president Al Gore delivers his speech at the EPFL, Ecole polytechnic federale de Lausanne, Switzerland on Tuesday, April 15, 2008. Gore received an Honorary Doctor degree for his commitment to increase public awareness about global warming and climate change from the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology.

[Lucky9teen]

One day, I'll be the biggest fish in the sea

[Lucky9teen]

It is the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

[Bahbah]

If you beg me, I might consider it.

[Positive]

"may be the end to the human race as we know it..."

The "human race as we know it" has changed about a thousand times in my 60 years...

[avacado]

Al Gore begins whistling loudly after being interrupted by a question asking: "Please explain why the oceans are getting colder, and why the global temperature has been trending downward for the past decade?"

[jonrick46]

Out of the slime emerges the mutant life form. It looks and talks like a normal human being. It shakes peoples hands and with its hypnotic powers and causes them to give up their money in shame. With a huge sucking sound it sucks up all the Carbon Credits on the planet Earth. It is unstoppable.

[workerbee]

You know, Algore has to be happy as hell that he lost the 2000 election. Think of all the fun he’s having jetting around the world, being wined and dined and fawned over, having awards handed to him left and right. “Look Mommy, I won another one!” All without the stress of any real problems like war or the economy, all without actually having to deal with reality, just some imaginary future climatic bogeyman that neither he nor any of his sycophants will be around to see anyway. Bizarro world, indeed.

[workerbee]

I'm takin' this train all the way to the bank, baby!

[Charles Henrickson]

Swiss for "Bombard with Odor from Derriere."

[MtnClimber]

The Earth has a feaver. Now Mars has a feaver too. We have turned Mother Earth into Typhoid Mary!

[garyhope]

“I’m a snooty, condescending, smug, arrogant, pompous, self-righteous, loser, hypocritical, America hater POS. Do you know who I am”.

[Bahbah]

LOLOL.

[definitelynotaliberal]

Do you know who I am?

Yes, you are a typical, embittered, white guy.

[McGruff]

What? Rush Limbaugh just endorsed me?

[dead]

[Joe 6-pack]

"First the snows of Kilimanjaro, now my eyebrows."

[OB1kNOb]

“I’m a snooty, condescending, smug, arrogant, pompous, self-righteous, loser, hypocritical, America hater POS. Do you know who I am”.

Obama?

[garyhope]

And a raving lunatic, racist, homophobic, misogynist gun nut too! Just for good measure. Let's cover all the bases.

Oh, and I hate trees, whales, seals and cute little fuzzy bunnies and kitty cats too.

Did I leave anything out?

[OB1kNOb]

Is the guy on the right wearing a shih tzu on his head, or what?

[garyhope]

“Obama? “

You got that right.

[definitelynotaliberal]

‘Tis said that brevity is the soul of wit.

;-)

[Revolting cat!]

Yep!

[OB1kNOb]

Or maybe it's Frank Bonner from WKRP!

[montyspython]

Al ka bong Gore, fantastic.

[montyspython]

"Hey! Shut up back there, don't interrupt me when I'm trying to lie..."

[garyhope]

True.

[montyspython]

"Uh yep...had a little too much of that Swiss fondue, ooof..."

[Holicheese]

Its true Global Climate Change makes you pastey and have bad hair.

[Holicheese]

I told you, I will not take $200,000 in S&H Green Stamps. I want cash only. No cashee, no talkee!

[JewishRighter]

Wow! He just keeps getting uglier, fatter and more sanctimonious looking every time!

[Lucky9teen]

No, but he’s the president of hair club for men.

[Lucky9teen]

Whoever he is...he stole Gores eyebrows... ;)

[OESY]

"All of us go through a mid-life crisis. Mine came in 2000.
I had to step back and ask myself what I wanted to do.
And, lo and behold, a little voice whispered in my ear:
'You’d rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel prize.'
Almost eight years later, I'm the High Priest of Global Catastrophes.
I owe everything--my fame and fortune--to none other than Mitt Romney."

.

[RandallFlagg]

This didn't turn out as good as I'd hoped, but it still works.

[COBOL2Java]

Using its most advanced technological tools currently available, scientists today have managed to simulate a remarkably lifelike 3-dimensional representation of former Vice President Al Gore."

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I'm going to go down as the "greenest" VP in History.

[SMARTY]

No. That’s Jim Traficant’s hair piece.

[WildcatClan]

I think someone just sold him a bad rug.

[reagan_fanatic]

He's really got the Leonid Brezhnev look down pat, doesn't he?
C'mon, Al - let's get to work on that unibrow.

[Sig Sauer P220]

[HungarianGypsy]

Listen to this song I just made up. I can whistle and clap at the same time.

I do notice he has lot a bit of weight.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[arasina]

ROFL! I thought the same thing.

[steelyourfaith]

Madame Tussauds' wax statues appear more life-like --- and are probably brighter than this buffoon.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Ohh,here comes my hamburger!

[Sax]

Looks like Bugs gave him the Gossamer-doo.

[edzo4]

well the media certainly is on board now if the weather would actually get warmer I can sell a million more carbon credits and buy a new private jet

[april15Bendovr]

[sanchmo]

"I present to you the greatest source
of greenhouse gas emmissions in the world"

[Yaelle]

"...wandering free... Wish I could be... Part of their world!"