****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[Lucky9teen]

[Lady Jag]

[Lucky9teen]

[ErnBatavia]

www.howmanyofme.com

I don't exist....

[Lucky9teen]

I am unique...

HowManyOfMe.com

There is 1 person with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

[Theresawithanh]

Beware, there are LOTS of theresawithanh's...

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 4,142 people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Bwaahaaahaaaahaaaaa!

[So Cal Rocket]

I don't exist.... I guess we can be non-existent together. There are 0 people in the US with my name.

[Lady Jag]

Cute!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I am saying this as a woman: I can’t believe women get so upset and jerked out to shape when their spouses forget their birthday. It is so unnecessary and a waist of time, energy, and emotion.

Ladies, try some of these ideas a couple of days before that birthday by annoucing to your spouse:

1. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have booked us a trip around the world as a celebration.

2. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and you have on order for me (name a very expensive car) to be delivered on that date.

3. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have set aside $20,000 of the most beautiful jewelry at (name your jewelry store). It is waiting for you to pick it up for me. You will love it.

4. My birthday is in a couple of days, the 11th, and I have chosen a couple of full-length fur coats. Here are the photos. Do you like the mink or the Chinchilla? Hmmmm…maybe I will take both. How does that sound?

Etc.

Ladies. Quit feeling sorry for yourselves. You will avoid getting your feelings hurt (which you will tell the world for the rest of your life) and you will avoid a stupid fight on your birthday.

Happy birthday, Lucky9teen.

[JewishRighter]

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

[envisio]

I am back now......

I been over on another thread about MY congresswoman....Sue Myrick.....who I voted for..... wants to yank Jimmy Carter’s passport.

LOVE IT!

[RioSmith]

Logan Act

[acad1228]

What was the most commonly repeated word in the sixties?

(snort...cough...)...here...

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

You seem to need to replace your rum collection. They are nearly dry.

By the way, since I live in the Rep of Panama, we get some great Cuban rum directly from Cuba. It may be the only good thing left they export.

Oh wait! I’m wrong! For you cigar lovers, we also get their cigars.

[Lucky9teen]

Your Birthdate: April 19

You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.

Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence

Your weakness: Suspicion of others

Your power color: Eggplant

Your power symbol: Spade

Your power month: October

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

[Lucky9teen]

I'll take some Rum...sure...

I'd also like some of this

I came across it as I was researching my daughters name

[envisio]

Well, I had a little fun with a lib at lunch.

There is a new chick here at work...from Vermont, I think. I can tell she’s lib because she wears those small square libchick glasses.

I was heating up my lunch and she was standing by the trashcan with an empty water bottle.

“Do you guys have a plastic recycling bin?”

I said, (in my hickest southern accent possible) “Nah, we usually just fill them up with gas and throw them in the creek out back”

You shoulda seen the look on her face...LOL!

[envisio]

I don’t like cigarettes. But I’ll take one of them stogies.