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Top 10 Smartest and Dumbest Dog Breeds
CBS4.com ^ | 4/7/08

Posted on 04/28/2008 1:05:46 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks

The CBS "Early Show" ran a story this week about dogs and their intelligence, or lack thereof. In the story, they shared their list of the top 10 smartest and top 10 dumbest dog breeds. These were their picks.

#10 Dumbest: The Basset Hound may be so sad-eyed because it was ranked the tenth least intelligent dog breed.

2 of 20 : #10 Smartest: The immensely trainable Australian Cattle Dog was called the tenth smartest breed.

3 of 20 : #9 Dumbest: Don't tell the Westminster Kennel Club, but Uno, the beagle who won their 131st annual dog show, belongs to the ninth least intelligent dog breed.

4 of 20 : #9 Smartest: The Rottweiler was called the ninth smartest breed. This one looks a tad surprised by the ranking.

5 of 20 : #8 Dumbest: This Mastiff hangs its head in shame over being ranked the eighth least intelligent dog breed.

6 of 20 : #8 Smartest: The Papillon, ranked eighth smartest, floats like a butterfly and knows its ABC's.

7 of 20 : #7 Dumbest: The Pekingese is more famous for its "dustmop" look when groomed correctly. This one must be getting a haircut to avoid being associated with the seventh stupidest dog breed.

8 of 20 : #7 Smartest: The most popular dog breed in the nation is also the seventh smartest: the Labrador Retriever.

9 of 20 : #6 Dumbest: We know the Bloodhound has a brain somewhere beneath all those lovable wrinkles, but the "Early Show" rankings had them pulling sixth among the dumbest breeds.

10 of 20 : #6 Smartest: The Shetland Sheepdog's agility, as shown here, helped it rank sixth smartest.

11 of 20 : #5 Dumbest: Borzois are considered the fifth least intelligent dogs.

12 of 20 : #5 Smartest: The Doberman Pinscher's intelligence is on full display here on a rescue mission.

13 of 20 : #4 Dumbest: This Chow Chow can live with being considered the fourth least intelligent breed, so long as you keep its hair nice and fluffy.

14 of 20 : #4 Smartest: Golden Retrievers were fourth on the list of smart dogs.

15 of 20 : #3 Dumbest: The Bulldog was rated the third stupidest dog breed.

16 of 20 : #3 Smartest: Loyal workhorses, the German Shepherds were ranked as the third smartest breed.

17 of 20 : #2 Dumbest: The Basenji is considered the second least intelligent dog breed, but hey, it could be worse.

18 of 20 : #2 Smartest: Love 'em or hate 'em, Poodles were ranked as the second smartest dog breed out there.

19 of 20 : #1 Dumbest: Stylish and mysteriously ancient, the Afghan Hound nonetheless merits the dubious honor of being ranked the single least intelligent dog breed.

20 of 20 : #1 Smartest: The Border Collie was ranked the single smartest dog breed. Do you think this one looks just a little bit proud of it?


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: doggieping; dogs; topten
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To: Red Badger

Anybody know where the Pit Bull shows up on the list? I mean not mine, he is a total numbnut. I mean pits in general


161 posted on 04/28/2008 3:41:44 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? ((Ok, Im the official Pit Bull Defender/If you can't stand behind our troops, stand in front of them.)
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To: onedoug

Boarder Collie #1


162 posted on 04/28/2008 3:43:36 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I’ve never had a dog, but I’ve had quite a few friends and neighbors who had dogs, and I have to more or less agree with the list. Although my all-over favorite dog (or dogs) is the litter of Golden-Labradoodle puppies my neighbors’ dog had one summer... they were so much fun!


163 posted on 04/28/2008 3:47:47 PM PDT by Hyzenthlay (I aim to misbehave.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I doubt the rankings very much. Basenjis are incredibly clever and seem to spend most of their time outsmarting their owners.

Some dogs are amazingly intelligent and didn’t make the list.


164 posted on 04/28/2008 3:49:44 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; MeekOneGOP

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There was a great show on the ultra liberal PBS-TV about this

They put all breeds of dogs through a series of various tests

One test was to simply put a towel over the dog’s head and accurately measure how long it took for the dog to remove the towel

Dogs like Border Collies just shook them off instantly

Some dogs took many minutes to figure our how to remove the towel - it was amazing!

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Primates also have very different levels of intelligence

Chimp, Orangatan, Gorilla, etc.

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Some birds can mimic human speech - some are killing predators, some sing outside your window, some drop colorful fragrant gifts on your new car

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I will not infer that humans may also be very different in cognitive skills, jumping, mental processes, running, violence, lifting heavy objects, logic, sports, civil behavior, removing a towel from their head, etc. as it would not be “PC”

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We had a Collie when I was young - “Heather” was smarter than many of the current crop of idiots you are now seeing on FNC, CNN, MSNBC

That includes the media staff, guests, and some controversial idiots we now see on the news; especially one alleged primate who uses many prison/gang hand gestures and body movements when he speaks -

DISCLAIMER: You’re on your own on this one; it may not be intelligent to post in print or discuss this with others


165 posted on 04/28/2008 4:00:15 PM PDT by devolve ( -- -The_Project_Islamic_Hope_website_banner no_longer_features_Barack_Hussein_Obama_Junior)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Basenji’s are smart, just not slavishly obedient.


166 posted on 04/28/2008 4:02:12 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: Vinnie

Have you laughed so hard that it hurts? I just have after reading your post. OMG that was funny. Did you really do that?


167 posted on 04/28/2008 4:06:20 PM PDT by Babsig
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Some of the smartest dogs I've met were Norweigian Elkhounds.

I was at a friend's house, and they had two of them. They distrusted me at first as watchdogs should, and then it became "trust but verify". I was literally watched the entire time by one of them to make sure I was good people. Even if it was a "tailing" distance, it was there. It wasn't an unfriendly watch, just good situational awareness.

They are very manipulative as well. After I was petting one of them, she barked. I made the mistake of responding to the bark.

I wouldn't want to tangle with them either. The two of them killed a deer once. One of their neighbors was very unhappy about it. The response "They are elkhounds. That's what they do."

168 posted on 04/28/2008 4:13:43 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in - Michael Corleone)
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To: devolve

Lol, I’ll bet you and Heather had some deep discussions.....! Sorry, couldn’t help myself!

Piper loves me to throw the sheet or blanket over him and then wrestle him around with my hand [he’s tiny]. All four legs start ‘fighting’ at you’, it’s cute.

“Removing a towel from their head” may become an ‘issue’, people-wise!

Free Republic slowed to a crawl for me and the pager just went out!!


169 posted on 04/28/2008 4:14:08 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: HairOfTheDog
I've known a few retrievers who were as dumb as a sack of hair. ;~)

I know a bunch that were, except when it came to finding food or something that passes for food. They had great noses, that's for sure. One neighbor's Golden found a gutted deer that someone hunted. The deer's stomach was brought back as a showoff. I was there. I was gone soon after.

170 posted on 04/28/2008 4:16:40 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in - Michael Corleone)
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To: potlatch

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Heather was a great watchdog too

Tex was the ultimate watchdog

He controlled the excessive speed of vehicles and got irritated if they slowed down or stopped near our house

Good comment about “towelheads”!


171 posted on 04/28/2008 4:19:39 PM PDT by devolve ( -- -The_Project_Islamic_Hope_website_banner no_longer_features_Barack_Hussein_Obama_Junior)
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To: AnAmericanMother
Of all the cats I have been fortunate enough to be employed by, my favorite was a Siamese/Maine coon mix. Smart and incredible personality.

He's been gone more than five years, but I miss that little guy every day.

172 posted on 04/28/2008 4:22:08 PM PDT by Churchillspirit
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Have to disagree about the Basenji. We had two of them and the female was so smart it was almost scary. Basenji’s are a very different breed of dog. They are cat-like and are aloof. This alone might make them seem dumb to people who don’t understand the breed.


173 posted on 04/28/2008 4:22:16 PM PDT by Vicki (Washington State where anyone can vote .... illegals, non-residents, dead people, dogs, felons)
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To: potlatch; devolve; PhilDragoo

So, you’re named after your dog?


174 posted on 04/28/2008 4:25:21 PM PDT by ntnychik
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To: Veto!

Thanks for the Chow training insight. Interesting.


175 posted on 04/28/2008 4:25:30 PM PDT by Let's Roll (As usual, following a shooting spree, libs want to take guns away from those who DIDN'T do it.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
OK I will give props to the Border Collie but the Maltese should be in that smart list. My Yogi is a little genius -
yogi
176 posted on 04/28/2008 4:29:00 PM PDT by MomwithHope (Our country sure has some slim pickin's on both sides for 2008!)
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To: devolve

LOL, I occasionally come up with something good!
We love our dogs and never forget them.


177 posted on 04/28/2008 4:30:55 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: ntnychik; devolve; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; dixiechick2000

[So, you’re named after your dog?]

LOL, you should have known that from over 6 years ago! I’ve mentioned it a lot, posted his picture.

Think I have an old thread in my links on my profile page where people told how they chose their Freeper name.


178 posted on 04/28/2008 4:34:01 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Clint N. Suhks
They are wrong about the Mastiff. If they think chasing a ball is intelligence they are wrong about intelligence as well. A Mastiff is very intelligent, very controlled and easily fits into a family.
179 posted on 04/28/2008 4:35:59 PM PDT by poinq
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To: nmh

Duchess thanks you.

She is a very proud Olde English Bulldogge. She’s quite certain that this article referred to the smaller British bulldogs as Madam is a very intelligent creature.

She certain reigns in this household! :-)


180 posted on 04/28/2008 4:39:09 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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