Skip to comments.Flying penis disrupts rally (Russia)
Posted on 05/23/2008 8:22:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A political rally has been broken up in Russia by a remote-controlled flying penis.
Kremlin critic Garry Kasparov was addressing supporters when it was released.
The former chess champion managed to keep a fairly straight face in front of 500 Kremlin critics.
Eventually a security guard swatted the obscene helicopter device out of the air.
It was reportedly set off by pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists.
(Excerpt) Read more at uk.news.yahoo.com ...
I remember that song....
freepmail it please..
Barack Obama can fly now?
(Does this win headline of the year award?)
FReepmail it to me..
South Park come to life...
Pass it around -
A man and a woman are driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the
man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The
little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was
that?” Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such
a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.”
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?
Might as well look at post #69. I was afraid a private reply was going to end up mistakenly a public post. If it’s pulled, fmail me again, please.
Don’t you hate it when that happens?! ;-)
That was funny.
That goes without saying!
Do you mean I’m not the only one who flubs like that?
Well, no, you probably are. But it was harmless. ;-)
I’ll try to clean this flying penis joke up, but you better read fast anyway.
The Voo-doo Dick
Paris Hilton had a trust-fund friend who wanted to impress her famous friend on her birthday, so she went to a voo-doo shop in Spanish Harlem for something unique.
She told the proprietress that she wanted something for a young woman who had everything.
The owner replied, “You come in back room.” She showed her a box on a table in the middle of the room with a lock on it. She unlocked the box and said, “Voo-doo dick, arise!”
Out of the box arose a large penis with a small set of wings. It hovered like a hummingbird for a while, then slowly floated back down into the box.
“You tell him what to do, he do it” she said.
The young woman thought that was really swell, so she paid for it and took it to Paris’ birthday party. Everyone agreed it was a real `hoot’.
After the party, Paris decided to test it, so she told it to . . she said, “Vood-doo dick, I want a . . . a party in my pants.”
It did what it was told.
A couple hours later:
she couldn’t get it to stop . . so she got in her Ferrari, carefully, and raced to the emergency room.
A cop pulled her over for speeding. He saw she was very flustered, asked her `what the emergency was/where was the fire?’ and she pointed to her dress and said:
“Officer, it’s this voo-doo dick . . .”
The cop looked at her dress, sized up the car, decided she was just trying to beat the ticket, and said, “Voo-doo dick my ass.”
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