Skip to comments.Flying penis disrupts rally (Russia)
Posted on 05/23/2008 8:22:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
[background singing begins: “detachable penis” over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing “detachable penis” for
a while, then out]
Note than in Asia, this would be a frying penis.
Allow me to edit your tag line ...
airborne (LETS GO PENIS!!! LETS GO PENIS!!! LETS GO PENIS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
By the way, I’m a Wingnut.
Russian-flying-penis-ping! (even better than he drunken Russian zookeeper)
Y’know...if I lived to be a 100 years old, I’d never, EVER thought I’d ever see that particular headline on a news story.
Amaziing times we live in.
You beat (no pun intended ... okay, well maybe a slight one...) me to the punch.
What is it with these whacky Russians these days? Of course, before I read the article, I did consider that perhaps said flying penii was a result of the lion-slapping incident. Them claws is sharp...
I thought it was a tribute to Joe Biden.
Beat me to it, but I just posted a link. You had the nads to post the entire song.
That’s a viagra ad.
Yes, that and one that drops cream pies and cow manure on the heads of the tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum-dums in the House and Senate that are ruining this great country./Just Asking - seoul62.......
Shouldn't that be the poontangistas?
What a wonderful poem!
You need to quit consorting with Nigerian sorcerers, and just stick to emailing your account information to the nice bankers.
Nice target... Looks to me it requires additional payloads to be certain that it is dealt with properly.
I tried that, but they still won't give it back.
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