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Flying penis disrupts rally (Russia)
Yahoo! News (UK & Ireland) ^ | Wednesday, May 21 03:27 pm

Posted on 05/23/2008 8:22:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Always Right

I thought it was a tribute to Joe Biden.


51 posted on 05/23/2008 9:11:40 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: lesser_satan

Beat me to it, but I just posted a link. You had the nads to post the entire song.


52 posted on 05/23/2008 9:12:02 AM PDT by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: shove_it; airborne

That’s a viagra ad.


53 posted on 05/23/2008 9:14:15 AM PDT by dhot (I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yes, that and one that drops cream pies and cow manure on the heads of the tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum-dums in the House and Senate that are ruining this great country./Just Asking - seoul62.......


54 posted on 05/23/2008 9:14:52 AM PDT by seoul62
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Where’s the rolling donut?

Hahahhaahha.

55 posted on 05/23/2008 9:18:34 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi (In Memorium: Old Atlanta, 1945 - 2000, RIP)
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To: SolidWood
The Putinistas showing their intellectual maturity.

Shouldn't that be the poontangistas?

56 posted on 05/23/2008 9:20:30 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: lesser_satan; DollyCali

ROTLFMPO!!!

What a wonderful poem!


57 posted on 05/23/2008 9:23:26 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: Constitution Day
And my penis was missing again.

You need to quit consorting with Nigerian sorcerers, and just stick to emailing your account information to the nice bankers.

58 posted on 05/23/2008 9:26:32 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
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To: airborne

Nice target... Looks to me it requires additional payloads to be certain that it is dealt with properly.


59 posted on 05/23/2008 9:27:12 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: ApplegateRanch
LOL!

I tried that, but they still won't give it back.

60 posted on 05/23/2008 9:30:50 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

I remember that song....


61 posted on 05/23/2008 9:31:28 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Lady Jag

freepmail it please..


62 posted on 05/23/2008 9:32:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Rebelbase
Whoa!! I can NOT believe I've never noticed *that* before. Guess I was distracted by Sherry Jackson.


63 posted on 05/23/2008 9:36:25 AM PDT by Charles Martel (The Tree of Liberty thirsts.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Barack Obama can fly now?


64 posted on 05/23/2008 9:37:18 AM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Can’t

Stop

Laughing...

(Does this win headline of the year award?)


65 posted on 05/23/2008 9:42:25 AM PDT by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: Lady Jag

FReepmail it to me..


66 posted on 05/23/2008 9:45:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: EveningStar

67 posted on 05/23/2008 9:51:16 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

South Park come to life...


68 posted on 05/23/2008 9:51:38 AM PDT by ikka
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Pass it around -

A man and a woman are driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the
man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The
little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was
that?” Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such
a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.”

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?


69 posted on 05/23/2008 9:55:42 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Oh, crap.


70 posted on 05/23/2008 9:57:13 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

Doh!


71 posted on 05/23/2008 9:57:42 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Might as well look at post #69. I was afraid a private reply was going to end up mistakenly a public post. If it’s pulled, fmail me again, please.


72 posted on 05/23/2008 10:00:25 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: mylife

Agreed.


73 posted on 05/23/2008 10:06:26 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

oops...


74 posted on 05/23/2008 10:07:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Lady Jag

Don’t you hate it when that happens?! ;-)

That was funny.


75 posted on 05/23/2008 10:10:58 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Lady Jag

LOL...


76 posted on 05/23/2008 10:12:58 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: shove_it
By the way, I’m a Wingnut.

That goes without saying!

77 posted on 05/23/2008 10:18:42 AM PDT by airborne (LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
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To: Hatteras

Do you mean I’m not the only one who flubs like that?


78 posted on 05/23/2008 10:18:53 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

Well, no, you probably are. But it was harmless. ;-)


79 posted on 05/23/2008 10:21:52 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Lady Jag

I’ll try to clean this flying penis joke up, but you better read fast anyway.

The Voo-doo Dick

Paris Hilton had a trust-fund friend who wanted to impress her famous friend on her birthday, so she went to a voo-doo shop in Spanish Harlem for something unique.
She told the proprietress that she wanted something for a young woman who had everything.

The owner replied, “You come in back room.” She showed her a box on a table in the middle of the room with a lock on it. She unlocked the box and said, “Voo-doo dick, arise!”

Out of the box arose a large penis with a small set of wings. It hovered like a hummingbird for a while, then slowly floated back down into the box.

“You tell him what to do, he do it” she said.

The young woman thought that was really swell, so she paid for it and took it to Paris’ birthday party. Everyone agreed it was a real `hoot’.

After the party, Paris decided to test it, so she told it to . . she said, “Vood-doo dick, I want a . . . a party in my pants.”
It did what it was told.
A couple hours later:
she couldn’t get it to stop . . so she got in her Ferrari, carefully, and raced to the emergency room.
A cop pulled her over for speeding. He saw she was very flustered, asked her `what the emergency was/where was the fire?’ and she pointed to her dress and said:

“Officer, it’s this voo-doo dick . . .”

The cop looked at her dress, sized up the car, decided she was just trying to beat the ticket, and said, “Voo-doo dick my ass.”


80 posted on 05/23/2008 10:22:12 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Hatteras
         

81 posted on 05/23/2008 10:33:07 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: tumblindice

Officer...why are you speeding?





82 posted on 05/23/2008 10:37:13 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This thread’s going to get pulled before I can post a serious comment: I think this is actually a positive development, showing that the Russian political system now has a sense of humor, rather than a sense of prison camps. Decades ago, opposition politicians wouldn’t even have seen the light of day. (Not that Putin is pointing things in the right direction.)


83 posted on 05/23/2008 10:45:56 AM PDT by AZLiberty (Wipe the national hard drive and reinstall the Constitution.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Pic at source.

I looked. I think if I had coffee in my mouth, I would have spewed it all over the monitor.

84 posted on 05/23/2008 10:46:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: Constitution Day

Push the little daisies and make them come up!

(from the same era)


85 posted on 05/23/2008 10:49:41 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: Lady Jag

FReepmail it to me then?


86 posted on 05/23/2008 10:52:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: All

I nominate this thread as a for the substitute “Friday Funnies Thread” It’s been too funny !!! Thanks all!


87 posted on 05/23/2008 10:56:14 AM PDT by Jeffrey_D. (Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them !!!!)
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To: Jeffrey_D.

and I talk better than I type..........


88 posted on 05/23/2008 10:57:29 AM PDT by Jeffrey_D. (Some people are alive simply because it's illegal to shoot them !!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Pic at source.

Video too, don't miss that!

89 posted on 05/23/2008 11:01:20 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: All

It’s Dick Swift!! He’s back!


90 posted on 05/23/2008 11:03:11 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (I miss Ronnie!!!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mile-High Club ‘Member’?


91 posted on 05/23/2008 11:04:24 AM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Luftwiener)
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To: Lady Jag

LMAO!


92 posted on 05/23/2008 11:07:24 AM PDT by 2111USMC
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Post #69 . . . I did a duh.


93 posted on 05/23/2008 11:12:33 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I haven’t thought about that song in forever!

I believe that was Ween, right?


94 posted on 05/23/2008 11:20:37 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks!


95 posted on 05/23/2008 11:21:35 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Cthulu '08! Why vote for the lesser evil?)
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To: Lady Jag

Thanks (d-oh!)


96 posted on 05/23/2008 11:21:57 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (To the liberal, there's no sacrifice too big for somebody else to make. --FReeper popdonnelly)
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To: Lady Jag

At least post a link to it. :-)


97 posted on 05/23/2008 11:28:03 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: 4yearlurker

You sure it isn’t Dick Trickle?


98 posted on 05/23/2008 11:43:03 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: Lady Jag; pandoraou812

ping to...can it really be?...post #69


99 posted on 05/23/2008 11:46:18 AM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Olympics for murdering regimes. Beijing 2008.)
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To: Lady Jag

*guffaw*

Thank you, I gotta pass that along! :-D


100 posted on 05/23/2008 11:52:25 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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