freepmail it please..
Pass it around -
A man and a woman are driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the
man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The
little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was
that?” Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such
a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.”
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says, “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?
Oh, crap.