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Today's FEEBLE


Two European nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." 

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." 
Nodding emphatically, the first nun points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. 

"Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their purchases. 

The first nun opens hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

24 posted on 06/02/2008 4:37:03 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
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Good morning, everyone!

On The Banks Of A Rocky Stream

BEHOLD an emblem of our human mind
Crowded with thoughts that need a settled home,
Yet, like to eddying balls of foam
Within this whirlpool, they each other chase
Round and round, and neither find
An outlet nor a resting-place!
Stranger, if such disquietude be thine,
Fall on thy knees and sue for help divine.

- William Wordsworth

25 posted on 06/02/2008 6:38:40 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...)
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Mother Superior called all the Nuns together one evening and said to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."

34 posted on 06/02/2008 10:09:25 AM PDT by Lady Jag (You can contribute to FR any time at
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