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Most snake bites caused by stupidity (Hold muh beer!)
UPI ^ | June 7, 2008

Posted on 06/07/2008 4:30:46 PM PDT by PROCON

MIAMI, June 7 (UPI) -- Snake bite victims in the United States tend to be young men who have had too much to drink, an expert says.

Dr. Jeffrey Bernstein of the Florida Poison Information Center at the University of Miami told The Washington Post most bites by venomous snakes occur because of human stupidity. Most people are bitten when trying to pick up or kill snakes.

"The majority of patients are male. The majority are intoxicated," Bernstein said. "And two-thirds of bites we see in this country are upper extremity, so someone picked the snake up. The majority of bites in other countries are lower extremity."

Snake bites in the United States are rarely fatal with only eight to 10 in a year. Bernstein said that most fatal bites occur when the victim has an allergic reaction to the venom and goes into anaphylactic shock or when the snake manages to inject venom directly into a vein or artery.

While more people die from bee stings every year, there is some risk of venomous snake bite in most of the country. Only three states have no venomous snakes -- Maine, Alaska and Hawaii.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
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1 posted on 06/07/2008 4:30:46 PM PDT by PROCON
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To: PROCON

Is ths a suprise?


2 posted on 06/07/2008 4:34:34 PM PDT by benjamin032
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To: PROCON
Most snake bites caused by stupidity.

I woulda thought snakes.

3 posted on 06/07/2008 4:34:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Olympics for murdering regimes. Beijing 2008.)
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To: PROCON

4 posted on 06/07/2008 4:35:48 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Denver won't stay in Denver... August 25 - 28, 2008)
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To: PROCON
"The majority of patients are male. ..."

And that is greatly because of this....

"EeeeKkkk!!!! Honey, come here...."
5 posted on 06/07/2008 4:38:25 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: PROCON

guilty (however I was not drinking)


6 posted on 06/07/2008 4:39:16 PM PDT by jjw
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To: TomGuy
"EeeeKkkk!!!! Honey, come here...."

Yep, if spiders were snakes, I'd be dead a long time ago!

7 posted on 06/07/2008 4:40:12 PM PDT by PROCON (No more politics, I promise!)
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To: PROCON
Only three states have no venomous snakes -- Maine, Alaska and Hawaii.

Really? So any venomous snakes in upper New Hampshire stop at the Maine border in due respect? I call for the BS Meter on this UPI article, that only drunken kids get bitten by snakes.

8 posted on 06/07/2008 4:42:31 PM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight

No where does the article say “only”. The article says the majority. Drunken kids do stupid things. It probably can be explained away as Darwinism at work.


9 posted on 06/07/2008 4:53:41 PM PDT by DaGman
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To: PROCON

My family was taking a picture of a rattlesnake on a road in north Florida, and some dumb-a~s jumped out of his truck to catch it. It was a 3-4 foot snake, and he started jabbing at it with a 2 foot tire iron.

Now if he was really skilled and quick, I might have been impressed, but he was slooow. He’d jab, the snake would strike back and miss, then he’d pull his hand back. Not a good start.

So after about a minute he jabbed, the snake struck, stuck to the top of his hand for a second, and then let go. I yelled, “Dude, you’ve been bit!” He said nothing, and just kept going. The snake got him again, same hand. After a few more seconds he stopped, looked at his hand, paused, and then got back in his truck and left without saying a word. It was the stupidest thing I ever saw.

So we followed him into gas station where someone called an ambulance. My wife is a nurse and she stayed with him till the ambulance came. Oh, and BTW, there was a half a case of beer in the truck.

After the ambulance took him away, we spoke to the people there. They knew him and said it was the second time did this. I guess he must have thought the first bite was a fluke!

We called the hospital the next day. He lived.


10 posted on 06/07/2008 5:16:30 PM PDT by elfman2 ("As goes Fallujah, so goes Central Iraq and so goes the entire country" -Col Coleman, USMC ,4/2004)
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To: PROCON

This was reported in the current “Reptiles” magazine. The actually studies date to the 80’s, according the article there, but there’s no indication that anything has changed. Poisonous snake-bite victims are young, male, and drunk. Surprised by this, anyone?


11 posted on 06/07/2008 5:31:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Heartless butcher of shrubbery.)
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To: elfman2; Mr_Moonlight

I guess he must have thought the first bite was a fluke!

We called the hospital the next day. He lived.<<<

Ha!

Lived to fight another day!!

How dumb!

June K.


12 posted on 06/07/2008 5:37:31 PM PDT by June K.
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To: PROCON

I reached down to pick up a conibear trap that had been laying in the water all winter(not set) a water moccasin bit me...hurt like hell. I frankly don’t believe that I was stupid, just that I didn’t see the damn snake there. It was beheaded shortly thereafter.


13 posted on 06/07/2008 5:39:18 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: American72

Ping!


14 posted on 06/07/2008 5:48:50 PM PDT by BnBlFlag (Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
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To: PROCON
May have some truth, but -

I have found rattlers under a cement truck during our home construction, by the front tire of my wife's car, behind my garbage cans, by my deck step, in the inside corner of the garage, in piles of rocks, piles of wood, under stumps, and while walking in the grass (yes, there is such a thing as a snake in the grass. No bites yet.

However, a women two parcels down was bitten on the hand while edging her lawn, the guy who oversaw my phone installation was bitten on the leg walking through a field, and a women at my wife's work was bitten in the ankle while standing by her truck parked in her yard.

So in my experience there is no truth to this article at all.

15 posted on 06/07/2008 5:54:04 PM PDT by onceone
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To: PROCON
Snake bite victims in the United States tend to be young men who have had too much to drink, an expert says.

Same with "victims" of unplanned pregnancies.

16 posted on 06/07/2008 6:09:40 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: PROCON
I have known or known of three people bitten by poisonous reptiles. The first, a young woman at the time, walked out of her door in flip flops in San Manuel, AZ and stepped on a young rattler (Unlucky and unobservant). The second in Superior, AZ was drunk out of his mind when he picked up a rattler by the tail and made a spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to snap its head off and, after being bit, he continued drinking for about an hour when his buddies hauled his unconscious body to the hospital (alcoholic, stupid and lucky to have lived after losing half of the bitten hand). The third, who I didn't know personally, was hitching a ride near Superior, AZ when he saw a Gila Monster and, smelling money selling the lizard, grabbed it up and stuffed it inside his shirt (Ouch — unbelievable stupidity)
17 posted on 06/07/2008 6:34:33 PM PDT by JimSEA (Kaffur and proud of it.)
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To: benjamin032

I’m surprised that there’s a suprise.


18 posted on 06/07/2008 6:51:29 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Do I waste my time explaining? He had such trouble with my name.)
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To: PROCON
Yep. Pick a fight with the US of A!

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19 posted on 06/07/2008 7:13:06 PM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: JimSEA

I live near Oracle Junction NW of Tucson, Arizona and own a Titan II missile base near there. I’ve killed and removed at least 20 rattlesnakes from the access portal (stairwell) in the last 5 years. I have pictures of a nest similar to one on my missile base but don’t know how to post them. There are a LARGE number of rattlesnakes (20-30) in a very tight group. Snakes don’t scare me but this pile of venomous potential does.

I have a friend that tells me a story about when he kept bees near here. He was harvesting honey when he felt a sting on his shin. After stopping at the local bar for a couple of beers on the way home, he said that he started to feel “funny”. He returned home and changed his clothes for his afternoon run. When he removed his trousers he noticed something stuck in his leg. His wife removed said object and found it to be a rattlesnake fang. He received treatment and made a full recovery. He doesn’t keep bees now because there are liability issues in Arizona because of Africanized hives.

I recently read that Gila monsters aren’t truly poisonous but have such bad oral hygiene (like ALF, Obama supporters & Earth First! pukes) that their saliva is toxic.

BTW where are you now? Send me a private reply for a potential tour of my missile base if you’re interested. I need help replacing a 40’ extension ladder required to access the site that was stolen recently.


20 posted on 06/07/2008 7:20:10 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Do I waste my time explaining? He had such trouble with my name.)
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To: TheWasteLand

Most of the snake bites in this area are on children playing in the brush and rocks or on farmers hands who are changing irrigation water.


21 posted on 06/07/2008 7:28:14 PM PDT by Concho (IRS--Americas real terrorist organization.)
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To: PROCON
Snake bites in the United States are rarely fatal with only eight to 10 in a year.
Please note - this is because victims usually get anti-venom treatment quickly. A number of years back some "well-educated" San Diego hikers lost their friend to a snake bite because they agreed that "nobody dies of snakebites any more" and delayed getting help. Just FYI. ;-)
22 posted on 06/07/2008 9:20:36 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here. ;-)
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To: PROCON

The rule of thumb is...

Bit on the hand probably drunk.Bit on the ankle probably sober.


23 posted on 06/07/2008 9:55:51 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: elfman2
he started jabbing at it with a 2 foot tire iron.

My idiotic brother-in-law, who did WAY too may drugs in his youth, tried to capture a rattlesnake with a pair of PLIARS! The result was a couple of very pain-filled days in the hospital.

24 posted on 06/07/2008 10:09:09 PM PDT by Vietnam Vet From New Mexico (Pray For Our Troops)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Hiya Taz, you get many snake bite calls?!


25 posted on 06/07/2008 10:09:53 PM PDT by PROCON (No more politics, I promise!)
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To: JimSEA
A coworker was bitten by a rattler on the outskirts of the Phoenix metropolitan area while retrieving a dove he had shot from the brush under a tree. Almost lost his life.

Me, I've just been stung by bees, wasps, a scorpion, and a scorpion fish. The scorpion fish was one I had speared at Divers’ Cove in Laguna Beach-the location often shown in the TV show. It's now a marine life sanctuary, so no more spear fishing. The fish was delicious.

26 posted on 06/07/2008 11:10:36 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
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To: Vietnam Vet From New Mexico
My idiotic brother-in-law, who did WAY too may drugs in his youth, tried to capture a rattlesnake with a pair of PLIARS! The result was a couple of very pain-filled days in the hospital.

Snake dentistry tip - immobilize the snake's head first, then use pliers to pull the fangs.
27 posted on 06/08/2008 9:31:28 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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To: AZ .44 MAG
and own a Titan II missile base near there.

That's cool!

28 posted on 06/08/2008 9:34:09 AM PDT by SIDENET (Hubba Hubba...)
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To: SIDENET

It started out that way but now it’s a pain in the @$$ repairing it after break ins. The base is really tough but the steel lid I put on it isn’t and that’s how they break in.


29 posted on 06/08/2008 1:53:33 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Do I waste my time explaining? He had such trouble with my name.)
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To: AZ .44 MAG
I’ve killed and removed at least 20 rattlesnakes from the access portal (stairwell) in the last 5 years...

Send me a private reply for a potential tour of my missile base if you’re interested.


You sure know how to sell a tour! :)
30 posted on 06/08/2008 1:58:56 PM PDT by July 4th
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To: Jeff Chandler
I've just been stung by bees, wasps, a scorpion, and a scorpion fish.

Oh, and a Portuguese Man-of-War.

31 posted on 06/08/2008 2:47:33 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
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To: PROCON
Snake bite victims in the United States tend to be young men who have had too much to drink, an expert says.

Must be a gang of snake carrying serial killers at work.

32 posted on 06/08/2008 2:53:34 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: July 4th

Hey, I need somebody to hold muh beer!


33 posted on 06/08/2008 8:06:58 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Do I waste my time explaining? He had such trouble with my name.)
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