Utah City to Allow Bikinis After Short-Lived Ban

FOXNEWS ^ | 6-12-2008 | FOXNEWS

[Westlander]

A ban on bikinis at the city pool is expected to be revised, ending a short-lived prohibition on the popular two-piece pool attire.

The restrictions were not popular, even in the community where the council passed a resolution in 2006 to favor the "natural family" consisting of a working husband, a stay-at-home wife and a "full quiver of children."

[Westlander]

[wardaddy]

favor the "natural family" consisting of a working husband, a stay-at-home wife and a "full quiver of children."

and well we should

[socal_parrot]

In the interest of merely educating the masses, here is an example of a properly worn bikini...

[advertising guy]

hell, I bet her feet are purdy too

[relee]

... continuing education ... the classics

[mkjessup]

Uhh, that ain’t a bikini.

[socal_parrot]

Close enough.

[Stoat]

In keeping with socal_parrot's essential 'educational' theme, here's a rare photo of an undercover operative in a highly classified 'bulletproof metallic' bikini, apparently taken during a hazardous mission

 

 

 

 

Early bikinis were extremely effective, in that they provided yet another essential purpose for animal skins and so brought meaning to the lives of otherwise unhappy creatures..

[dayglored]

> In the interest of merely educating the masses, here is an example of a properly worn bikini...

Indeed. That is one of the finest-worn bikinis I've seen in quite a while.

Note however, that bikinis require occasional adjustment...

[gman992]

And Thank God!! Alleluia! Alleluia!! Praise be him for making such incredible(and fine looking)creations.

[dayglored]

> In keeping with socal_parrot's essential 'educational' theme, ...

As a demonstration of the mathematical principle that "LESS IS MORE", we also can see that the string bikini has very little to recommend it as a shield against the sun... so we hope that these girls have good sense.

[dayglored]

> And Thank God!! Alleluia! Alleluia!! Praise be him for making such incredible (and fine looking) creations.

I could not agree more. In that spirit, another bikini.

[dayglored]

> hell, I bet her feet are purdy too

See post#9. Whaddya think?

[Grizzled Bear]

And it looks a bit “chilly...”

[Stoat]

Bikini History, cont'd

Bikinis played a crucial role in America's Civil War, as brave soldiers from both sides worked tirelessly and in astonishingly innovative ways to win the day.  Here is a photo of a covert Confederate soldier, taken immediately after a sea insertion onto a Northern beachhead, where she is engaged in an 'information gathering and morale assessment' mission.

 

 

[dayglored]

Well, I suppose then it would be necessary to also include the contribution of the Union soldiers as well...

[dayglored]

> "... immediately after a sea insertion onto a Northern beachhead..."

I dunno, looks to me like that "insertion" had the effect of making that soldier take a leak.

Establishing a beachhead might require reconnoitering for a while...

[gogov]

[orlop9]

Ain’t right...just ain’t right

[orlop9]

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[catfish1957]

There’s always one who pisses in the punchbowl. While your at it, throw in a couple of Helen Thomas bikini pic’s too huh?

[central_va]

Funny it is all relative. The one on the far right is the “skinny” one. LOL

[varyouga]

There's literally a ton of women in that pic.

[RJS1950]

OMG!! Two bikini threads in one day! Can’t focussss anymooore, mind is blurring...

[gogov]

There’s always one who pisses in the punchbowl.

Who does that!? I never heard of such a disgusting thing. Have you seen it? Maybe it is just a saying but for it to be a saying it must have happened. People just don't make up stuff like that.

[MaxMax]

She has feet?

[CJ Wolf]

[God luvs America]

one of our own showing how it should be done....  :)

 

[God luvs America]

one of our own (Heidi Montag) showing how it should be done and paying tribute to America as well....  :)

[jmc813]

[dayglored]

WOW! Is that the Swedish Bikini Team all at once?

[dayglored]

>> There’s always one who pisses in the punchbowl.

> Who does that!? I never heard of such a disgusting thing. Have you seen it? Maybe it is just a saying but for it to be a saying it must have happened. People just don't make up stuff like that.

I had a co-worker years ago who had an expression for something not being received well or being unpopular, sort of like "that'll go over like a lead balloon". It was: "That'll go over like a turd in the punchbowl."

Most of us (guys, natch) thought it was hilarious, but he said it one time in a meeting and one of the women workers was so grossed out (she must've been very good at mental visualization) that she had to leave the room and toss.

It is unknown to me whether this fellow had actual experience with turds in punchbowls, but knowing him, it's not out of the question.

I personally find pissing in the punchbowl grosser, because you wouldn't necessarily be able to tell just by looking. Whereas with a turd, it's immediately obviously that something just ain't right about that punch.

[dayglored]

Dang! I was hoping that would be an animated GIF, but no-o-o-o....

[gogov]

There is another saying: Way too much information. Yuk!