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Stray left foot washes up on Vancouver beach
The Register ^ | 17th June 2008 | Lester Haines

Posted on 06/17/2008 12:58:12 PM PDT by Fractal Trader

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To: RightWhale

Does it concern you either? Of course not. Commentary from outsiders about events unrelated to them has become constant. It is still overly tasteless to make jokes because some sick individual repeatedly floats the same body part.


41 posted on 06/17/2008 1:52:05 PM PDT by buck jarret
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To: PLMerite

What did the leper tell the prostitute?

/keep the tip/


42 posted on 06/17/2008 1:52:37 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (McCain is the best candidate of the Democrat party.)
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To: Fractal Trader

obviously someone with one foot in the grave.


43 posted on 06/17/2008 1:57:23 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: buck jarret
It is still overly tasteless to make jokes because some sick individual repeatedly floats the same body part.

No, it is not. You seem to know more about this than appears in the story. Who is this 'sick individual' you refer to?

44 posted on 06/17/2008 1:58:14 PM PDT by RightWhale (I will veto each and every beer)
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To: Fractal Trader

Maybe the northern sharks have a taste for runners but disdain the feet. This is the first left foot. Does it match one of the right feet? Are there three more left feet out there?


45 posted on 06/17/2008 2:00:34 PM PDT by arthurus
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To: PGR88

Filet of Sole?


46 posted on 06/17/2008 2:03:58 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: Constitution Day

"And did those feet, in ancient time...walk upon England's mountains green....."

47 posted on 06/17/2008 2:04:42 PM PDT by dfwgator ( This tag blank until football season.)
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To: N. Theknow
Filet of Sole?

...and heel...nyuk..nyuk...nyuk..nyuk!

48 posted on 06/17/2008 2:06:29 PM PDT by dfwgator ( This tag blank until football season.)
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To: RightWhale

Whoever is responsible for this is a sick individual. I can’t think of any reasonable explanation for so many detached feet other than a killer or perhaps a mad undertaker.


49 posted on 06/17/2008 2:07:38 PM PDT by buck jarret
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To: MinuteGal
Police pathologists expect to use DNA from the cuticles
to help nail down the identities, hoping to pare down the number of toetal leads.
Police suspect that since all four were wearing sports shoes these are all athlete's foot.
50 posted on 06/17/2008 2:17:53 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: dfwgator
"Pets Department, second floor."
51 posted on 06/17/2008 2:23:25 PM PDT by oprahstheantichrist (The MSM is a demonic stronghold; please pray accordingly. 2 Cor. 10:3-5)
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To: what_not2007

“So now matching the right to left foots, how do you know which right foot is the right right foot?”

That would be quite a feat!


52 posted on 06/17/2008 2:25:15 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Thanks for the compliment regarding my #20.

Just trying to keep instep with all the great puns on this tread.

Leni

53 posted on 06/17/2008 2:25:25 PM PDT by MinuteGal (Stay Home or vote Barr for Obamination, more Taxation, Regulation, Litigation and Ginburgization)
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To: RightWhale

I blame the gimp.


54 posted on 06/17/2008 2:26:38 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: buck jarret; RightWhale

Buck, you sound guilty.

Where were you when all this was afoot?


55 posted on 06/17/2008 2:28:49 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: dfwgator
"Lambert! Will you show these twenty good people the, er, dog kennels, please? "
56 posted on 06/17/2008 2:28:50 PM PDT by oprahstheantichrist (The MSM is a demonic stronghold; please pray accordingly. 2 Cor. 10:3-5)
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To: Fractal Trader

Maybe its odor eaters gone too far


57 posted on 06/17/2008 2:29:36 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Fractal Trader

What do you call a bunch of severed feet?

A yard?


58 posted on 06/17/2008 2:29:49 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: Kimmers
I am thinking this is the work of a disgruntled shoe salesman. Someone should interview Ted Bundy's brother, Al:
59 posted on 06/17/2008 2:32:31 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: oprahstheantichrist
The suspect:
60 posted on 06/17/2008 2:33:40 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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