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Stray left foot washes up on Vancouver beach
The Register ^ | 17th June 2008 | Lester Haines

Posted on 06/17/2008 12:58:12 PM PDT by Fractal Trader

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To: PA Engineer
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13. Mystery deepens as 4th human foot found[Canada]
81 posted on 06/17/2008 6:44:39 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the occupation media.)
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To: Fractal Trader

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs


82 posted on 06/17/2008 6:53:08 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: buck jarret
Oh lighten up jack...it's funny.

Sheesh, does anyone have a sense of humor "left" anymore? LOLOLOL

83 posted on 06/17/2008 8:41:48 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (A good man has come home to San Diego! Thank you Congressman Hunter)
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To: bk1000

““So now matching the right to left foots, how do you know which right foot is the right right foot?”

That would be quite a feat!”

VERY GOOD! LOL


84 posted on 06/18/2008 6:46:00 AM PDT by hoe_cake (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less!)
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To: N. Theknow

they were such big heels, God could not save their soles


85 posted on 06/18/2008 6:52:55 AM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: Fractal Trader
Here you go - feel free to post! ;-)
Sixth human foot found in Canada
I've wondered if maybe a rogue killer whale was taking fishermen off the beach but the articles I've read never mention missing persons in the area ...
86 posted on 06/19/2008 6:39:37 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here. ;-)
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To: Tunehead54; Fractal Trader
More info: Foot mystery baffles Canadian Mounties
87 posted on 06/19/2008 7:07:18 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here. ;-)
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