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Posted on 06/23/2008 9:21:08 AM PDT by caballota

hello i just try to log in to my firefox and didn't have no results can u help me with that theres no way i can opend my firefox and before i could opend and now i can't is there any way u can help


TOPICS: Computers/Internet
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1 posted on 06/23/2008 9:21:08 AM PDT by caballota
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To: caballota

ctrl - alt - zot!!


2 posted on 06/23/2008 9:22:20 AM PDT by BigBlueJon ("And shepherds we shall be....For Thee, my Lord, for Thee....")
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To: caballota

IBTZ!!!


3 posted on 06/23/2008 9:22:26 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (101st Airborne Army Dad)
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To: caballota

Buh-bye......


4 posted on 06/23/2008 9:22:34 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
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To: caballota
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5 posted on 06/23/2008 9:23:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: caballota

Are you logged in?

(Seriously, I have no clue what you’re trying to do here...you certainly got to this website OK, so your browser is at least partially working!)

}:-)4


6 posted on 06/23/2008 9:23:42 AM PDT by Moose4 (http://moosedroppings.wordpress.com -- Because 20 million self-important blogs just aren't enough.)
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To: caballota

I don’t know, but it looks like you lost your caps.


7 posted on 06/23/2008 9:23:47 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: caballota

Well, you first got to be home ya see. So keep hitting the home key (might take quite awhile), and eventually it will take you home.


8 posted on 06/23/2008 9:28:17 AM PDT by commonguymd (Freedom and individual liberty is for everyone, including the odd and weird people like you.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Obviously, one of your flayrods went out of skew on the treadle. Try to featurant the grotus to the sabent and pray that anno domini bug does not infiltrate your reasonable access memory.

There is also the possibility that you need to get an apeature flywheel gromus with a vacuum gasket added to your initializer for your hard drive.


9 posted on 06/23/2008 9:28:27 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Free the Refineries! - H.R. 2279 Must Become Law!)
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To: caballota

What language are you using?


10 posted on 06/23/2008 9:29:25 AM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: caballota

11 posted on 06/23/2008 9:33:34 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: Loud Mime
There is also the possibility that you need to get an apeature flywheel gromus with a vacuum gasket added to your initializer for your hard drive.

Heresy! Any fool knows that using an apeature flywheel gromus is an antique notion that only noobs and harlots would try.

REAL grabups know that only by carefully frobnobizing your intializer with a norbus greem can you possibly convert the glibnits to cromnits and possible re-treadle the flayrods.

Sheesh.

12 posted on 06/23/2008 9:34:46 AM PDT by Knitebane (Happily Microsoft free since 1999.)
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To: caballota
You should try writing a turn page paper on it.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

13 posted on 06/23/2008 9:36:08 AM PDT by South Hawthorne (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: caballota

I smell ozone. Do you smell ozone?


14 posted on 06/23/2008 9:46:31 AM PDT by 300magnum (God grants liberty only to those who love it, and are always ready to guard and defend it. D.Webster)
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To: caballota

Check your beeber.


15 posted on 06/23/2008 9:47:47 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: caballota
i just try to log in to my firefox

This is, no doubt, a Log Cabin Republican who wants to do strange things with his log to a poor fox.

16 posted on 06/23/2008 9:49:15 AM PDT by CWWren (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress....but I repeat myself.)
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To: caballota
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON


17 posted on 06/23/2008 9:50:13 AM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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To: caver
I don’t know, but it looks like you lost your caps.

it's more than a cap problem.

Apologies to those who haven't had breakfast or lunch yet.

18 posted on 06/23/2008 9:53:10 AM PDT by library user
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To: caballota

IBTZ!

2Kewl2Bpa3ned! ;-)


19 posted on 06/23/2008 9:53:30 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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To: caballota

You have got to be kidding me.


20 posted on 06/23/2008 9:54:01 AM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: caballota
Try here.

http://www.learnenglish.de/

21 posted on 06/23/2008 9:54:20 AM PDT by Stentor (Obama supporters. Letting the little void do the thinking for the big void.)
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To: library user

Yuck!


22 posted on 06/23/2008 9:54:28 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: library user

Uuuuughhh. I was eating lunch.


23 posted on 06/23/2008 9:55:20 AM PDT by bamahead (Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
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To: Knitebane

What?!?

No mention of calibrating his flux capacitor to withstand the new bandwidth on the updated Firefox proxy upgrade?!?

Sheesh. No wonder poor thing lost his/her/its sense of the king’s English! ;-)


24 posted on 06/23/2008 9:55:44 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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To: caballota

format c:


25 posted on 06/23/2008 9:56:36 AM PDT by listenhillary (There's more people in the wagon, than there is pushin')
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To: caballota

Yeah, recycle to grade school...and this time, pay attention during English and Grammar!


26 posted on 06/23/2008 9:57:10 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("All gave some, and some gave all!")
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To: caballota

It sounds as though your gezactehagen is microspooling in the third quadrant. Try hitting this key sequence 3 times in this order - Shift + CTRL + L. Then try hitting this key sequence 3 times - ALT + 7 + Page Down. This should invoke the mediator logic and cause it to manipulate the fratistat so that you can opend firefox.


27 posted on 06/23/2008 9:58:06 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: caballota

LOL....that’s all I can say. ELL OH FRICKEN ELL

(and IBTZ).


28 posted on 06/23/2008 9:59:41 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: Knitebane; Loud Mime

Its the fetzer valve.


29 posted on 06/23/2008 10:01:26 AM PDT by Ghengis (Of course freedom is free. If it wasn't, it would be called expensivedom. ~Cindy Sheehan 11/11/06)
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To: caballota

30 posted on 06/23/2008 10:03:39 AM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." --- Edmund Burke)
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To: caballota

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

31 posted on 06/23/2008 10:04:02 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: Ghengis
It's the bypass line, right?


32 posted on 06/23/2008 10:08:27 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: caballota

I like beer cause it is good,
I drink beer because I should.
If there was a song to sing,
I sing it and beer you bring.
I drink beer when I am sad,
cause the beer it makes me glad.
Now there’s no more left to say,
so let’s go drink beer.

BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
... AND STUFF!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
BEER IS GOOD!
Let’s go drink some BEER!

When it’s warm it tastes real crappy,
but cold beer will make me happy.
When I fall down on the floor,
I get up and drink some more.
They say beer will make me dumb,
It are go good with pizza.
Now that we have drunk some beer,
let’s go drive a car.

BEER IS GOOD!


33 posted on 06/23/2008 10:13:46 AM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: GreenAccord

I swear that’s the first time I’ve ever had that happen. I shoulda known...I took the short way and didn’t store my own image on a hosting server, I took the shortcut and hot-linked to the image...lazy, lazy, lazy on my part.

I promise to do better.

(It wasn’t that funny anyway)


34 posted on 06/23/2008 10:14:39 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar!)
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To: Ghengis
Its the fetzer valve.

Precisely.

All he has to do is compile Emacs from source on his PDP-11 and hit the fetzer valve command, which if memory serves is Ctl-w-x-4-%-2-D-~-!-E-E-I-O.

Well, that and place a 3/4 ounce bar magnet on top of his hard drive with the north pole pointed at 34 degrees while humming the theme to "Brigadoon" and silently repeating the mantra "Tsk, tsk, it looks like rain."

It couldn't be simpler.

35 posted on 06/23/2008 10:16:47 AM PDT by Knitebane (Happily Microsoft free since 1999.)
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To: Knitebane

And the balloons! Don’t forget the 15 helium balloons!!

(But no mylar!! You know what mylar will do to the hard drive!!)


36 posted on 06/23/2008 10:22:18 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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To: caballota
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37 posted on 06/23/2008 11:01:56 AM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: caballota
You are going to need a whole new computer system.


38 posted on 06/23/2008 11:08:55 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: GreenAccord

Only on Eurpean models.


39 posted on 06/23/2008 11:10:22 AM PDT by Ghengis (Of course freedom is free. If it wasn't, it would be called expensivedom. ~Cindy Sheehan 11/11/06)
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To: caballota

40 posted on 06/23/2008 11:14:02 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: caballota

yes you bet i can hlp you are trying to log in 2 firefox thru yr cell phone try to use teh comupter its that big box with teh TV in front of it but u got to minimiz teh pr0n first glad i cld hlp


41 posted on 06/23/2008 11:38:34 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: caballota

The Longest Zot.


42 posted on 06/23/2008 1:12:57 PM PDT by TigersEye (Berlin 1936. Olympics for murdering regimes. Beijing 2008.)
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To: caballota

IBTZ!!!


43 posted on 06/23/2008 1:14:45 PM PDT by rottndog (Globull Warming "Science" = garbage in, gospel out.)
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To: caballota
Here's how you fix the problem. It's just between you and me, ok. Close your eyes, here it comes.

Photobucket

44 posted on 06/23/2008 2:36:09 PM PDT by processing please hold ( A gov. big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have)
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To: caballota; Darksheare; Old Sarge
Can you translate this?


45 posted on 06/23/2008 3:38:00 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104
"hello i just try to log in to my firefox and didn't have no results can u help me with that theres no way i can opend my firefox and before i could opend and now i can't is there any way u can help "

TRANSLATION:

"Troll-bait"

46 posted on 06/23/2008 4:16:32 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Knitebane; Loud Mime
There is also the possibility that you need to get an apeature flywheel gromus with a vacuum gasket added to your initializer for your hard drive.
Heresy! Any fool knows that using an apeature flywheel gromus is an antique notion that only noobs and harlots would try.
REAL grabups know that only by carefully frobnobizing your intializer with a norbus greem can you possibly convert the glibnits to cromnits and possible re-treadle the flayrods.

A norbus greem!? That's one of the exploits the anno domini bug uses most frequently; all the trade manuals have reported it.

And you can't properly perform initializer frobnobization without an upgraded nosticator, and where's the initializer then? Sometimes it's the tried-and-true flywheel that works when all else fails.

And, don't get me STARTED on glibnit-to-cromnit conversion ratios, you could always do it manually with a gromus adjudicator, in the old days!

47 posted on 06/23/2008 4:26:24 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Old Sarge; Knitebane; Loud Mime

Don’t forget the Garch settings on the Nofflestrontificator.


48 posted on 06/23/2008 5:17:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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To: Darksheare
The stuned beeber squad needs to investigate...


49 posted on 06/23/2008 5:22:37 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: darkwing104

The beeber operates through nofflestrontification effect and frabjoyery.


50 posted on 06/23/2008 5:25:30 PM PDT by Darksheare (Why do they call it Salad Dressing when clothes aren't in any way involved?)
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