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Watermelon May Have Viagra-Effect
Texas A&M ^ | June 30, 2008 | Rod Santa Ana

Posted on 06/30/2008 2:54:17 PM PDT by decimon

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To: decimon

Throw away your little blue pills and take some big green ones.


21 posted on 06/30/2008 3:14:43 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I still like the sound of it.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

No this is:Fla A&M rally tune;
Watermellon Watermellon Cadilac Car we aint as dumb as you think we be!


22 posted on 06/30/2008 3:16:19 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: decimon

Is that a watermelon in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


23 posted on 06/30/2008 3:17:13 PM PDT by hsrazorback1 (To get what you had, do what you did.)
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To: AZLiberty
Throw away your little blue pills and take some big green ones.

Did you know that vampires prefer Greenies? Now you know why.

24 posted on 06/30/2008 3:17:51 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

It also cleans your system out./Just Asking - seoul62......


25 posted on 06/30/2008 3:18:53 PM PDT by seoul62
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To: hsrazorback1

"My what nice melons you have!"

26 posted on 06/30/2008 3:19:24 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (McCain / Kerry '08! ************* McCain's Dream Ticket, only the names have been reversed)
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To: decimon

Momma always said that if I keep eating the seeds I’d end up with a watermelon in my belly. I guess she was more right then I gave her credit for....


27 posted on 06/30/2008 3:20:41 PM PDT by mad puppy (Never have I felt so politically radical and I swear I didn't move an inch.)
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To: decimon

Hear the one about the Aggie and the Watermelon? You see the Aggie heard that eating a watermelon would improve his love life . . .


28 posted on 06/30/2008 3:22:23 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (McCain is the best candidate of the Democrat party.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

That pic reminded me of a joke that had the punch line:
“Well it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon.” You no dat one?


29 posted on 06/30/2008 3:23:00 PM PDT by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: decimon

If you have priced a watermelon lately, Viagra may be cheaper.


30 posted on 06/30/2008 3:23:14 PM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: Lady Jag; devolve

Lol, you can have that slice. I’ll stick with the seedless ‘other end’!


31 posted on 06/30/2008 3:23:50 PM PDT by potlatch (MICHELLE OBAMA - The gift that just keeps on giving....!)
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To: AZLiberty

It’s hard to slip a watermelon into your wallet for emergency use on the night of a big date.


32 posted on 06/30/2008 3:24:11 PM PDT by Ronin (Is there some rule that says that when an evil man gets sick, we must pretend he was saint?)
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To: potlatch

The other end has more seeds.


33 posted on 06/30/2008 3:34:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag; martin_fierro; mikrofon
"Uppity" indeed.


34 posted on 06/30/2008 3:34:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Developing a sudden taste for watermelon)
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To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; MeekOneGOP; Grampa Dave





35 posted on 06/30/2008 3:44:47 PM PDT by devolve (- Danielle/Daniel Allen - brain-exempt androgynous Obama clone -)
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To: Lady Jag

You’re just saying that!!!!
Lol

Is anyone else having trouble with their ‘pager’ not sounding?? Maybe my java is messed up, don’t know.


36 posted on 06/30/2008 3:48:02 PM PDT by potlatch (MICHELLE OBAMA - The gift that just keeps on giving....!)
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To: devolve

LOL, pulling out the old ones!

Remember the “I was in the press pool” and ‘being all wet’ bit??
Long time ago.


37 posted on 06/30/2008 3:56:25 PM PDT by potlatch (MICHELLE OBAMA - The gift that just keeps on giving....!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; Lady Jag

Bump and Rind.

38 posted on 06/30/2008 3:56:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Yellow Flesh Watermelon Man)
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To: JRios1968

teehee e ee e


39 posted on 06/30/2008 4:03:48 PM PDT by dhot (Always do whatever's next. - George Carlin - RIP)
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To: SoldierDad
Hmmm. I guess it’s time to put the watermelon on my kitchen counter in the fridge.

Better ask your wife or SO first. Wouldn't want waste a good melon on a "headache". :)

40 posted on 06/30/2008 4:07:46 PM PDT by El Gato ("The Second Amendment is the RESET button of the United States Constitution." -- Doug McKay)
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