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1 posted on 07/03/2008 5:39:11 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

Melt the butter, I am coming over.


2 posted on 07/03/2008 5:40:15 AM PDT by mware
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I hope the fortunate diver was able to find an acquarium to sell it to before it died.

Such a catch would be worth quite a bit to a place like the English equivalent of Sea World.


4 posted on 07/03/2008 5:43:49 AM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Daffynition; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Gamecock; F15Eagle

“It had man hands!”


9 posted on 07/03/2008 5:46:19 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Daffynition

Fried or steamed?


11 posted on 07/03/2008 5:50:35 AM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch (My new favorite quote "You can't organize clutter.")
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To: Daffynition
Monster crab with claws the size of a man's hand captured off the British coast

I thought crab fishermen caught crabs, instead of capturing them like a human. They also sell them for eating, not give them away to museums or aquariums.

15 posted on 07/03/2008 5:57:42 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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“Unfortunately, Mr Worsley’s crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it.”

Hilarious.


20 posted on 07/03/2008 6:02:13 AM PDT by villagerjoel (Unfortunately, Mr Worsley's crab will not be displayed in any museum. A friend has eaten it.)
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I’ll bet at that size and age it didn’t taste all that good. I’d rather have kept it and bred it so we had lots of other giant delicious young crabs, rather than killed it.


21 posted on 07/03/2008 6:07:00 AM PDT by ottbmare
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I’m not swimming on that beach. Yikes.


23 posted on 07/03/2008 6:10:51 AM PDT by DemonDeac
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A fun place to eat in Myrtle Beach. The Giant Crab.

24 posted on 07/03/2008 6:12:06 AM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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To: Daffynition

Mr. Worsley looks darn tastey too.


26 posted on 07/03/2008 6:19:38 AM PDT by SouthDixie (We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
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31 posted on 07/03/2008 6:27:50 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Gov. Granholm=Garbage)
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39 posted on 07/03/2008 7:14:24 AM PDT by Siberian-psycho (An oppressed class which did not try to possess arms, would deserve to be treated as slaves." Lenin)
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Democrats today released a statement decrying the unfairness of some crabs getting so large while millions of smaller crabs are stuck in an environment of diminishing resources. Big Crab is taking more than it's fair share and must be taxed at a higher rate to ensure fair distribution of crab food sources. Alternatively the crab can buy crab food credits from Al Gore. No longer can Big Crab be allowed to contribute to Global Warming with no balancing mechanisms in place, said Gore. Thousands of scientists have concurred that crab caused global warming(called crabal warming) will wipe out the world by 2025 unless these scientists receive millions of dollars in grants immediately. Asked for comment on this crisis, a crabal warming denier said, pass the butter.
40 posted on 07/03/2008 7:15:32 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Daffynition
Two words...


44 posted on 07/03/2008 7:45:26 AM PDT by Hatteras
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Put this bad boy in a museum or aquarium. It’d be cool to just see this thing alive.


49 posted on 07/03/2008 9:11:01 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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