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Audio of the day: Dimitri the Stud (you will laugh yourselves silly over this!)
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Posted on 07/04/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD
This audio was played this morning on WMAL's "Grandy & Andy Morning Show" and I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. You will totally enjoy this. Here's the YouTube blurb:
"This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him. Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.
Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dimitri; dimitrithestud; dmitri; easterneuropeanjerk; greek; humor; loser; olga; relationships; sanfrancisco; sorryloser; weird
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Oh Lawdy.... what a loser....
Typical Eastern European guy with an attitude holier-than-thou who thinks that women should bow down to him.... move to Saudi Arabia if you want women like that, Dimitri!
To: martin_fierro; lainie; OCC
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:21:19 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: jellybean; sully777; RebelTex; Clint N. Suhks
Hysterical audio/video...
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:25:05 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
He’s scary and NOT “psychologically normal”
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:26:21 AM PDT
by
socialismisinsidious
( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:28:09 AM PDT
by
SouthDixie
(We are but angels with one wing, it takes two to fly.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Poor Dimitri. Absolutely no self esteem.................
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posted on
07/04/2008 6:34:32 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
("The beauty of the Second Amendment is you won't need it until they try to take it away"--Jefferson)
To: Cagey; Froufrou; Larry Lucido; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; DaveLoneRanger; Northern Yankee; ...
I got the biggest kick out of this.
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:02:51 AM PDT
by
DeLaine
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:05:13 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
I heard this also. Andy and Bryan were cracking up! Andy said it best, more than once:
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:10:01 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
To: DeLaine
I LOVED THIS...Was this a real guy who called Olga..or is this a skit on you tube?
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
"I'm
completely single ..."
Hmmm, I wonder why?
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 7:43:36 AM PDT
by
Snurple
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Dimitri the lover.
“I get women who approach me, 6, 7 times a day” Yeah? Do ya Jackass? Then why are you stalking this woman?
I’ve seen his picture...middle aged greek looking tool.
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posted on
07/04/2008 8:05:54 AM PDT
by
Malsua
To: Recovering Ex-hippie
No, it’s real, isn’t that sad?! And they say Americans are ugly. ugh.
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posted on
07/04/2008 9:10:18 AM PDT
by
DeLaine
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
To: RedWhiteBlue
If he were truly a catch he would have already been caught. What a loser.
Dimitri a legend in his own mind.
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posted on
07/04/2008 9:33:49 AM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: kalee
I’m inspired. Think I’ll name my next dog Dimitri.
After neutering him.
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posted on
07/04/2008 10:48:50 AM PDT
by
DPMD
(~)
To: Malsua
Post his pic or the link!
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posted on
07/04/2008 10:56:42 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:01:02 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
("Hubris" is a Greek word)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
ROFL....what an arrogant loser!
Maybe Olga should keep his phone number in case she gets the urge to write a "for a good time, call...." message on a restroom wall.
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:07:09 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: al baby; Auntbee; BJClinton; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; exile; Feiny; Finger Monkey; Fintan; ...
"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!
List of Ping Lists
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:11:03 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: EveningStar
Ahhh.... the art of courtship....L0L
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:15:31 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Ahhh.... the art of courtship....L0L The art of courtship coming from a Eastern European arrogant and narcissistic (sp?) goofball is quite different from the way Anglos court their women. I'm Puerto Rican, and I must say that American guys are quite gentle and cool, with lots of sense of humor and very thick-skinned. Not to mention laid back and respectful to women (most of them). I like that in a man.
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:40:00 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: Allegra
Olga is probably laughing herself silly at all of this. I’m glad that Dimitri’s voice-mail audio was posted for the whole world to hear.
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:41:15 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Cool? Thick skinned? L0L
Youve obiously never been a teenage boy who put aqua velva on yer gotchies preparing for a date...
Aieeeee! ;)
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:44:35 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Well, yes, when I say “thick-skinned”, I mean that American guys are not easily offended. They have a sense of humor.
Unlike this Dimitri person.
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:54:02 AM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Some people are beyond help
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posted on
07/04/2008 11:58:05 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: martin_fierro
Your tagline is very fitting for this subject.
And where *DID* you get the graphic?
Cheers!
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posted on
07/04/2008 12:08:01 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Allegra
Hey you! Hows your summer?
Anything doin for the 4th there?
Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.
Did you hear? in the news? Watermelon is the new viagra! L0L
Have a good 4th will ya?
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posted on
07/04/2008 12:22:52 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Did you hear? in the news? Watermelon is the new viagra! L0L *Questioning why my husband just bought an entire watermelon, knowing full well that he doesn't like to eat them. Hmmmmm.....*
(Yes, I know that I'm leaving myself 'wide open' for a joke in there somewhere....)
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posted on
07/04/2008 12:46:24 PM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Awwww jeeez.... ;)
Are you trying to get me kicked off FR?
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posted on
07/04/2008 12:48:52 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
Post his pic or the link! cheers! here's the tool
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posted on
07/04/2008 12:56:46 PM PDT
by
Malsua
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
I loved seeing Anton Chugar the homicidal killer in the movie No Country For Old Men.
That’s when I sprayed my keyboard.
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:06:47 PM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: Malsua
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice hair, though....
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:12:32 PM PDT
by
SilvieWaldorfMD
(Airlines can take their $15-per-checked-bag surcharge and shove it!)
To: mylife; humblegunner
Hey you! Hows your summer?Summer's great - almost over for me, though. I go back "over there" to work next week. How's yours going?
Anything doin for the 4th there?
We're going to humblegunner's to blow stuff up tomorrow! This evening, I'm watching some city fireworks with friends and seeing a local classic rock band. This is my first Fourth in the US since 2003. Wheeeee!
Everyone is BBQin and eatin watermelon here.
Sounds great! Don't let that watermelon get you all hot and bothered, now. ;-)
Have a good 4th will ya?
Same to you, FRiend!
Courtesy ping to humblegunner since he is mentioned.
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:25:20 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: Allegra; humblegunner
Well! I'm glad yer still in town! I knew you was takin extended Vacation but I just kinda thought you were back over there by now.
Its good weather here in Tx now aint it? 92 here and breezy
Man, I wanna go to the humble BBQ Blast! L0L shootin and scootin! and maybe some beer and BBQ on the side
Dont sweat the melons, ya dont need them to get riled up L0L
Have fun Yall!
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:34:54 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Allegra; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?"
Backbop
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:43:30 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Man, I wanna go to the humble BBQ Blast! I guess we'll just have to video some high points for you then!
Assuming there are high points...
To: humblegunner
Lol!!!
Somethins bound to happen!
Have fun
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:52:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?" The new group is called "Eaker and the Biting Dogs." They ROCK!
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: mylife; Eaker
Who ya gonna see? "Eaker'n the wild cats?" The new group is called "Eaker and the Biting Dogs." They ROCK!
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posted on
07/04/2008 1:55:24 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
416?
That is the area code for Toronto!
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:18:34 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: martin_fierro; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
LOLOL!
Thanks for the ping, Ping!
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:20:44 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
To: Allegra
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:20:46 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Backbop Hey, that's GOOD! Who is that?
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:27:34 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(If you lived here, you'd be home by now.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD
This is a man that will grow old and die, alone.
To: fanfan
Oh, Girl....
That was the most pathetic “I’m too sexy for my shirt” routine I’ve ever heard! If some guy called and left a message like that on my voice mail, I’d have to call him and tell him where I painted his phone number and how big it is, just so he would know how really “in demand” he is.
I’m sorry...I’ve seen too many of those guys. They aren’t funny. They’re arrogant and ugly. And I’m darned if I would ever “settle” for someone like him! LOL!
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:37:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.)
To: SilvieWaldorfMD; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This guy is about as suave as Don Knotts.
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posted on
07/04/2008 2:41:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
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