Patches (Chick) arrested, police say her scent made men pass out

WAFB Channel 9 ^ | 7/11/08 | staff

[pissant]

HOUMA, LA (WAFB) - Houma police officers and Terrebonne Parish sheriff's deputies say an attractive woman named Patches has been arrested after her "calogne samples" made at least two men pass out. One of the incidents prompted a statewide alert to Louisiana law enforcement agencies.

The first complaint happened in early June. Police say an 18-year-old man says he was leaving a Houma restaurant at lunchtime when he was approached by a woman who said she was selling cologne.

Police say the woman asked the victim is he was interested in buying some cologne she was selling. "The suspect produced a sample of the cologne, waived it under the victim's nose, then produced a clear bottle of another sample, sprayed it on a sheet of paper then waived the paper in the victim's face causing him to smell it," said sheriff's spokesman Todd Duplantis.

The woman then left the area with three "large black male subjects," Duplantis said. The victim returned to work, where he passed out, investigators said. His symptoms included dizziness, shortness of breath, and numbness in his extremities.

The second incident was reported on July 9th. Houma police say a woman was trying to sell cologne at a business on Martin Luther King Boulevard. She allegedly sprayed another person with a substance and that victim was feeling ill.

The next day, detectives arrested 23-yaer-old Patches Wegmann of Harvey. "During the interview, she admitted to the crime which occurred on June 9," Duplantis said. Patches Wegmann was charged with second-degree battery and unlawful solicitation. She was booked into the Terrebonne Parish Jail.

Detectives did not disclose a possible motive in the case.

[pissant]

Patches

[Redcloak]

Not guilty.

[FrPR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4KjO6gx65w

[gate2wire]

Love that old song.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Gotta watch out for those Cajuns.

They're in the same class as Gypsies and Travelers.

[Rick.Donaldson]

Terrorism test run? What’s the chemical they are ‘testing’ on people? Why? Were they trying to rob someone? Perhaps the test didn’t go well...

Curious.

[ropin71]

That some killer P yo!

[BibChr]

Patches? PATCHES? We don't need no STINKING PATCHES!

[Hatteras]

I knew a Patches. She was from Natchez. No, seriesly.

But, I’m going to hafta go with an “innocent” on this one. She’s got potential. Gotta love a girl who enjoys a good mug shot.

[r9etb]

LOL! Perfect!

[BibChr]

< bows >

[thepatriot1]

Did someone say Patches?

[mnehring]

This happened at a church near here a few years ago. Some ‘faith healer’ was arrested for putting some sort of chemical on his handkerchief to make people dizzy.

[tumblindice]

“made at least two men pass out”

colon samples? I’d pass out too.

[bamahead]

Patches...

[b4its2late]

I’m dependin’ on ya..............

[Hatteras]

[gate2wire]

“Houma police say a woman was trying to sell cologne at a business on Martin Luther King Boulevard.”

No matter what city you’re in, nothing good ever happens on MLK Boulevard.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Yeah, cologne...that was it. That's what made me pass out."

[Hatteras]

[AmericaUnited]

The woman then left the area with three "large black male subjects,"

They guy thugs follow the mark till he passes out and then go through his pockets.

[Hatteras]

[Hatteras]

[Hatteras]

Think, think, think....

[PowderMonkey]

Not funny. Not funny at all. “Patches” should receive .45 attitude adjustment cerebrally injected. Her victims were probably being hit with Ketamine powder. It's a popular tool of street robbers in Latin American. Bogota’, Colombia was recently the epicenter. A buddy of mine was hit while riding a crowded bus there. Some sweet looking girl approached him on the bus, and while smiling sweetly she raised her upturned hand in his face. All he remembers is her forcefully blowing some powder in his face from a folded sheet of paper in her hand. Then the lights going out. He was found wandering the streets several hours later picked clean of his wallet and all possessions. That was several years ago. The Katina caused nerve damage which still afflicts him to this day. Higher doses produce an effect referred to as “K-Hole,” an “out of body,” or “near-death” experience. Due to its dissociative effect, it is reportedly used as a date-rape drug too. Bad stuff. Patches and all predators like her should be shot on sight.

[Veto!]

Actually, many materials that were used in perfumes for years have been outlawed because some people are allergic. The EU is a real pest about this, requiring some truly great perfumes to change their formulas, and not for the best, unfortunately.

The ultimate perfume story, imo, is told in a movie called Perfume. I loved this movie, it’s gorgeous and also hideous, and quite unexpected. Based on the novel, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, it’s truly macabre. Check it out at:

http://www.perfumemovie.com/

[LongTimeMILurker]

Clarence Carter or Dickey Lee? Two completely different songs. Dickey Lee’s Patches was found “floating face down in that dirty old river, that flows by the coal yards in old shanty town.” Anybody got a tissue?

[gate2wire]

“Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Oh ****.”

[TexasCajun]

Have you gotten an email chain letter warning about this type of thing.

I think there is even something on Snoops.com.

Well, this sounds real enough.

[TexasCajun]

Gotta watch out for those Cajuns.
They're in the same class as Gypsies and Travelers.

Is that suppose to be a joke or funny?

[willgolfforfood]

This story doesn’t pass the smell test.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Is that suppose to be a joke or funny?

No.

It's the voice of experience.

[TexasCajun]

Snopes.com will have to update this to TRUE:

Ether filled perfume bottles...

[Charles Henrickson]

her scent made men pass out

[TexasCajun]

Your an idiot and moron if you judge all Cajuns to be Gypsy-like.

I thought you were smarter and above that type of crap, but you have proven otherwise.

I've read your post in the past and up until today I respected your opinions.

[TexasCajun]

No excuse for your all-inclusive comment !!

[oh8eleven]

She's not even close to ...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

You seem pretty mean to me, too.

How many times have you been divorced?

[Dionysius]

In a St. Louis suburban town there is a MLK running north and south and another MLK running east and west. Yes, there is an intersection of MLK and MLK. It’s known as King’s Crossing and it is not the safest or hositable place on earth.

[TexasCajun]

Your comment was out of line, you needed spanking.

You were warned about New Orleans before you went and you still got ripped off by what you ASSUMED was a Cajun girl?

...and then want to call all Cajuns Gypsies?

I be representing, don't make me call the rest of the Purple & Gold Freepers or you'll get more than my little reprimand.

If you want to apologize for calling all Cajuns Gypsies, I'll accept and we can go on our merry way.

[Melpomene]

If you met a "Cajun" in New Orleans, you met a liar who thought (correctly) she could play on your tourist's knowledge of the state. There are no real Cajuns in New Orleans.

And mais cher, I know what I'm talkin bout.

[Joe 6-pack]

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Wasn't New Orleans.

And she had pet alligator.

I have the scars to show for it.

[windcliff]

I read the book and it was excellent.

[spotbust1]

Hey, I resemble that remark.;-)

[spotbust1]

Is there really a purple and gold FReeper ping list? If so, put me on.

[bamahead]

batches?

Whoa am I slow today!

[The Cajun]

Sounds like that Missouri boy, E. Plurs, knows all there is to know about Cajuns. Got us all figured out, he does;-)