Posted on 07/16/2008 7:29:50 PM PDT by Mojave
Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn.
Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him.
Obama is so pretty that his anti-matter version is James Carville.
Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car.
Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit.
Obama is so pretty that he gives Edwin Edwards makeup tips.
Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka.
(Excerpt) Read more at barackobamajokes.googlepages.com ...
This is what I did yesterday. I don't have tomorrow planned yet............. Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
Obama is so pretty but Curious George is cuter !!!!!!!
Obama is so pretty John Edwards only got “Ms. Congeniality.”
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Obama is so pretty... the wife wears the pants in the house.
Muhammad: "HEY! That's MY schtick!... My face is so pretty, you don't see a scar, which proves I'm the king of the ring by far. I'm so pretty I even smell pretty."
Time was the Media used RED to denote Democrat victories. Then the color codes were changed a few elections ago and now the media calls Democrat strongholds “Blue States”.
Never refered to the poltics of a region when Red might have gotten the Democrats branded by the color of Communists. And low and behold they have been nominating Communists and Communist sympathizers (like Kerry) ever since.
LOL! Marilyn meets madrasas.
Thanks. It’s on the front page now.
George Soros?
Obama is so pretty he didn’t even have to neck with Soros on the first date.
Whoa! You can almost see his thong!
Heck, Obama is so pretty his wife carried him over the threshold.
But funny anyway =)
Obama is so pretty that if the two of them got married his name would be changed to Barack Hussein Obama Ali.
Rumble, young man, rumble!
No, just recycled. Like Obama’s campaign speeches.
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