Miley Cyrus Wants to Do 'Cleaner' 'Sex and the City'

FNC ^ | Wednesday, July 16, 2008

[Perdogg]

Miley Cyrus wants to do a "younger, cleaner version of 'Sex and the City,'" the 15-year-old superstar told TV Guide.

Cyrus previously told Vanity Fair that the HBO series is her favorite show. She later issued a statement clarifying that she only watches the edited, TBS version.

But while she may like "Sex and the City," she won't be having sex anytime soon.

[Perdogg]

This is what your kids are listening to.

[Perdogg]

Billy Ray has his hands full.

[sarasota]

I’m sure he has no idea. A bit of good news is that neither Bill nor his wife drink at all. They converted the wine cellar into a place for his guitars.

[romanesq]

Guess Billy forgot to put the parental bloc on HBO. Too late.

Someone should tell the little girl that there is no market for cleaned up versions of slutdom on TV.

That show to me represented everything that is wrong with women in this country. I wish Sarah Parker Broderick would blow away to an overcrowded Asian city and stay there.

Her and her ridiculous outfits that always looked retarded but you couldn’t escape because her PR people had them in the NY Post every damn week.

[VaRepublican]

Awwwww jeeeeees, another Kelly rippa or whatever her name is.

[Petronski]

Miley Cyrus Wants to Do 'Cleaner' 'Sex and the City'

At least 2% cleaner.

[WOSG]

Not my kids. We do our best to keep them away from
bad television. that means Nick or Disney or anything PG-14 or worse is out. That’s most of what’s one (sigh).

The celebrity culture is something all good citizens should ... yawn and turn it off.

Don’t people realize its a tiresome self-feeding frenzy of navel-gazing junior-high level stupidity of no importance whatsoever?

[andy58-in-nh]

Pettin’ in the Country.

[WOSG]

“Guess Billy forgot to put the parental bloc on HBO. Too late.”

S&TC is on TBS now. The cancer is spreading.

[kbennkc]

This child should be seized by Child Protective Seizures .

[misterrob]

Hey, Kelly Ripa is smoking hot, been married forever and has kids that she is home for at night.

[MEGoody]

Me thinks little Miley is not the clean, upright girl she has pretended to be.

[ikka]

I wish Sarah Parker Broderick would blow away to an overcrowded Asian city and stay there.

What did Asia ever do to you? How about we compromise on Zimbabwe, nice tropical country that.

[lainie]

Brett Ratner, the liberal democrat fundraising uber-friend of Bill & Hill, has come out saying that Miley is just like Madonna. He directed both at separate times for music videos, and reports that Miley is such a pro, she can 'turn it on in an instant.'

Not exactly who I'd choose for my daughters to emulate, but you go Billy Ray.

[Celerity]

Has anyone seen the latest little pictures from her, that I guess she shared on myspace or wherever ?

She’s not a goody-goody.

[Sue Perkick]

Like this one?

[Hemorrhage]

I am ashamed to say, I watched a few episodes of S&TC while on a business trip where my hotel TV only got about a dozen channels ... it came on in between Raymond and Seinfeld, and I was too lazy to change the channel.

Nonetheless, I cannot imagine a redeeming quality of this show without nudity. The nudity was probably the only thing worth seeing ... and, even then, you were only about 50/50. There wasn’t one single likable character in the whole blasted show ... the redhead was obnoxious, the main character was annoying and whiny, the especially slutty one (as distinguished from the other three who were only mildly slutty by comparison) was irritating and looked like an old catcher’s mitt. I guess the brunette wasn’t altogether repulsive, so long as the mute button on your remote works.

I cannot figure why anyone would want to replicate that show.

H

[ktscarlett66]

Quite honestly, you don’t have to watch SATC to know what it’s about. I’ve never watched it, not so much as a partial episode and yet I know the character’s names, the nicknames for the different boyfriends, careers, clothes etc. That all came from reading.

[jagusafr]

I saw part of one show, when the characters were discussing the concept of a “f*ck buddy” - some friend of the opposite sex with whom you have sex between serious relationships. I was stunned. As one FReeper posts, “Damn - just damn”.

[stravinskyrules]

Kelly Ripa is an is an ex-porn actress.

She should be disqualified for respect by any self respecting Freeper. (A personally don't care, but of those who care about this stuff should despise her).

[Daffynition]

Are we talking about the same Saint Miley C?

[Sue Perkick]

LOL!

[lesser_satan]

“Friends with benefits” is another term for it. I’ve had a couple of those. The friendship part doesn’t usually last very long after you’ve slept together and one of you starts dating somebody else.

[Oztrich Boy]

Because that always works so well

[kbennkc]

Because that always works so well

Right you are . There is no situation so disastrous that it can not be made worse by government involvement .

[Daffynition]

What's wrong with her clothes? ;-D

[Oztrich Boy]

Kelly Ripa is an is an ex-porn actress.

Que?

[FrustratedGOPmember]

I like watching HALLMARK CHANNEL, some nice shows on it. (Walton’s, 7th Heaven, Walker Texas Ranger)

[HIDEK6]

Are you speaking of Billy Ray Cypress?

(Peter Jennings called him that back when Achy Breaky Heart was popular.)

[Perdogg]

Kristin Davis and Kim Catrell are nice looking, SJ Paker and Cynthia Nixon should be models of celibacy.

[stravinskyrules]

Que?

Ja.

[Perdogg]

She was soap opera actress.

[Hemorrhage]

I could do without Cattrall — but I suppose it could be the fact that her character was pretty ... uh ... broken in.

H

[PLMerite]

“I’m sure he has no idea. A bit of good news is that neither Bill nor his wife drink at all. They converted the wine cellar into a place for his guitars.”

I was afraid that sentence was going to end “...converted the wine cellar into a meth lab.”

I got $5 that says Miley ends up on the Jamie Lynn Spears circuit.

[devistate one four]

More “Skanks in the city?”. Why do women want to be skanks?

[misterrob]

She was a soap opera actress starting back in 1990 who has been married for the past 13 years.

You have any proof to offer in your assertions?

[Perdogg]

Not this Kelly Ripa

[Ignatz]

I thought her “Hannah Montanna” show already IS a younger, cleaner version of “Sex and the City”.

[Hemorrhage]

>> Kelly Ripa is an is an ex-porn actress

I don’t think Kelly Ripa is an ex-porn actress.

H

[TightyRighty]

Billy Ray has bigger problems than just Miley......... I bring you:

Trace Cyrus

[Perdogg]

Oh my lord, a Marylin Manson apprentice.

[A knight without armor]

“Quite honestly, you don’t have to watch SATC to know what it’s about. I’ve never watched it, not so much as a partial episode and yet I know the character’s names, the nicknames for the different boyfriends, careers, clothes etc. That all came from reading.”

I'm like that with by far most of entertainment. A lot of people read a whole lot more than they watch.

[Tax-chick]

I did not need to see that picture. EEEEEW.

[misterrob]

She is one of the top ten MILFs around.

[proud2beconservativeinNJ]

Reminds me of Britney’s multiple efforts emphasizing she was a virgin while she did her soft porn striptease music videos and photo ops.

[LongElegantLegs]

That’s no Mansonite, he’s just a lil’ emo kid...They’re harmless.

[billygoatgruff]

Uh oh! Looks too much like Val Kilmer in that photo.

Maybe Billy ought to do a DNA check.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Supposedly the TBS version was cleaned up. I don’t know, never watched the show. But, as far as influencing young people, what exactly is anyone supposed to think about a show with the name “Sex and the City”. The title right there tells a story. There’s no way a show called “Sex and the City” would have been allowed 20 years ago.

[diamond6]

I’m pretty strict with my kids re the t.v., I find nothing wrong with some of the Disney and Nick Jr. Cartoons, although Spongebob is absolutely forbidden in our house.