Caption John Edwards on his "New Energy" tour

[Lucky9teen]

John Edwards shakes hands with supporters in Anamosa, Iowa on July 14 following his announcement of a proposed Presidential initiative to ensure all Americans share in the benefits of the new energy economy. Edwards supporters gathered at the Lawrence Community Center to hear his plan to invest in a new energy future, which is projected to create over a million jobs economy-wide. Dubbed the Green Collar Jobs training plan, it will offer job training and placement for up to 150,000 workers a year.

[Lucky9teen]

Edwards to lady: "Give it to me....give me the candy bar....you've had enough...."

[Lucky9teen]

LUCKY19'S CAPTION THIS PING

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

CAPTION TIME! (I’ll be back shortly.)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Please add me to your happenin’ PING list. Thanks.

[Coffee200am]

Not to trying to go off topic...but how is his wife doing?

[avacado]

"Good afternoon... I traveled here today burning energy
to tell all of you to not burn energy. And on a personal note,
do these jeans make my ass look flat?"

[avacado]

"Ta-Da! I'm still your girl!"

[KarlInOhio]

I want one of you to come up here and pull my finger.

Whoa! Cleared out a ten foot radius. That was a good one.

[ryan71]

Zohan made him “silky smooth”.

[definitelynotaliberal]

Very nice ;-)

Ping

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

He's one hell of a woman
Young and strong and tan
Oh, when he loves me
He makes me fell like a hell of a...

Uh, never mind.

[Lucky9teen]

You’re ON!! ;)

[Arrowhead1952]

Silky Pony to lady: "What do you mean my hair is messed up?"

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And what’s this Presidential Initiative he’s touting? Is he under the delusion that he’s still running?

Thanks for putting me on (so to speak).

[ozzymandus]

Here’s my new scam, y’all, don’t tell the IRS.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

"When I become President¹, you shall be forced to become a bulimic in six easy lessons."

¹Why else would he have a Presidential Initiative. The man is obviously delusional, but at least he can fall back on being pretty.

[isthisnickcool]

Edwards: My wife is dying? Really? Are you sure?

I thought I heard something about that. Yea. I seem to remember that. Well, off to the next speech. Bye!

[gimme1ibertee]

LOLOL!!!

[gimme1ibertee]

LOLOL!!! Better his a$$ than his hair!!!

[reagan_fanatic]

"What the f--- - you mean to tell me, you've never had caviar with pheasant under glass!!??"

[reagan_fanatic]

"Listen lady - I'll call the lunch wagon right order and pay for anything your fat little heart desires if you'll just *OUCH* stop trying to eat my hand!!"

[Old Sarge]

"Yeah, she's cute, but not as cute as ME..."

"What? You think you're as cute as ME? Getoutahere..."

"Okay, I admit the brunette's cute, but ya gotta accept she's not as cute as ME..."

"Face it, folks, here's a whole room full of people who aren't as cute as ME..."

"Uh, wait, hold it right there - that brunette's stil here, and she's cute - get her off-camera!"

"Ah, that's much better, we're out in the sun, everyone's sweaty, so no one here's as cute as ME!"

[weegee]

John Edwards shakes hands with supporters in Anamosa, Iowa on July 14 following his announcement of a proposed Presidential initiative to ensure all Americans share in the benefits of the new energy economy.

He's no longer even running for President. How is he making Presidential initiative proposal announcements?

[weegee]

"How many of y'all liked Three's Company?? Which did you prefer, the Roper or Furley years???"

[weegee]

She served his campaign well.

[weegee]

John Edwards == Al Gore Junior on Jenny Craig

[redstates4ever]

He's dressing down to go slumming again, I see.

What a transparent phoney.