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Caption Al Gore
Posted on 07/17/2008 11:29:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Former U.S. presidential candidate Al Gore delivers a speech on America's future energy needs in Washington July 17, 2008.

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: algore; blowhard; caption; globalwarmingscare; gorism; grifter; manbearpig

: I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking, of course, about Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the Earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well , I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly existsI'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you. And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, "Thank you Al Goreyou're super awesome!" The end.
To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; arbooz; Aria; avacado; Bahbah; ...

I'm here to pimp...er...uh...I mean....pump...you up about new energy....
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:30:58 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(We dont have 2 go 2 a madhouse 2 find disordered minds; earth is the mental institution of theworld)
To: Lucky9teen
"Ich Bin Ein Elm"
Gore and his Brown (nee; green, or ecru) shirts will soon be on the march.
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:31:44 AM PDT
by
keithtoo
(Why aren't the Republicans running a presidential candidate this year?)
To: Lucky9teen
LOL. He’s working on the clinton lip thing. Keep practicing big al, keep practicing.
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:32:24 AM PDT
by
stevio
(Crunchy Con - God, guns, guts, and organically grown crunchy nuts.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:35:19 AM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(OBAMA IS AN ARAB! _NEENER_NEENER!)
To: Lucky9teen

"Does this ginormous abdomen make me look fat?"
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:37:11 AM PDT
by
xDGx
To: Lucky9teen

"Please to meet you, my adoring peon. How does my Jon Stewart imitation look?
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:39:14 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
How do I add the image tags on FR? I have never figured it out on this danged board. It's not
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inserted and then is it? Then I'll be able to add a caption.
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:39:33 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: Lucky9teen

"Thank you all for coming, and may the Polar Bear be with you!"
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:40:52 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: fightinbluhen51
Maybe I figured it out
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http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080717/i/r3483278015.jpg?x=400&y=303&sig=B2jysYprkBoi2_aVHuNV3w-- THEY WILL BUY MY POWER, and I will take their money, YAY, wait, what's that? DAMNIT, who keeps polling the American people and telling them the majority doesn't buy my plan!!!
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:41:22 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: Lucky9teen

"And this here is my Angry Bill Clinton imitation."
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:42:00 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: fightinbluhen51
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:42:03 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: fightinbluhen51
Right click on the image and choose "properties" then copy the image location... Then come back here, and paste the image location in between < img src" and " > without any of the spaces
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:42:08 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(We dont have 2 go 2 a madhouse 2 find disordered minds; earth is the mental institution of theworld)
To: Lucky9teen

"Oh Great Gaia! How we worship you! Sieg Heil! Seig Heil!"
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:43:18 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: Lucky9teen
Well, one good thing can be said for Dumboears Obama. Obama makes Al Bore look semi-intelligent compared to the empty-suited Flip-flopping, AntiAmerican, Stealth Muslim HUSSEIN!
Outside of that, Gore is a dimwitted Idiot. Thank GOD, America that he lost Fair and Square in 2000!
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:43:32 AM PDT
by
NOBAMA in 08
(An Empty Suited Opportunist with No Redeeming Value!)
To: Lucky9teen

"I don't get no respect!"
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:44:24 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(Vote for Obama? No thanks, I already have a messiah.)
To: Lucky9teen
You mean like such... I hope that works. I'm so used to vBulletin and it's true HTML tags.
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:44:35 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: fightinbluhen51
Type:
<IMG SRC="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080717/i/r3483278015.jpg?x=400&y=303&sig=B2jysYprkBoi2_aVHuNV3w--">
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:44:50 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
To: fightinbluhen51
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:45:07 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
THANK YOU!! I hope that works. Thanks FREEPERS!
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:46:20 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: keithtoo
Albert Gore says:
“Ich bin ein Dumbkopf!”
For once, Albert is right!
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:46:24 AM PDT
by
NOBAMA in 08
(An Empty Suited Opportunist with No Redeeming Value!)
To: fightinbluhen51
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:46:46 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: Lucky9teen
"Who the frik' just yelled 'the Earth is cooling!'"
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:49:59 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: fightinbluhen51

I'm mad as hell that the EPA hasn't regulated Carbon yet, and I'm not going to take it any more.
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:52:50 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
To: fightinbluhen51
Don't give up, brother...(sister?)
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:55:22 AM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: Lucky9teen

The environmental community frowns upon your shenanigans.

“The conservatives told me what to go do to myself, so I did. Unnngh!”
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posted on
07/17/2008 11:59:23 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Lucky9teen

"Oh-oh...I think I just soiled myself...it's Bush's fault."
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:00:00 PM PDT
by
arbooz
("Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man." H.L.Mencken)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:00:01 PM PDT
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote.)
To: Lucky9teen

See, this is how you crush dissent.
To: Lucky9teen
"Did I leave the iron on? Ah, who cares!?"
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:02:59 PM PDT
by
thefactor
(the innocent shall not suffer nor the guilty go free...)
To: Lucky9teen
Somebody mentioned on here last week that he’s lost weight and might be bucking for the VP spot. Whoever it was is right. He HAS lost some weight. Could afford to lose some more, too.
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:04:02 PM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(0bambi: the audacity of hype)
To: Lucky9teen

“Thank you. David Brock will now light on my fist.”
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:04:29 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Lucky9teen

Aren't these flags supposed to be red with little hammer and sickles?
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:21:16 PM PDT
by
Tzimisce
(How Would Mohammed Vote? Obama for President!)
To: workerbee
When Al Gore Dies of Old age.......
I am going to take a nice drive through the Redwood forest
stop and piss against the first one I come to.
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:34:54 PM PDT
by
LtKerst
(Lt Kerst)
To: Lucky9teen
NoNoNo....the fist pumping one is “I’m Michelle Obama and darn proud of it!”
To: Lucky9teen
What a self-proclaimed expert gas-bag.
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posted on
07/17/2008 12:47:32 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Barack Hussein Obama=Jimmy Carter Part Douche)
To: TheWasteLand
Michelle Obama is my hero!
To: Lucky9teen
He is openly out to destroy America — why pose in front of a row of our flags?
To: Lucky9teen
"It's called an Acme 3000 super high voltage joy buzzer, pal. And I use it anytime some stiff questions my questionable credentials on Global Warming."
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posted on
07/17/2008 1:15:21 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(I zot, therefore I am.)
To: Lucky9teen
I am not a Leftee, I am not a Rightee, I am a WEnee
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posted on
07/17/2008 3:01:14 PM PDT
by
Radix
(Think it is bad now? Wait until you have to press "2" for English!)
To: fightinbluhen51

Right click on the picture. A window comes up find properties click on it. When the window comes up copy the address. Then note the Dimensions. The first number is the width the second number is the height. Then do this.
< img width=399 src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080717/i/r1038307296.jpg?x=400&y=263&sig=TFRgELFLGDi4jN76YzJilg--"height=263>
Only don't have a space between the < img like I do. I only do that to make this show up instead of the picture. Once again.
< img width=399 src="ADDRESS HERE"height=263>
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posted on
07/17/2008 4:00:49 PM PDT
by
Spunky
(You are free to make choices, but not free from the consequences)
To: Lucky9teen
The 2-headed monster!
To: Lucky9teen
Yes its true you can become a gazillionaire from Global Scamming!
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posted on
07/17/2008 8:02:54 PM PDT
by
bray
(Drill Congress!!)
To: arbooz
Definately brother!!!
Thanks all for the picture help!!
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posted on
07/18/2008 7:43:23 AM PDT
by
fightinbluhen51
("...If it moves, tax it, if it moves faster, regulate it, if it stops, subsidies it.")
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