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MORFORD: Here's oil in your eye
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 4/18/8 | Mark Morford

Posted on 07/18/2008 7:40:11 AM PDT by SmithL

Bush lifts drilling ban, oil execs leer, nation cringes, Obama sighs

I admit to bafflement. I admit to a bit of total confusion mixed with a certain level of stupefied awe and teeth-rattling frustration as to why anyone with the mental acuity of more than a housefly would think that stabbing more holes into Alaska and the eastern seaboard in the search for a few remaining precious drops of oil is a good idea, would solve anything at all, is anything more than the equivalent of hurling matches at the devil.

Perhaps I'm missing something. Perhaps there's some dark, secret genius behind President Bush's otherwise absolutely imbecilic and dangerous corporate-whore move to lift the federal ban on offshore drilling, a ban placed there by his own father, as Dubya actually stood there with a straight face and tried to imply that this insidious move was meant to impart something good and helpful for a gas-stunned nation, that he was "doing all he could" to help with prices at the pump, when you could actually see the oil dripping from his shivery bones and the giant hand of Exxon shoved up his weak little spine, making his mouth move.

Oh, I fully understand the corporate arguments, even the political ones. Asking why the oil companies are eager as rabbits on meth to gouge further into the planet is a bit like asking a surgeon why she wants to operate, or a lawyer why he wants to sue, or a snake why he wants to sink his fangs into a nice juicy rat and swallow it whole and smile for a week. It is, quite simply, what they do.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bds; democratcongress; democrats; drillheredrillnow; drilling; gasprices; moreford; morfordite; offshoredrilling; oil; sanfranciscovalues
Morfordite Alert

You have been warned!
1 posted on 07/18/2008 7:40:11 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL
"Perhaps I'm missing something."

Indeed you are. It's called knowledge of subject and a thought process. Both of which you lost when your boyfriend left you on the alter. Get over him Morford! He's not coming back! He has a new lover!

2 posted on 07/18/2008 7:42:42 AM PDT by avacado
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To: SmithL

Crude is down $15 since Bush lifted the ban. End of story.


3 posted on 07/18/2008 7:43:01 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (How do I change my screen name after Harper's election?)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something.
It's called "a brain".
4 posted on 07/18/2008 7:44:14 AM PDT by FlashBack (www.proudpatriots.org/www.woundedwarriorproject.org/www.moveamericaforward.org)
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To: avacado

“..swallow it whole and smile for a week.”

Moford’s subtext. He always sneaks in a personal desire.


5 posted on 07/18/2008 7:45:37 AM PDT by y6162
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something.

This has to be the biggest understatement of the year! I'm surprised this guy can breathe without help. I don't recall ever seeing a more biased, uninformed piece of journalism. Doesn't this guy realize that crap like this represents an unnecessary denuding of the nations forests? Clearly he has no understanding of basic economics or capitalism in general.

6 posted on 07/18/2008 7:47:27 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I'm missing something

Naw. Couldn't be.

7 posted on 07/18/2008 7:52:03 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: FlashBack

No energy, no economy, no jobs.

So newspapers using trees to make paper that is bleached with chlorine that goes into the water supply and has a high energy use in distribution and winds up filling up landfills is good? HYPOCRIT!


8 posted on 07/18/2008 7:54:14 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: SmithL
Perhaps this weasel can explain what the government's motives are then, since their profits from taxes are much higher than the evil, sinister, corrupt oil companies profit margins. And heck, the gov didn't even do the heavy lifting.
9 posted on 07/18/2008 7:54:17 AM PDT by doodad
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To: SmithL
This Mark Morford character should be sentenced by the dimwad police to six months living in a tent, rubbing sticks together for warmth, no electricity, no machine-made clothes, and only a tricycle for transport.(a bicycle seems too advanced).

After his 'back to-nature' experience, Marford could enlighten us on the benefits of a "no oil" lifestyle.

10 posted on 07/18/2008 7:57:50 AM PDT by Edit35 (.)
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To: SmithL

Morford: You’re right - let’s not punch holes in Alaska or the coasts. Give them all up. Yes, I’m serious - we don’t need them! No drilling at all in Alaska. Or off the coast of California. Or Florida. Or the Gulf Coast. Bahamas. None of that.

Rather, we have 280 YEARS of our TOTAL oil consumption - 20 million barrels of day - sitting as proven reserves in our oil-shale. We should develop that. It is over a large enough geographic area we could realistically extract 20 million barrels a day.

We can have first production in 3 years, and full production within 10. All located in geographically stable, central locations in Utah, Wyoming, and Colorado.

Add that to the 7 million barrels a day we make right now, not only could we be 100% self-sufficient in terms of oil, we could be a net exporter of oil. At $100 a barrel, that is $700 MILLION a day in exports. At the 25% tax rate the oil companies pay, that would also be another $64 BILLION in tax revenue for the government.

So by all means, let’s not punch more holes in Alaska or the coast. But we’ll go after the shale oil with a vengance and never have to buy another drop of oil, ever again.


11 posted on 07/18/2008 8:02:02 AM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the sting of truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: SmithL
Perhaps I’m missing something.

Adulthood.

12 posted on 07/18/2008 8:05:14 AM PDT by dighton
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To: SmithL
Bush lifts drilling ban, oil execs leer, nation cringes, Obama sighs, Oil price slides.
13 posted on 07/18/2008 8:19:57 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

Not to Mention the Bakken reserves.


14 posted on 07/18/2008 8:21:27 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: SmithL
"Perhaps I'm missing something."

I know! I know what you're missing! ..... A brain.


15 posted on 07/18/2008 8:24:48 AM PDT by GloriaJane (http://www.download.com/gloriajane)
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To: FlashBack

So he’s kind of like the scarecrow on Wizard of OZ, except he’s a homo-scarecrow, and not very likeable.


16 posted on 07/18/2008 8:28:09 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: SmithL

The marketer of deviance and the highly regarded rimmer of his beloved community is once again demonstrating his enhancement of stupidity.


17 posted on 07/18/2008 8:28:35 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: SmithL
Little Markie,

Enjoy yourself as you spew your inane venom, but remember this, one of these days you'll get your layoff notice, or, the publisher's email about the paper's eminent closing.

18 posted on 07/18/2008 8:32:53 AM PDT by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: SmithL

So he’s in his fatalist mood this morning, is he?


19 posted on 07/18/2008 8:35:57 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Col Freeper

Imminent, I hope.


20 posted on 07/18/2008 8:38:02 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: SmithL
...why anyone with the mental acuity of more than a housefly would think that stabbing more holes into Alaska and the eastern seaboard in the search for a few remaining precious drops of oil is a good idea, would solve anything at all, is anything more than the equivalent of hurling matches at the devil.

Yep. The arabs have the last cup of oil. There is no more in the planet. Nope. Those blobs that come up on their own from the bottom of the ocean aren't an indication that there is anymore out there. Nope.

Besides those pumpers would spoil the scenery off million dollar estates on California coast.

It's like Fat Ted's "Don't build windmills in MY backyard".

21 posted on 07/18/2008 8:54:25 AM PDT by weegee (Obama loves America like Bill loves Hillary.)
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To: SmithL

When this guy’s time comes to meet his maker.... he’s not gonna die. He’s just going to nasty away.


22 posted on 07/18/2008 9:25:51 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: SmithL

What an embarrassing piece of so-called journalism.


23 posted on 07/18/2008 9:39:12 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: SmithL
why anyone with the mental acuity of more than a housefly would think that stabbing more holes into Alaska and the eastern seaboard in the search for a few remaining precious drops of oil is a good idea, would solve anything at all, is anything more than the equivalent of hurling matches at the devil.

As opposed to waving a magic wand and Poof! affordable solar energy without damaging our priceless desert environment; Shazam! Quantum leap battery technology that lets us actually use the solar energy, and "Oooh, Mr. Genie, you shouldn't have. Is that really a new hydrogen minivan that can actually accelerate and travel 350 miles on one fillup for lil' ol' ME??? Did you bring enough for everyone? And, you brought a new trillion dollar infrastructure so I can fill it up. You're so sweet."

As opposed to that, drill. There's actually oil in the ground.

Of coure, it would probably just be, "Forget the car, OOOOOH, Mr. Genie."

24 posted on 07/18/2008 10:08:52 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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To: SmithL

C’mon, give Morford a break. It’s hard for Marxists like him and Osama to understand the markets. They’ve been too long sucking on the taxpayer teat to understand anything as difficult as supply and demand.


25 posted on 07/18/2008 10:33:48 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Barack Hussein Obama=Jimmy Carter Part Douche)
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To: Brett66

Not sure about his tendancies but it says he is from the GayBay area....either way he’s in need of a brain.


26 posted on 07/18/2008 2:42:51 PM PDT by FlashBack (www.proudpatriots.org/www.woundedwarriorproject.org/www.moveamericaforward.org)
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To: Brett66; GloriaJane

27 posted on 07/18/2008 5:02:18 PM PDT by winstonwolf33 ("Do you believe everything you hear on TV? "--Shaun of the Dead)
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