Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama | 7/19/2008 | Hillary Kitten

[Mojave]

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

Soldiers like beer.

Sailors like beer.

Marines like beer.

Beer won't take half your paycheck.

You're sad if there's no more beer.

Beer makes life a little better.

You know what's in beer.

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

[SolidWood]

Beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

LOL.

[Mojave]

I was thinking that "Beer is against the Koran" would work too, but that may be too politically incorrect.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

You know you're always the first person to crack open a beer.
Hangoves go away
Beer doesn't get mad when you cheat with another beer.

[weegee]

Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.
Beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.
Beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.
Cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.

[The Iceman Cometh]

A large amount of beer can make you sick, just a sip of Obama agitates the gag reflex.

[weegee]

Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.

[Mojave]

Hangovers go away

And they teach you a lesson!

[weegee]

Imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

[weegee]

Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

[weegee]

Beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

[Vision]

Beer loves this country and has always been proud of it.

[isrul]

I used to love beer. But now I have switched to rum. Never have a hangover.

[sheik yerbouty]

Beer produces less flatulence than the Obamination’s utterances..

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t have to pretend to like bacon.

True that! Michelle is the Obama who says she likes bacon. Barack Hussein is the Obama who likes the $100 an ounce Jamón Ibérico acorn fed Spanish ham.

Beer. Ham. Mmmmmm.

[weegee]

I know my beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.

[isrul]

Yep. They make you sadder Budweiser.

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t care if you can order in French.

Beer is better than Vichy Water.

[tioga]

beer thread.....ping

[labette]

A head on your beer is good.

Losing your head for a beer is bad.

[weegee]

People are glad to take beer into their homes.

[tioga]

Caution: too much beer may make Obama look good.

[Mojave]

Beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

[weegee]

Nobody complains about there being no free beer.
Home brewers adopt a do it yourself work ethic.

[indylindy]

Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.

[weegee]

Ann Coulter has been promoting “Get drunk and vote for McCain”.

[Jeffrey_D.]

Now that beer is cheaper than gas.....Don’t Drive! Drink!

[tioga]

sounds like a plan! LOL

[vietvet67]

Funny Arrow Head beer commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQ-OjroN9E&feature=related

[Kozak]

Because enough beer turns this



into this

[omega4179]

Beer doesn’t have a middle name thats muslim.

[labette]

The Secret Service doesn't care if you grab this longneck with your bare hand.

[Hugin]

Beer is unpretentious.

Beer is at home in a bowling alley.

People in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.

[omega4179]

I had to do the math
a 8 pack of Gas is $4.00
a 6 pack of tall beer is $4.99

[Viking2002]

There ain't enough beer in the world to turn Aunt Esther in that........

[5Madman2]

Ain’t enuff beer to make Barry’s wife look good

[Mojave]

Beer makes you forget Barry’s wife.

Barry better stock up on the Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Mojave]

Nobody complains about there being no free beer.

Beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

[Mojave]

I suspect I would die of alcohol poisoning before I got there.

[Kozak]

If I had to look at that mean mug every day, I’d definitely risk it....

[Mojave]

Beer doesn’t have a middle name thats muslim.

There ain't no Pabst Bilal Ribbon. Not yet anyway.

"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who calls for prayer)"

[Mojave]

Beer is unpretentious.

Good one. Look for that one to get stolen and added to the site.

[mass55th]

Beer won’t throw you under the bus.

[mass55th]

Beer doesn't lie to you.

Beer doesn't cut and run.

Beer isn't phony.

Beer doesn't flip-flop.

You can trust beer.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Beer’s heritage is known for sure and the imports aren’t running for president.

[savedbygrace]

Beer goggles make the ugly look beautiful. Obama can’t do that.

[Zechariah_8_13]

Beer is the same price for everyone.

And most importantly:

Beer makes people happy.

[Mojave]

Beer is the same price for everyone.

Beer doesn't play favorites.