Posted on 07/21/2008 7:34:34 AM PDT by fings
Your owner does it. And you do it too. If you deny it, I’m going to say that you are the one that supplied it. Have you figured out what I’m talking about?
That’s right, I’m talking about air poopies or, what many of you know it better as, farts.
“Bo, why must you bring this up in a family oriented blog?” my readers will ask.
To which I must respond, “Because farts make me laugh.”
(Experts said the slow digestive system of cows makes them a key producer of methane, a potent greenhouse gas that gets far less public attention than carbon dioxide.
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Sank you. I'll be here all ze veek. Try ze veal.
Like Inspector Clouseau in the elevator. Or like post-op at the colonoscopy center. My last one the nurse says, “We have a special on colonoscopies today”, to which I replied, “Are you giving out free gas cards?”
Pull my hoof.
You don't know the calf of it.
BTTT
The perfect job for Mike Rowe of “Dirty Jobs”!
How much grass must he eat before he leaves the ground?
“...he...”
That should probably be ‘she’ instead.
air poopies?....
Paging Algore!....Paging Algore!....
Air biscuits make me laugh too as long as I don’t have to smell it, of course unless it’s mine cause they don’t stink!....
Does the cow produce enough flatulence over it’s lifetime to cover the the energy required to manufacture and ship the plastic tank, staps, hose, collection probe and check valve?
Copper, our Rhodesian Ridgeback mix, is the worst offender. Not only are her toots loud, the smell could kill you. One day I took her down to a construction site where I was working with a builder. There were a bunch of workers in the living room and all of a sudden Copper let out the loudest toot imaginable. So loud, all the workers turned around and started laughing. Of course, I turned to Copper and said “You need to excuse yourself, young lady”. I’m pretty sure all the workers thought it was me and I was trying to blame it on my poor dog.
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