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Scattered, smothered, covered and hitched Couple marries at Waffle House
Gwinnet Daily Post ^ | July 5, 2008 | Alex P. Joyner

Posted on 07/21/2008 7:41:36 AM PDT by Alouette

DACULA - As the famous twang of Hank Williams Jr. blasted from an SUV stereo Friday afternoon, about 30 folks socialized, sipped soda and puffed on cigarettes.

No, this wasn't a Fourth of July backyard barbecue. It was the run-up to a wedding.

In a Waffle House parking lot.

The lucky couple, George "Bubba" Mathis and Pamela Christian - both 23 and employees at the Dacula diner located at the Ga. Highway 316/U.S. Highway 29 interchange - wouldn't have it any other way.

"I don't know, it's something different," Mathis said while fixing his tie prior to the ceremony.

For years, the couple tried to marry on their Independence Day anniversary. But the bride was always scheduled to work. Instead of waiting any longer - she got the day off at the last minute; Mathis had to report for the morning shift - the couple of nine years decided to seal the deal at work.

The result was what a NASCAR tailgate might be like if Hank Jr. himself stopped by with all his rowdy friends: Loud and proud - country music, storytelling and plenty of Dale Earnhardt paraphernalia - and not an iota of pretentiousness.

Shortly after exchanging vows under the shade of a tree next to the parking lot, both man and wife let out sighs of relief as they picked up their two little blonde girls and chatted with family and friends. But there was not time to relax - the wedding cake had to be cut inside.

"It's been crazy, madness," the bride said. "Finally, everything worked out."

Standing nearby, the father of the newly minted Mrs. Pamela Mathis, William Christopher, wondered if anyone had videotaped the ceremony. He wants to send it in to CMT.

"I think it's pretty redneck myself," he said, laughing. "But I'm a redneck anyway, so."

The couple plans to honeymoon Monday and Tuesday, but then it's back to work.

The destination?

"I don't know yet," Mathis said.


TOPICS: Food; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: freepun; southern; wedding; weddingbells
Make sure to watch the slideshow!
1 posted on 07/21/2008 7:44:04 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: 1st-P-In-The-Pod; 2ndDivisionVet; A_Conservative_in_Cambridge; af_vet_rr; agrace; Aiko; ...
My son sent me this to prepare for a "real Southern weddin'"

Enjoy.

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2 posted on 07/21/2008 7:45:27 AM PDT by Alouette (Vicious Babushka)
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To: Alouette

Oh yes, the slideshow should not be missed.


3 posted on 07/21/2008 7:52:40 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Alouette

Wow.


4 posted on 07/21/2008 7:54:42 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: Alouette

These people LOOK like they LIVE at The Waffle House.

This event sure would play well on CMT’s “Redneck Wedding.”


5 posted on 07/21/2008 7:59:48 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Americans never quit!" Douglas MacArthur)
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To: savedbygrace

I think the cigarette was over the top,just my opinion of course.


6 posted on 07/21/2008 8:05:31 AM PDT by linn37 (phlebotomist on duty,its just a little pinch)
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To: RexBeach

They didn’t show the wedding cake. I guess they ate it before the wedding. Was the wedding at some exotic getaway like the 7-11 off CR 2.


7 posted on 07/21/2008 8:08:06 AM PDT by shadeaud
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To: shadeaud

No, it appears they were married in the parking lot of The Waffle House.

They must have gotten a really good price for renting that area!


8 posted on 07/21/2008 8:11:04 AM PDT by RexBeach ("Americans never quit!" Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Alouette

The thrown bouquet was a bundled stack of waffles..


9 posted on 07/21/2008 8:11:41 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: Alouette; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Scattered, smothered, covered and hitched Couple marries at Waffle House

The Groom said, "I do - I think."

10 posted on 07/21/2008 8:22:03 AM PDT by martin_fierro (or maybe not)
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To: Alouette

Oh MY.

So here’s the burning question:

Was that syrup in the champagne glasses, or Keystone Light?


11 posted on 07/21/2008 8:30:01 AM PDT by dbwz
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To: Alouette
Southern wedding, example 2.
12 posted on 07/21/2008 8:34:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Alouette
That's nice but,

‘Why can’t I just eat my waffle?’

13 posted on 07/21/2008 8:36:11 AM PDT by McGruff (Either way. We're screwed.)
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To: Alouette

14 posted on 07/21/2008 8:46:35 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan ("Jesse Jackson was an important figure; paving the way for Osama bin Laden to appear" -- Dan Rather)
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To: Alouette

Okay, I watched the slideshow. There is no way in heck this can be real, and the slideshow is done very very well at sending a message. Was this a scrappleface type thing?


15 posted on 07/21/2008 8:51:19 AM PDT by commonguymd (A de facto single party country is nigh. The partisan bickering is a mere bilking mechanism.)
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To: Alouette
I'm confused. They were getting married but they wanted to on their July 4 "anniversary?" They already have kids?

So was this for the first time or a repetition of wedding vows?

16 posted on 07/21/2008 8:55:36 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator ( . . . Kol rodefeyha hissiyguha ben hametzarim.)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Maybe Daddy had to get a better job before he could pay child support?


17 posted on 07/21/2008 9:07:30 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Maybe Daddy had to get a better job before he could pay child support?


18 posted on 07/21/2008 9:07:50 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.)
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To: Alouette

This family (and friends) doesn’t miss too many meals. This just goes to show that Rednecks still have the ability to laugh at themselves.


19 posted on 07/21/2008 9:27:39 AM PDT by BnBlFlag (Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
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To: BnBlFlag

One would think a diet consisting of discounted waffle house food would bring about unintended consequences on weight.


20 posted on 07/21/2008 9:29:48 AM PDT by commonguymd (A de facto single party country is nigh. The partisan bickering is a mere bilking mechanism.)
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To: commonguymd

Yep.


21 posted on 07/21/2008 9:35:19 AM PDT by BnBlFlag (Deo Vindice/Semper Fidelis "Ya gotta saddle up your boys; Ya gotta draw a hard line")
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To: Zionist Conspirator

They were getting married but they wanted to on their July 4 “anniversary?” They already have kids?

&&
I am assuming the anniversary relates to when they met or had their first date.

As for the already existing children, sadly, co-habitation is becoming quite widespread and, even worse, having children outside of marriage is viewed by many as no big deal.


22 posted on 07/21/2008 9:40:26 AM PDT by Bigg Red
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To: martin_fierro; Alouette; Charles Henrickson
Standing nearby, the father of the newly minted Mrs. Pamela Mathis, William Christopher

"And there was much jocularity . . . Jocularity!"

23 posted on 07/21/2008 10:37:02 AM PDT by mikrofon ('Father' of the Bride)
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To: Alouette

As a matter of fact, it’s all rather sweet. I like the religious T-shirts and tatoos.


24 posted on 07/21/2008 11:25:31 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Alouette

If they had Waffle Houses here in Jersey, I’d eat there twice a day and be an obese slob, that’s how much I love ‘em.


25 posted on 07/21/2008 11:46:53 AM PDT by jmc813 (Scattered, smothered, covered, diced, chunked)
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To: McGruff

26 posted on 07/21/2008 1:00:59 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: TalonDJ

This is the story I mentioned yesterday. Has it all: Waffle House wedding, waiting “several years” to get that one date, wedding attended by the couples’ two daughters...


27 posted on 07/21/2008 1:09:25 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Alouette
White Castle makes for a much more memorable venue. :-P


28 posted on 07/21/2008 1:15:06 PM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: VoiceOfBruck

wow, is this ever RED! Bruck, you have to see the slideshow at the link.


29 posted on 07/21/2008 2:15:29 PM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (The golden rule can't operate through a government program, it can only work between people.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

KLASSY!


30 posted on 07/21/2008 2:17:37 PM PDT by Zechariah_8_13 (The golden rule can't operate through a government program, it can only work between people.)
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To: shadeaud

Actually, I think they had a waffle rather than cake. They had one w/ two rings tuck in it.


31 posted on 07/21/2008 2:25:05 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Zechariah_8_13

Sniff, sniff, that brought a tear to my eye...


32 posted on 07/24/2008 6:08:54 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck (www.justiceforterry.org)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

This service was supposed to be conducted syruptitiously.


33 posted on 07/28/2008 11:39:01 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_________________________Profile updated Friday, May 30, 2008)
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