Posted on 07/21/2008 11:27:03 AM PDT by Scythian
What you are about to read is not true, just a what if scenario ....
The WHO EPR team is tracking the spread of the disease in eight countries, including the United States. Contact with the disease results in death within 96 hours of contact. The officials at the WHO would not comment on the form of transmission and when asked about releasing a symptom checklist stated only that they were still working on the list and that it would be published soon. However, it has been reported that the onset of the disease is so grotesque and violent and that the WHO may be stalling on the release of a symptom checklist in order to prevent panic.
The US military is quickly mobilizing and has already blockaded three cities and quarantined many people...
Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes,
and they all fall down.
The Totalitarian Dream Syndicate presents...
Good reason to have some food and water stored.
Must have been from eating tomatoes.
The US CDC discovers that every person who contracted the disease was inadvertently exposed to hyper-concentrated doses of Communism while in Beijing. Ordinary doses of Communism, quietly administered to unsuspecting millions by governments, universities and major media & entertainment outlets slowly deteriorates the brains of otherwise intelligent humans until they become mind numbed robots. While in Beijing, some received too much exposure, resulting in total mental failure and quick death. This kind of outbreak has not been seen since the “cultural revolution” and “great leap forward”, in which Mao Tse Tung repeatedly blanketed China with heavy doses of Communism, resulting in the deaths of millions. Similar outbreaks occurred in Russia under Stalin and in South Vietnam after the American withdrawal.
The CDC advises all to protect themselves by studying the Bible, the US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Federalist Papers, the Wealth of Nations and Atlas Shrugged.
You sir, are the Winner !
And only having sex with members of the opposite sex.
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