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Trio of naked men ripped off after being lured to Calimesa (CA) motel by women
The Press-Enterprise ^
| 12:08 AM PDT on Friday, July 25, 2008
| Jose Arballo Jr.
Posted on 07/25/2008 12:17:33 PM PDT by granite
Three men looking to party with three females in a Calimesa motel instead found themselves ripped off by the trio after the victims removed their clothing, according to the Riverside County Sheriff's Department.
One of the victims ran from the Calimesa Boulevard motel room about 1:20 a.m. Thursday, prompting 911 calls about a nude man in the area, the agency said in a news release.
Deputies could not find the man, but dispatchers later received a call reporting a robbery and assault with a deadly weapon that occurred in the 1200 block of Calimesa Boulevard.
The men told deputies they met three females in a park in Yucaipa, the news release said, and rented a motel room at the request of the females. After the men removed their clothes, four men entered the room and robbed them. About $80 in cash and miscellaneous documents were taken
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crime
Stupid is as stupid does.
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:17:33 PM PDT
by
granite
To: granite
LOL...next we’ll find out that Sancuary Fransicko had let them offf cause they only wanted a good paying job that a gringo won’t do!
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:22:28 PM PDT
by
Devilinbaggypants
(He who wishes to give little shouldn't ask for much.)
To: granite
Why do I have a hard time feeling sorry for them?
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:22:51 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: granite
Good golly Miss Molly....this happened 1/2 mile from my house....I swear to God it wasn’t me. :)
To: granite
But did they have fun at the party?
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:27:24 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
To: granite
To: granite
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:28:52 PM PDT
by
Sax
(this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
To: granite; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; Rightly Biased; ...
OK, it has been a while since we needed a “NAKED and STUPID”....ping!!!
To: granite
That’s what happens when you let the dumbstick think for you.
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:33:16 PM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: granite
10
posted on
07/25/2008 12:34:05 PM PDT
by
HeadOn
(Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
“OK, it has been a while since we needed a “NAKED and STUPID”....ping!!!”
You called?
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:38:07 PM PDT
by
hoe_cake
("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." MTwain)
To: granite
The stupid goes both ways.
About $80 in cash and miscellaneous documents were taken That is a lot of jail time for 3 gals and 4 guys for conspiracy to commit armed robbery all for $80.
To: what_not2007
To: Sax
How in the world can a poster named
Sax offer a theme song for an event with 3 naked men running around after 3 "party girls" NOT choose "Yakety Sax", the Benny Hill theme tune?!?!?
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:40:34 PM PDT
by
Teacher317
(Thank you Dith Pran for showing us what Communism brings)
To: Teacher317
Even better - did they pat that old bald dude on the head as they ran around?!
(just for the record, I never even touched a saxophone - no musical talent here.)
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:43:12 PM PDT
by
Sax
(this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious)
To: granite
“Trio of naked men” - singing the blues, now...
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posted on
07/25/2008 12:56:53 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Vigilantism will arise where the justice system is viewed as overly lenient and/or ineffective.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
07/25/2008 2:13:33 PM PDT
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: granite
To: Cpl. Dwayne Hicks
Alright, I KNOW you were somehow involved in this caper; which side were you on?
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posted on
07/25/2008 2:58:20 PM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(We are all humans, and humans poo.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The least they can do is to return my money clip.
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posted on
07/25/2008 3:05:24 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let all Democrats have a half vote. They deserve it!)
To: Enterprise
How much of the $80 was in there?
21
posted on
07/25/2008 3:07:27 PM PDT
by
gorush
To: traderrob6
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posted on
07/25/2008 3:09:21 PM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(General George Patton had it right.)
To: granite; MikefromOhio
Jim Rome always says “nothing good ever happens in a (park/club/dark alley/motel room) after midnight...”
Now we know why.
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posted on
07/25/2008 3:35:31 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
To: Devilinbaggypants
Is $80 all the three guys had? No credit cards? Seem like the robbers were after the “documents.”
To: granite
Yes, but did Ramanchandrasekhar Patel of the motel get paid?
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posted on
07/25/2008 3:40:36 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: granite
That would make a good story line for a TV sitcom like Seinfeld!
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posted on
07/25/2008 3:46:26 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: gorush
80 Dollars! Hell, I had 800 dollars!
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posted on
07/25/2008 4:34:02 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let all Democrats have a half vote. They deserve it!)
To: traderrob6; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Gamecock
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/25/2008 5:39:56 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: granite
Wait a minute...
I’d swear this was a plot to a Seinfeld episode.
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posted on
07/25/2008 5:50:10 PM PDT
by
ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton
(To those who believe the world was safer with Saddam, get treatment for that!)
To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton
To: granite
One of the victims ran from the Calimesa Boulevard motel room about 1:20 a.m. Thursday, prompting 911 calls about a nude man in the area, the agency said in a news release.
Deputies could not find the man, but dispatchers later received a call reporting a robbery and assault with a deadly weapon that occurred in the 1200 block of Calimesa Boulevard.
That must have been some “weapon”.
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posted on
07/25/2008 6:04:47 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: envisio
To: LongElegantLegs
I am offended by that remark! I never have more than $20 when it comes to women!
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