Americans

[Shruet]

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!

[nuconvert]

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Too much coffee newbie?

[mplsconservative]

You’re little vanity is wrong on so many levels.

Be gone troll!

[debboo]

Nice to see some genuine passion for America.

[Admin Moderator]

Hey Benito, how’s it going?

[Riley]

The Fail is strong in this one.

[SShultz460]

Caturday!

[big'ol_freeper]

This is hugh and series.

[ninonitti]

I’m stuned, just stuned beyond belief

[EggsAckley]

I love the line “an hour of medication” added by the Mod.

[ViLaLuz]

[Rocko]

Drugs?

[Doomonyou]

Drugs before Noon is a no-no.

[SShultz460]

No wake and bake?

[Chode]

Huh...???

[Arrowhead1952]

Allegra, post the same kittie picture you had yesterday! That was cute.

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You are a worthless pile of steaming donkey excrement. You lay around in the basement of your parent’s (probably don’t have a daddy) home, posting on sites like DU, KOS and HUFFPO. You brag about all the “buddies” you have on the Internet, but don’t realize that no one knows you are a just a lazy bum. You couldn’t pour liquid human excrement out of a boot with instructions written on the top, bottom and both sides. People like you should be in a straight jacket on the way to a prison.

There are other people with your IQ currently serving in the US Congress. Just look at the (d) side of the isle, and you are probably at the top of the IQ list. The swimmer teddy is probably your true political hero, since he is stoned most of the day. Either he is or Robert KKK Byrd may be. Or are you more on the SAN FRAN NAN side? Maybe B Hussein O is your leftwing hero.

Did you have a few too many snorts of cocaine with your Tequila this morning? Why don’t you go to the local office and collect your stinking food stamps and go buy your liquor and cigarettes for the week? Druggies like you should not be allowed anywhere near a computer. That can be dangerous, since you may accidently access a porn site and that could affect your IQ even worse at your age.

Just leave us alone to our intelligent political discussion. Well, you don’t know what intelligence is, by your totally ignorant initial post. What is with liberals like you? You have to mess up the Internet with your whiny, juvenile ideas. I know first graders who have much more intellect than you exhibited with your little rant. There is nothing that indicates any amount of intelligence.

Does your mommy know you are alone with her computer? You should be banned from ever being allowed anywhere near any electronics again, since you may accidently shock yourself. Well, that could do some good and ensure you never reproduce any offspring. Go back to doing what you Dummies do best – trash anyone you disagree with and praise the idiot democrats who hate America.

Whatever the case, you should never be allowed to vote in any election. It takes some understanding of politics to understand that every candidate and his or her supporters agree with and have the courage to ensure that agenda is good for America.

[Riley]

Another Caturday fan! Tacgnol vs. Longcat. :-)

[DocRock]

[alice_in_bubbaland]

I think he stuned his beeber.

[Iron Munro]

Too much coffee newbie?

Wormhole short circuits.

[Pistolshot]

[Allegra]

Allegra, post the same kittie picture you had yesterday! That was cute.

You mean this one? Or the one of my Finbar all stoned on catnip?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

[Allegra]

Hey, you know if you stick lima beans in your ears, they're really hard to get out. They're mushy so when you try to extract them, they squish all in your ears and stuff.

I hate it when I accidentally do that.

[Pistolshot]

[Old Sarge]

///// #PPPPPPP

DTG 261715Z JUL 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).

2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE “STILL SMOKING”.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.

4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Pistolshot]

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL. That’s the one. Thanks.

[MarineBrat]

[Allegra]

I love your chewing out to that troll, by the way.

Well done. :-D

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

[Future Snake Eater]

Which is worse? A “conservative” who actually thinks this or a liberal positing what it believes conservatives think?

[SShultz460]

[JRios1968]

[Allegra]

Excuse me...

You dropped your crack pipe.

See? Yeah...right down there by your foot...

[mkjessup]

You will be cyber worm food before the sun sets.

Adios fool.

[toomuchcoffee]

I had nothing to do with this...

[DaveLoneRanger]

[Psycho_Bunny]

If it wasn’t for liberals, what would we do with all the pot?

[Squidpup]

IBTZ

[BIGLOOK]

Welcome to FR!

[Donald Rumsfeld Fan]

...beat it troll

[DaveLoneRanger]

Don’t TAZE him, bro! (Too gentle.)

[Theresawithanh]

Heh. Things getting too boring for you over in DUmmie land?

Enjoy your stay here at FR, however long it may be.

[Riley]

So- a cross-meme Star Wars/Caturday mashup is your game, eh?
Take THAT!

[jimbobaby]

I just signed up today finally but I'm late. Oh well.

IATZ!!

[darkangel82]

IATZ

[Squidpup]

Welcome to the Zot wars

[Arrowhead1952]

I got that idea several months ago and created a word document. I may add a few more lines of rants for future use.

[WakeUpAndVote]

IATZ