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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; cannibaldragon; houseofherpets; iatz; italy; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; mussolini; penguinhumor; sionnsar; undead; zot
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21 posted on 07/26/2008 9:12:23 AM PDT by Pistolshot (We need a powerful remedy for NO B.O.)
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To: Arrowhead1952; Shruet
Allegra, post the same kittie picture you had yesterday! That was cute.

You mean this one? Or the one of my Finbar all stoned on catnip?


22 posted on 07/26/2008 9:12:50 AM PDT by Allegra (Ain't it grand? I'm back in the sand...)
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23 posted on 07/26/2008 9:12:53 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Shruet
Hey, you know if you stick lima beans in your ears, they're really hard to get out. They're mushy so when you try to extract them, they squish all in your ears and stuff.

I hate it when I accidentally do that.

24 posted on 07/26/2008 9:14:37 AM PDT by Allegra (Ain't it grand? I'm back in the sand...)
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25 posted on 07/26/2008 9:14:38 AM PDT by Pistolshot (We need a powerful remedy for NO B.O.)
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To: Shruet; darkwing104; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; ...

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DTG 261715Z JUL 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT

RE: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION. FR MOD COMMAND HAS INITIATED ZORCH ON TARGET (Z.O.T.).

2. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONCLUDED BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT (BDA) FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER. BDA EVALUATES STRIKE EFFECT AS LEVEL-THREE “STILL SMOKING”.

3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. GENERAL ORDER ONE IS SUSPENDED THIS OCCASION. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT URSULA FOR AUTHORIZED LINE-DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER AUTHORIZED.

4. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM


26 posted on 07/26/2008 9:14:45 AM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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27 posted on 07/26/2008 9:17:21 AM PDT by Pistolshot (We need a powerful remedy for NO B.O.)
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To: Allegra

LOL. That’s the one. Thanks.


28 posted on 07/26/2008 9:17:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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29 posted on 07/26/2008 9:17:51 AM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
I love your chewing out to that troll, by the way.

Well done. :-D

30 posted on 07/26/2008 9:18:36 AM PDT by Allegra (Ain't it grand? I'm back in the sand...)
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31 posted on 07/26/2008 9:18:36 AM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Global Warming Heretic -- http://agw-heretic.blogspot.com)
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To: Shruet

Which is worse? A “conservative” who actually thinks this or a liberal positing what it believes conservatives think?


32 posted on 07/26/2008 9:19:02 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (How 'bout a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear...Ta-dah!)
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33 posted on 07/26/2008 9:19:19 AM PDT by SShultz460 (If peace is the answer; it must be a stupid question.)
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34 posted on 07/26/2008 9:19:25 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: Shruet
Excuse me...

You dropped your crack pipe.

See? Yeah...right down there by your foot...

35 posted on 07/26/2008 9:20:22 AM PDT by Allegra (Ain't it grand? I'm back in the sand...)
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To: Shruet

You will be cyber worm food before the sun sets.

Adios fool.


36 posted on 07/26/2008 9:21:55 AM PDT by mkjessup (Obama-flakes! = Little suntanned Jimmy Carters with twice the empty rhetoric , from DNC cereals!)
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To: Shruet

I had nothing to do with this...


37 posted on 07/26/2008 9:27:33 AM PDT by toomuchcoffee
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38 posted on 07/26/2008 9:28:17 AM PDT by DaveLoneRanger (Gun-free zones aren't. Visit ConcealedCampus.com for more)
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To: Shruet

If it wasn’t for liberals, what would we do with all the pot?


39 posted on 07/26/2008 9:32:39 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Islam: Imagine a clown car.........with guns.)
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To: Shruet

IBTZ


40 posted on 07/26/2008 9:36:58 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight")
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