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Cat For Dog Swap Meet
http://boknowsonline.com/2008/07/28/cat-for-dog-swap-meet/ ^

Posted on 07/29/2008 7:03:59 AM PDT by fings

“Can’t we all just get along?” I hear my father ask at the breakfast table to no one in particular. He’s deep into a story about kidnapping, extortion and grand theft. Must be he’s reading the Wall Street Journal again, right? Not so, this story is out of Palm Beach and involves a cat, a dog and two humans.

(A woman from Wellington and a man from Greenacres have been going at it like cats and dogs.

Now the man from Greenacres has both the cat and the dog, and the woman from Wellington has been charged with grand theft and extortion.

The Wellington woman faces two felony charges over allegations

(Excerpt) Read more at boknowsonline.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: callingartbell; dogs; felony; freepun

1 posted on 07/29/2008 7:04:00 AM PDT by fings
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To: fings

A microchip really doesn’t cost that much, and with a dog like a black lab, it’s probably going to be worth the $20...


2 posted on 07/29/2008 7:28:14 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Come then, War! With hearts elated to thy standard we will fly!)
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To: fings; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Of course she was charged with two felonies - she's a cat burglar.


3 posted on 07/29/2008 8:12:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Slings and Arrows

Won’t she be charged with to felinies?


4 posted on 07/29/2008 8:16:18 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did you mean she should be charged with a feliny?


5 posted on 07/29/2008 8:17:35 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: ThomasThomas
The Clinton staff strikes again.

two

6 posted on 07/29/2008 8:18:00 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.***)
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7 posted on 07/29/2008 8:43:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Slings and Arrows

Throw the book for those two felinies! =^..^=


8 posted on 07/29/2008 8:50:09 AM PDT by Biggirl (A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation, with 4 cats in my life as proof. =^..^==^..^=)
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To: fings

What’s missing from the Palm Beach paper, and I’d really like to know, is how this unstable woman obtained the name and contact info of a man who adopted a dog. I’d be righteously peeved at the county shelter worker who gave out that information!


9 posted on 07/29/2008 8:51:39 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Titan Magroyne

I was wondering about that myself...


10 posted on 07/29/2008 9:57:42 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Come then, War! With hearts elated to thy standard we will fly!)
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