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BREAKING: Hillary Suffers Nervous Breakdown (Humor)

Posted on 08/29/2008 5:01:46 PM PDT by Scythian



Hillary Suffers Nervous Breakdown

AP reporter Scott McPhearson today snapped this photo just as one of Hillary’s support staff broke the news to her that Sarah Palin was chosen as the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate. A mere 17 minutes later Hillary suffered a nervous breakdown and was rushed to an undisclosed medical facility. It has been reported that she is considering leaving the Democratic party saying “I have been basely betrayed”.

Obama, when asked about this event paused, then said “Hey, there’s Ricky Lake” and ran out the back door. Joe Biden then landed a hard right hook on the right jaw of the AP cameraman who suffered only minor injuries.

More as the story breaks …


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: hillary; palin

1 posted on 08/29/2008 5:01:46 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian

As much as I’m iffy on McCain he caught the Dim’s with their pants cown with the selection of Palin.


2 posted on 08/29/2008 5:07:25 PM PDT by snowman1 (SHAMNESTY.)
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To: Scythian

It’s not Hillary who’s having a nervous collapse, it’s Barrack.
Hillary just got almost instant revenge, courtesy of her good buddy John McCain.
She and Bill are smiling from ear to ear.


3 posted on 08/29/2008 5:15:07 PM PDT by devere
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To: devere

Ya, good point. But still, that Ricky Lake comment was funny? I dug deep for that man ....


4 posted on 08/29/2008 5:16:23 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: devere

No, that is where you are wrong. Hillary wants to be the first woman POTUS. So, she was gonna work for McCain, knowing that if Obama wins it could be 16 years before she has a shot, and probably 8 before she would be VP.

So, if mcCain won, she would run again in 4. Obama will be out of picture, and they won’t run him again. She will be proven right.

But, now Sarah, will make history, break that glass ceiling, and ruin hill’s legacy.

Now, poor sarah the clinton machine is going to go after her in a big way. Try to get her to cry...try to get her to quit.

Pray for Sarah. She really needs it. So does her family.


5 posted on 08/29/2008 5:50:51 PM PDT by tuckrdout (~ 'Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.' ~)
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To: devere
She and Bill are smiling from ear to ear.

Hillary should wait until she stands against Vice President Palin for four years as President of the Senate and then opposing a well seasoned Vice President Palin on the campaign trail in 2012.

6 posted on 08/29/2008 7:15:17 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: tuckrdout
So, if mcCain won, she would run again in 4. Obama will be out of picture, and they won’t run him again. She will be proven right.

In four years Palin could run as well.

7 posted on 08/29/2008 7:21:40 PM PDT by ukie55
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So you don’t understand what I am trying to say?

I am saying that Palin ruins Hillary’s chances for the White House. NOW, if McCain wins, it is a good chance he and/or Palin will be back for 8 years, and Palin could have a good chance for the POTUS after that.

Hillary probably won’t be the first woman POTUS...unless she can bump Palin out.

I can see where it would still be the best for Hillary if Obama lost. Then in 4 years, she could have a shot. She would be THE front runner, and then make history. That is unless for some reason, Palin had to take over as POTUS because McCain wasn’t as long lived as his mother. But, I think he will be fine.

Breaking Boundaries. Busting Biases. Getting rid of Age and Sex discrimination-—the Republican party!

I hope the convention highlights Republican women. We have some great women in the party.


8 posted on 08/29/2008 9:29:23 PM PDT by tuckrdout (~ 'Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.' ~)
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And for that matter, I hope they highlight older Americans who refuse to sit down and be non contributing old gummers!

My Dad would be perfect. He is one year younger than McCain, and he still rides Motorcycles across the USA; and rides Snowmobiles to the top of Mt. Baker in WA State. Shoot, a few years ago, he and his buddies rescued a guy from a cravass up there at 2 am, in the dark! He isn’t old.

And I know there are loads of stories like my dad, and even more compelling than his. Older Americans who are very competant, running businesses, and raising kids! These folks fought in wars, and built this nation, and continue to contribute, instead of living off the government.

Dems like to portray older people as living in hovels and eating cat food.

Show the real America, full of hard working, middle class, well fed, people!


9 posted on 08/29/2008 9:41:01 PM PDT by tuckrdout (~ 'Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.' ~)
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