Posted on 09/02/2008 9:32:11 AM PDT by OB1kNOb
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would, and I know that they will take care of me if I ever lack for anything.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is good as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of religion is good as long as God the Father or His Son Jesus is never ever mentioned or prayed to in our schools, colleges, and public offices, however, Muslim footwashing stations in our airports and special prayer rooms in our colleges are no problem.
I'm voting Democrat bacause I’m all for tolerance and diversity as long as it doesn’t afford the same treatment to Christianity.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I think homosexuality is just an alternate lifestyle and not an abomination to God and that it should be taught to children in school beginning in elementary and homosexuals should be afforded special rights over and above everyone else.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of unborn babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive at any cost.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution to the rest of us as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there anymore , and when they come over here, I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with because I know guns are dangerous and cause violence.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to either marry my cat or a tree, perhaps both.
I’m voting Democrat because national sovereignty is so 20th century and I want to be viewed as a global citizen with our courts and system of justice determined by U.N. International Court whack-jobs that are jealous or flat-out hate America and its strength, freedoms, and ingenuity.
I’m voting Democrat because I think invading illegal aliens have superior rights to American citizens and should be allowed to roam America free and above the law taking jobs from our citizens and draw entitlements from the government that I paid taxes to provide.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?
I'm sure there are other reasons to vote Democrat. Feel free to add your own. - OB1
I would vote Dem for higher taxes, higher crime, more corruption and to help the terrorists win!
I’m voting Democrat because the Community Organizer reads off a teleprompter well, rather than a woman with 5 kids who has run a city, a state, a home, a business, and has more experience doing them all.
Alrighty then....I think the sarcasm tag would just be a little over the top...hee hee
I like the “Read before zotting”! LOL!
That was sarcasm? I heard a man yesterday telling me many of the same things, but he wasn’t kidding. After his break was over, he went back behind the counter. I didn’t bother trying to educate him.
Well, you know some FReepers are satirically challenged. ;-)
Maybe he'll lose his job to an illegal alien.
I’m voting Democrat because I haven’t worked since moving home to tend to my elderly mother (I SHOULD have been paid for this but under Bush there was no way). Now that mom has died I really don’t feel like going back to work. Those damn Republicans taxed the crap out of my inheritance and I need money.
Very true.
Unnngh!
I would vote Democrat because I believe that children of illegal aliens should have free or instate tuition at college because it’s not their fault that they are here, however I should pay reparations to Blacks for the sin of slavery that was wiped out generations ago.
Here is the “I’m Voting Republican” otherside.
Note, they had to make a video. Pity the Dems can’t read
http://dejablu503.vox.com/library/post/im-voting-republican-because.html
I made it as far as “Little Caitlin” before I hurled. Do I win a prize?
Actually, I was laughing all the way through it.
Where the text posted here made sense, the video was a replay of every cliche ever written.
I nearly spewed coffee!
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