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Posted on 09/03/2008 12:49:32 PM PDT by redstates4ever
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: betrayedamerica; lurch; procommunist; traitor
To: reagan_fanatic; OESY; Thrownatbirth; Lady Jag; ShorelineMike; dead; Lucky9teen; PBRSTREETGANG; ...
John Kerry *caption ping*
To: redstates4ever
My chin is bigger than your chin.
To: redstates4ever
Why do all Dem candidates have abnormally long chins?
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:51:40 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(McCain/Palin 2008....Plenty of brass to go around.)
To: redstates4ever
“C’mon Senator...why the long face? Oops...”
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:52:13 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Never kick a leftist when they are down. Wait until they are halfway back up. You get more leverage!)
To: itsthejourney
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:52:18 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(McCain/Palin 2008....Plenty of brass to go around.)
To: itsthejourney
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:52:31 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(McCain/Palin 2008....Plenty of brass to go around.)
To: redstates4ever
Thanks for the thread, maybe more people will now know that John Kerry was in Vietnam!
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:53:23 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
To: redstates4ever
I am SO sick of Hollywood remakes.
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:53:30 PM PDT
by
weegee
("We now know far more about Sarah Palin in just 4days than we've learned about B.Obama in 17 months")
To: redstates4ever
Wow I did not know I could take a picture of my own ass.
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:53:54 PM PDT
by
svcw
(http://baskettastic.com/)
To: redstates4ever
"Say Brie!"
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:53:56 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.)
To: redstates4ever
“Ooo-la-la, mamselle! Don’t move back any further!!”
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:53:57 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(If Sarah can put down a moose, she can put down Obama/Biden!)
To: redstates4ever
I’m a traitor and coward and these fools still want my picture taken with them. Life is good!
To: redstates4ever
That’s not John Kerry.
It’s one of those cardboard cut-out things.
It IS fun to be AROUND than John Kerry, though...
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:54:21 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Vote Obama bin Biden 2008 - "Because the world doesn't suck enough yet".)
To: redstates4ever
To: redstates4ever
“Senator Kerry, can you scootch down a bit? I can’t fit your melon in the picture”
To: redstates4ever
A young girl reacts as a high definition pixelated
horse's ass jumps out at her...
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:54:50 PM PDT
by
avacado
To: weegee
To: weegee
To: redstates4ever
"Ohhh, child, just wait until the girls back home see I done got my picture taken with Stan Laurel!!"
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:55:16 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
To: redstates4ever
Woman thinking: "Wow! What are the chances of running into Herman Munster?"
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:55:16 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
To: WayneS
Sorry.
“...MORE fun to be around...”
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posted on
09/03/2008 12:55:45 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Vote Obama bin Biden 2008 - "Because the world doesn't suck enough yet".)
To: andy58-in-nh
To: Red in Blue PA
To: redstates4ever
One minute Sen. Ferry, I need to switch to panoramic.
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:02:22 PM PDT
by
AirForceMom
(DEMOCRAT-Despicable Embarrassing Mockery Of Civility Reason And Truth)
To: AirForceMom
*snort*
You guys are killing me!
To: redstates4ever
"You know I have a thing for African-American women, after all I married one."
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:04:41 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(After Saturday, the Miami Hurricanes will be downgraded to a tropical depression)
To: redstates4ever
"Oh man! Looks like I'm standing with a corpse, Senator!"
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:05:52 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Yaelle; gonzo
I do look like “Jay Leno”!
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:07:16 PM PDT
by
TommyJoe
To: Salamander
Who woulda thunk it? I come all the way from Haiti and I get to see my first Zombie!
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:12:22 PM PDT
by
Holicheese
(The sound you hear is another nail in the Yankees coffin!)
To: redstates4ever
Lady thinking: I've never seen someone who's been to Vietnam before...I gotta get a picture of this!!
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:15:34 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isnt doing the same thing.)
To: redstates4ever
"You know, not only do I have Jewish ancestry, but I am also of African descent, did you know that? In fact I descended down into Africa on my Swift boat in Vietnam (did I mention I served in Vietnam?) after taking a CIA operative up the Mekong River in Cambodia (or was that the Potomac River, I've been on so many secret missions I can't remember them all, but I do remember that my inner soul brother is SEARED, I tell you SEARED into my soul, I don't tell many people this, but when I see fried chicken and watermelon, I just start gettin' de rhythm, I want to pull out a hymnal and start singing 'We Shall Overcome!!!', in fact I'm one of the few, perhaps the ONLY Senator that can do the Michael Jackson 'moon-walk'!
Would you like me to digitally autograph that picture?"
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:16:54 PM PDT
by
mkjessup
(John F'in Kerry = A Traitor in '71, A Traitor Today.)
To: Salamander
Little known fact but they are all descended from the
Hapsburgs....
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:17:24 PM PDT
by
kanawa
(Don't go where you're looking, look where you're going.)
To: kanawa
Gah!
That was a gene pool just begging for Clorox.
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:21:42 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(McCain/Palin 2008....Plenty of brass to go around.)
To: redstates4ever; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; Darksheare; Lakeshark; Allegra; restornu; ...
If only the young lady knew . . .
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:22:10 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Holicheese
“I come all the way from Haiti and I get to see my first Zombie!”
If she goes to Baltimore in Nov., she can watch them vote.
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:23:18 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(McCain/Palin 2008....Plenty of brass to go around.)
To: mkjessup
HA! Perfect riff on how he can’t stop talking about himself.
To: redstates4ever
Shee-it man! You done broke my camera!!
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:25:16 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: redstates4ever
My caption would get me banned. Really, really banned.
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posted on
09/03/2008 1:26:42 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: Slings and Arrows
Private Freepmail me your caption, I collect them. LOL
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posted on
09/03/2008 2:09:29 PM PDT
by
mkjessup
(John F'in Kerry = A Traitor in '71, A Traitor Today.)
To: redstates4ever
“Who is the horse’s rear that got into this frame!??”
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posted on
09/03/2008 2:32:43 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(McCain/PALIN--'nuff said!!! :D)
To: mkjessup
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posted on
09/03/2008 2:34:18 PM PDT
by
LUV W
(McCain/PALIN--'nuff said!!! :D)
To: redstates4ever
“Senator, is that a heinz ketchup bottle in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me”?
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posted on
09/03/2008 2:36:25 PM PDT
by
LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot
("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
To: weegee
I actually saw that movie at the theater.
TAW
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posted on
09/03/2008 2:38:34 PM PDT
by
Malichi
(!)
To: redstates4ever
I was going to try to hold my nose long enough to vote against the o and for McCain. Now I can hardly wait!
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posted on
09/03/2008 3:02:53 PM PDT
by
mathluv
(The Barracuda and the Maverick will take on the Messiah and the Mouth)
To: redstates4ever
Did you know I served in Viet Nam? I used to have medals but...
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posted on
09/03/2008 4:35:46 PM PDT
by
backspace
(It took me a week to come up with this tag line - please don't laugh at it.)
To: kanawa
I love that stuff. One of those Hapsburg kings of Spain had such a deformed jaw that food fell out of his mouth when he ate, and liquid when he drank. Poor man. The current King is, or used to be, quite handsome, and the Prince of Asturias has married out of the family entirely, so they literally have some new blood..
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posted on
09/04/2008 7:43:20 AM PDT
by
3AngelaD
(They screwed up their own countries so bad they had to leave, and now they're here screwing up ours)
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